I had an AOL account years ago. I kept it around because many of the suits in my office use AOL. When the boss needs AOL fixed, you’d better have an account to get it running. That’s fine with me. It made troubleshooting much easier. Even though my father and mother both had accounts under mine, their computer didn’t even have the software installed. No one in my family was using it, and at most I was using it once a month.
Recently, I decided that I could spend $14.95 a month in many better ways, and decided to cancel the AOL account. Knowing the horror stories, I decided to do the deed at work where I could record the whole thing. I knew it was going to be good, but I had no idea it would be the abusive disaster it was.
The highlight for me? Him asking for my father when the account is mine, the name on the account is mine, and the card paying the bill is in my name.
Warning: I know the audio on my end is a bit weak. I don’t have the greatest phone recording setup. Anyone else have an interesting “cancellation” story from AOL or some other company?"
And with that, I shall retire! This better reach 100 pages by the time I wake up.
the best part about a sign saying "RIGHT IN THE GOB" is that the old ladies will know that a punch to the gob means someone is going to pound them in the kisser
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I'm going to feel like a huge asshole if it isn't. Well, not really.
fuck, I mean gay.
it's not irony it's just coincidence
You misused "serendipity."
Thats just as bad as listening to Gwen Stefani's solo album.
You mean greater one right?
standard or metric?
Oh right, I should change my title.
Hey!
I got pissed at them just listening to it.
HERE
And a little backstory:
And with that, I shall retire! This better reach 100 pages by the time I wake up.
give them your account number and verify everything, say you want to cancel hang up
they have to cancel it then
Sucks that you have to go through all that though.
i'll be at the bank
IT'S SUNDAY KNOB
THEY LOCK THEIR DOORS
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
you never just hung out outside of a bank on a sunday or somethin'
ive seen some old ladies doing that
selling hand knitted doilies and jam
i asked them if it was guaranteed to be the best jam i have ever eaten
they said i was a rude boy
(i am sorry if this has already been done)
i was going to buy some as well to chow on at work, have a jam toast feast while i do the paper crossword
next time i will just flip them off
im sticking it to the man
banner all reading ''BEST JAM EVER''
:?:
this was also around the time i was really getting into the show so i had super high hopes
i was pretty dissapointed when i took one bite, spewed a little in my mouth and then threw it in the trash