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I googled "sleepy chat" for inspiration and look what I found as number one.


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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Two chats eh.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Chat is so catty.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    i observed [chat] protocol and waited exactly 8 minutes!

    Casual on
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    One day I'll make a Chat [chat] and the op will be nothing but french cats.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Poker night! Woo!

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    je t'aime les [chat]s

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    OH MY GOD I LOVE DAYS WHEN THEY TEST THE FIRE ALARM OVER AND OVER

    IT FUCKING WORKS, DICKS

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    FIDUSPAWN wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    FIDUSPAWN wrote: »
    Brujo?

    witch

    well, male witch

    I see, so like a wizard or a warlock.

    not necessarily.

    at least on Charmed, you could have male witches.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Why isn't SE++ SS up yet?
    The anticipates iz palpatine.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    assassin's creed 3 starts up and I am greeted with a black screen

    best $24 ever

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I just made hummus and it was fucking delicious

    Then I realized I hadn't but garlic in

    But... it was delicious

    I think I have to sit down.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Why isn't SE++ SS up yet?
    The anticipates iz palpatine.

    why would it matter?

    unless

    you're thinking of switching camps....


    TRAITOR

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I just made hummus and it was fucking delicious

    Then I realized I hadn't but garlic in

    But... it was delicious

    I think I have to sit down.

    Just because garlic is delicious doesn't mean things without garlic can't be delicious

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I just made hummus and it was fucking delicious

    Then I realized I hadn't but garlic in

    But... it was delicious

    I think I have to sit down.

    Shiv!

    wassup?

  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    OH MY GOD I LOVE DAYS WHEN THEY TEST THE FIRE ALARM OVER AND OVER

    IT FUCKING WORKS, DICKS

    Fire alarm's like "DUDE GET OUT THERE'S FIRE EVERYWHERE I KEEP WARNING YOU"

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I just made hummus and it was fucking delicious

    Then I realized I hadn't but garlic in

    But... it was delicious

    I think I have to sit down.

    Just because garlic is delicious doesn't mean things without garlic can't be delicious

    But

    My worldview!

    Also the trick to making delicious hummus is apparently to break your salt box and accidentally pour two or three times as much in as you thought you wanted.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I bought some really good oranges. I am very pleased.

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  • FIDUSPAWNFIDUSPAWN Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    FIDUSPAWN wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    FIDUSPAWN wrote: »
    Brujo?

    witch

    well, male witch

    I see, so like a wizard or a warlock.

    not necessarily.

    at least on Charmed, you could have male witches.

    I see. Sometimes I wish magic was real, because if it was then I would try to learn it too.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I just made hummus and it was fucking delicious

    Then I realized I hadn't but garlic in

    But... it was delicious

    I think I have to sit down.

    Shiv!

    wassup?

    Casual! <3

    Uh

    In terms of science/work: nothing but I love science

    In terms of personal stuff: nothing

    In terms of other stuff: little interesting things I will tell you about later but nothing too crazy.

    I just made hummus though. It is delicious. As you may have heard.

    What's up with you?

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Why isn't SE++ SS up yet?
    The anticipates iz palpatine.

    why would it matter?

    unless

    you're thinking of switching camps....


    TRAITOR

    w/e doge.
    such international shipping
    wow
    so will not santa

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    today on the news at noon
    as office building catches fire a young man repeatedly ignores the alarm and burns alive at his work station.
    boss admires his dedication to work and the office will be rebuilt in his name
    the Chapped Anus Conservatory is scheduled to open Fall 2014.

    Bless your heart.
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    really wish ubisoft would give up the crazy dream of uPlay

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TTODewback wrote: »
    today on the news at noon
    as office building catches fire a young man repeatedly ignores the alarm and burns alive at his work station.
    boss admires his dedication to work and the office will be rebuilt in his name
    the Chapped Anus Conservatory is scheduled to open Fall 2014.

    Pfft. I'm window adjacent.

    Ain't no real fire gonna get me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    "Congrats on your free fuckbook account"

    Oh! Well, this is truly a day for congratulations and celebration isn't it?

    Oh spam emails, never change.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I just made hummus and it was fucking delicious

    Then I realized I hadn't but garlic in

    But... it was delicious

    I think I have to sit down.

    Shiv!

    wassup?

    Casual! <3

    Uh

    In terms of science/work: nothing but I love science

    In terms of personal stuff: nothing

    In terms of other stuff: little interesting things I will tell you about later but nothing too crazy.

    I just made hummus though. It is delicious. As you may have heard.

    What's up with you?

    much like you but without the interesting qualifier!

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    It is kinda funny, I guess, that they never actually said they're testing the fire alarm today and zero people reacted to it going off the first time.

    And only reacted with annoyance on subsequent times.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Today's comic is p dark.

    The news post even moreso, especially with the music selection.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Why isn't SE++ SS up yet?
    The anticipates iz palpatine.

    why would it matter?

    unless

    you're thinking of switching camps....


    TRAITOR

    w/e doge.
    such international shipping
    wow
    so will not santa

    well i more ment a traitor to glorious democratic republic of D&D

    but yeah I AM HURT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL TOO

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Why isn't SE++ SS up yet?
    The anticipates iz palpatine.

    why would it matter?

    unless

    you're thinking of switching camps....


    TRAITOR
    nah they're cool too i did both

    :)

    poo
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    And so, the 158th Storting is officially and formally, opened.

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Also, you should probably start using Charmin Ultra or something if you're butthole is so chapped that you live you're life with that name.

    Bless your heart.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    "Congrats on your free fuckbook account"

    Oh! Well, this is truly a day for congratulations and celebration isn't it?

    Oh spam emails, never change.

    I've been getting spam from "Adriana" about once every few days for months.

    They started off like, "Hey baby wanna get together?" or whatever

    Then they were like, "Are you ignoring me?"

    Now they're just like, "HEY ASSHOLE I'M TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU HERE"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Also, apparently marking the same email address as spam several dozen times isn't enough to convince Yahoo's spam filter

    I only use that account for, like, TigerDirect subscribed emails and shit like that anyway

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Why isn't SE++ SS up yet?
    The anticipates iz palpatine.

    why would it matter?

    unless

    you're thinking of switching camps....


    TRAITOR
    nah they're cool too i did both

    :)

    i will hear none of this reasonable "it's only a separate subforum on the same site" guff

    i am indulging in factionalism! that means the faction i am in is civilisation and everyone else is terrible

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Ohhh no, I'm out of coffee. The nearest coffee shop is all the way across the street.

    :(

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    "Congrats on your free fuckbook account"

    Oh! Well, this is truly a day for congratulations and celebration isn't it?

    Oh spam emails, never change.

    I've been getting spam from "Adriana" about once every few days for months.

    They started off like, "Hey baby wanna get together?" or whatever

    Then they were like, "Are you ignoring me?"

    Now they're just like, "HEY ASSHOLE I'M TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU HERE"

    YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THIS PATERNITY SUIT

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    It is kinda funny, I guess, that they never actually said they're testing the fire alarm today and zero people reacted to it going off the first time.

    And only reacted with annoyance on subsequent times.

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/car-alarm-sound-not-associated-with-car-being-stolen-2013082078815
    EVERYONE assumes car alarms are just going off for no reason, it has emerged.
    The Institute for Studies found that the standard response to the sound of a car alarm was to remain in bed while hoping that it doesn’t go on all night.

    Professor Henry Brubaker said: “You can basically go and steal any car you want, no one will even bother to look out of the window.

    “Even the owner will just be like ‘oh it’s just my car alarm going off, probably it’ll stop after a bit’.”

    36-year-old Tom Logan said: “It’s not a nice noise which is why I was quite glad when, after fifteen minutes of electronic bleating, some teenagers finally managed to drive my car off.

    “Even now I’m not sure if the alarm was going off because my car was being nicked, or whether the theft just happened to coincide with one of its regular malfunctions.

    “Probably the latter.”

    Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “When I hear a car alarm on my street, my first thought is ‘fuck I’d better close the window’.

    “Then I feel a creeping sense of resentment towards the owner.

    “Same with burglar alarms and fire alarms. I’ll get up to have a look at if I hear a police helicopter though, because helicopters are cool.”

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  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    "Congrats on your free fuckbook account"

    Oh! Well, this is truly a day for congratulations and celebration isn't it?

    Oh spam emails, never change.

    I've been getting spam from "Adriana" about once every few days for months.

    They started off like, "Hey baby wanna get together?" or whatever

    Then they were like, "Are you ignoring me?"

    Now they're just like, "HEY ASSHOLE I'M TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU HERE"

    That SLUT!

    She said I was the only one!

    But yea.

    That Adriana gets around. I get those all the time.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I was angry at him for twenty years, but I can’t be mad at the bent up shape on this bed. He isn’t the right size; he looks like a boy. I tower over him and it is hard to understand how that could ever be. There is a button he can push when it hurts him, and he is always pushing it.

    christ right in the heart

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