Is your girl friend still being a crazy bitch about this?
Wake her ass up and find out.
Also, show her this thread so that maybe she will understand just how fucking insane she is.
I told her I was going to post about it. She never dares check the forums. She knows we are assholes. I refer to SE as "the asshole forum" whenever I talk to her about it.
I told her I was posting in H/A asking about how to clean dog urine off electronics, and that I had already gotten a few good suggestions, like using rubbing alcohol.
If she knew I posted it in SE she would assume it was so I could point out that she was being a crazy bitch to people on the internet.
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I think more people would post there if it was like this.
He is talking to the SE gods.
They think you should leave.
If I wanted to hear what H/A had to say I would have listened to my girlfriend.
Cthulululululoolululu?
Cuz we's tight yo.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
lets say bad things about his family
hoz i bet your dad has a hard time keeping a job because of all the alchoholism it must have taken to raise you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR DAD IS DEAD! YOU FUCKING LOSER.
HOZZY HAS NO DADDY! HOZZY HAS NO DADDY! HOZZY HAS NO DADDY!
i bet it was shame
or cancer
He might be in hell anyway. Or limbo.
your dad is watching you masturbate.
if you listen really closely you can hear him correcting your form
"no your rhythm is all off, are you having a siezure?"
"2 minutes? 2 minutes again? I swear he gets faster every time, you think he'd last longer"
I'll bet him and all his buddies have a pool of money on how long you will last
anything past 3 minutes had 1:49 odds
He sounds like a sister fucker.
Wake her ass up and find out.
Also, show her this thread so that maybe she will understand just how fucking insane she is.
THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
yeah all the porn sites think you should have peed on your girlfriend to make up for it
I told her I was going to post about it. She never dares check the forums. She knows we are assholes. I refer to SE as "the asshole forum" whenever I talk to her about it.
I told her I was posting in H/A asking about how to clean dog urine off electronics, and that I had already gotten a few good suggestions, like using rubbing alcohol.
If she knew I posted it in SE she would assume it was so I could point out that she was being a crazy bitch to people on the internet.
Maybe I am a liar...
I'm pretty tired though
i don't think you get to call your own joke decent.
it's from the dawn of time.
Your joke wasnt funny at all Hoz.
It was just you implying that you are afraid dead people will know you have a small wing wang.
Oh man, that does not even begin to consider all the new blog posts about this.
I saw one guy who had a 20 page post proving beyond a doubt that she is a stupid bitch. It was a good read.
you spelled COINCIDENCE wrong.
No, you are.
a lot of jokes have ben around for a while.
that doesn't make them good