Fuck you, hail damage to my car that I just dropped a bunch of money to fix! Fuck you power company for telling me I need to put a $200 deposit on my new account! Fuck you Mississippi for being so hot that the bill for my AC is too high as it is! Fuck you Mississippi for lots of things! Fuck you, time and distance and the cost of air travel!
It's probably a sign of my poor financial standing that I frequently have daydreams about gaining the power of teleportation just so I can use it to avoid travel costs.
If I could teleport I would be set
I would be fucking golden, bro
I'd be so fat. Living room to the bathroom without even changing position.
On the other hand, everything would be free because I would just teleport to the store, grab what I want and teleport out.
Take up skiing or snowboarding. No more waiting in line or paying for lift passes.
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miscellaneousinsanitygrass grows, birds fly, sun shines,and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered Userregular
Fuck you, hail damage to my car that I just dropped a bunch of money to fix! Fuck you power company for telling me I need to put a $200 deposit on my new account! Fuck you Mississippi for being so hot that the bill for my AC is too high as it is! Fuck you Mississippi for lots of things! Fuck you, time and distance and the cost of air travel!
It's probably a sign of my poor financial standing that I frequently have daydreams about gaining the power of teleportation just so I can use it to avoid travel costs.
If I could teleport I would be set
I would be fucking golden, bro
I'd be so fat. Living room to the bathroom without even changing position.
On the other hand, everything would be free because I would just teleport to the store, grab what I want and teleport out.
Take up skiing or snowboarding. No more waiting in line or paying for lift passes.
OH GOD I just spent $600 on a season ski pass this would be so nice
And agreed to part of rent for a condo for the season since it's easier than driving up there and back twice a week at least
Fuck you winter sports for being so goddamn expensive!
Fuck you, hail damage to my car that I just dropped a bunch of money to fix! Fuck you power company for telling me I need to put a $200 deposit on my new account! Fuck you Mississippi for being so hot that the bill for my AC is too high as it is! Fuck you Mississippi for lots of things! Fuck you, time and distance and the cost of air travel!
It's probably a sign of my poor financial standing that I frequently have daydreams about gaining the power of teleportation just so I can use it to avoid travel costs.
If I could teleport I would be set
I would be fucking golden, bro
I'd be so fat. Living room to the bathroom without even changing position.
On the other hand, everything would be free because I would just teleport to the store, grab what I want and teleport out.
Take up skiing or snowboarding. No more waiting in line or paying for lift passes.
Hell with that, if I get to start teleporting, it's straight to Hawaii for me.
No travel costs, no need to plan the whole trip months in advance, no need for a hotel, and best of all, no cramming into a plane for hours on end both ways.
Just pop over whenever I feel like getting a little time in the sun...
Clowns are so universally ironic now that it's genuinely harder to find non-ironic, non-creepy clowns than it is to find one that's scary. They are planted firmly in the uncanny valley with all their fake makeup facial features and grotesquely-shaped body parts.
I can confirm that only the pictures I repost are of me. There's a few fake ones flying around and a few incorrect location spots. ( I wasn't out last night).
I'll be seeing you all very soon (in the day!) but i'm going to lay low for a bit as i have a big surprise for you all hopefully due at the end of the week!!
Beep Beep!
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fuck you, kitchen aid mixer ice cream attachment, for not putting yourself in the freezer 24 hours ago so I could make tasty ice cream for my broworker because today is her last day
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miscellaneousinsanitygrass grows, birds fly, sun shines,and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered Userregular
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Gonna punch this guy in the face repeatedly and comment on how shitty his generation is because they're just not that competitive about fighting.
why you gotta be so negative?
Take up skiing or snowboarding. No more waiting in line or paying for lift passes.
Fuck You Friday is a golden opportunity to seize back control of your fuck-you life and say no, fuck you
OH GOD I just spent $600 on a season ski pass this would be so nice
And agreed to part of rent for a condo for the season since it's easier than driving up there and back twice a week at least
Fuck you winter sports for being so goddamn expensive!
Hell with that, if I get to start teleporting, it's straight to Hawaii for me.
No travel costs, no need to plan the whole trip months in advance, no need for a hotel, and best of all, no cramming into a plane for hours on end both ways.
Just pop over whenever I feel like getting a little time in the sun...
If I donate a certain amount do I get a signed polaroid of the body?
got in on the bround floor
I have six.
BS
I shoulda posted all four in separate posts in the bro thread.
bro envy only makes you less of a bro
Okay, I'll bite.
FUCK CLOWNS
Clowns are so universally ironic now that it's genuinely harder to find non-ironic, non-creepy clowns than it is to find one that's scary. They are planted firmly in the uncanny valley with all their fake makeup facial features and grotesquely-shaped body parts.
And now there's a clown in Northampton that's appearing randomly to scare people "for fun". Fuck you, Northampton Clown. You are not fun. I hope somebody is so scared that they piss themselves so hard that it gets on you.
rewards are
picture of you with corpse
engrave your name on the bullets that WILL be the bullets that kill farg
one unique digit of fargs to keep and enjoy forever
Nice bro-begging, brosef.
PSN- AHermano
here is an excerpt from his facebook
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
FUCK THAT GUY THE TARDIS SOUND IS NOT STUPID HOW ABOUT I CUT HIM OPEN AND DRAG A SET OF HOUSE KEYS DOWN HIS BARE SPINE SEE HOW GOOD THAT SOUNDS
There's no shame in bro-begging, bro. We all gotta get our bros somehow, bro.
PSN/Steam/NNID: SyphonBlue | BNet: SyphonBlue#1126
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What a novel approach
I bet no kid has ever tried that except for oh I don't know every kid in the goddamn universe
Look, I never asked to be born.
No shaming, bro, just appreciation bro
PSN- AHermano