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How could I kill myself if I will graduate from college with a 2.5 GPA?

annany1annany1 Registered User new member
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I am an upper senior in college and my GPA is 2.5 cumulative and 3.2 in my major. I am majoring in Anthropology and I am interested in pursuing a career in biological anthropology, archaeology or environmental science. My GPA is so low because I screwed up during my freshman and sophomore years. I would like to kill myself because my horrible GPA would prevent me from getting a job. I am almost 28 years old and I am not going to spend more time in school to raise my GPA. What are some good ways of commiting suicide without getting hurt? I am thinking about jumping off the bridge, drowning, poisoning myself or cutting myself with a knife. I live in New York.

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  • mtsmts Dr. Robot King Registered User regular
    no one cares about your cumulative gpa if going for a job related to your major and a 3.2 is fine

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  • BloodycowBloodycow Registered User regular
    This can't be for real. Killing yourself over a 3.2 GPA? You need to reach out to a councilor at your school. They are there to help you in stressful times and getting help is not a shameful thing. I spent 8 months in therapy to get over my PTSD.

    Get help.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Either this is a troll post or you are in need of serious professional help. Nobody here is going to give you advice on ways to kill yourself.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Like MTS said, no employer is going to care about your GPA so long as you graduated.

    If you're seriously looking for ways to off yourself, please stop and call a suicide prevention hotline to talk it out with a person trained to help.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    You have to realize that there is absolutely no way anyone here could possibly answer this question for you within the bounds of our forum rules.

    Speak with a counselor at your school and get some professional help, because you are being patently ridiculous.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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