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lets talk about sex: a salt n peppa song and also a fun activity for all

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited October 2013 in Singularity Engine++
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex

sex. its really fun. borat likes you, and he likes this, and its very nase

you can do all kinds of sex

there's regular, plain jane vanilla stuff.

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there's ruff stuff

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and there's all manner of stuff in between

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in keeping with the knowledge that this is a 13+ forum, as im reminded often, in lieu of our more crass discussion i desire a fruitful dialogue of not only intercourse, but sensuality and eroticism we enjoy as weird meat machines destined to do weird stuff to cool holes

how you love, how you get down, what turns you on son

(also, this also encompasses shared information on the subject. learning owns)

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender

    gender, for whatever reason, people still subscribe to normative vs. out of the norm portrayals out in the world, and those social constructs intersect with sexuality

    you can be gay, queer, identify as trans-lady or trans-man or gender neutral, or throw that shit out the window entirely. gender and what is conferred is a weird social currency in this instance

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_sex

    no matter what you do, you gotta have the safe sex. not having safe sex can lead to contracting vd, some horrible terminal illnesses, or unplanned pregnancies, which aint cool. gay, straight, robot or robot, you and your playmate gotta practice the safe sex

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    this is a really weird OP

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    I like to get my bone on.

    Recently my gf has gotten one of those birth control implants (the arm type) so we have been going at it without any sort of protection or care, and I must inform you kind folk that it is in fact, the best.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    this is a really weird OP

    prude

    YaYa
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    planned parenthood is a great american institution. the got condoms, they give you good resources and are a sex positive environment, ready to help you with all family planning needs http://www.plannedparenthood.org/

    i remember a condom breaking on me and being like "OH NO OH FUCK" but man the planned parenthood had it all covered with the good tests and stuff, look them up

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I'm a real good sex person

    I do it all the different ways

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  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Not everybody does it
    But everybody should

    Goatmon
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    seriously though my sex is pretty righteous

    bring your preferred set of genitals over here I'll treat em real right

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    im told the birth control implants get infected easily, that true?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I just wanted to quote 30 Rock though

    I'm not crazy about sex

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    Planned Parenthood can also clear you for hormones

    I had plenty of transfriends go there for theirs

    in personal news: I'm ridiculously horny right now and there's zilch I can do about it at the moment

    oh, and I realized that I know too many hot transgirls

    that is, if there was any such thing as too many

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Yo @Calamity Jane in response to your post on my facebook

    This is what I do

    This is all I do

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Planned Parenthood can also clear you for hormones

    I had plenty of transfriends go there for theirs

    in personal news: I'm ridiculously horny right now and there's zilch I can do about it at the moment

    oh, and I realized that I know too many hot transgirls

    that is, if there was any such thing as too many

    so uh

    how you doin'

    Doobh
  • But you can call meBut you can call me Grand Divina Angela Registered User regular
    I'm most likely getting a vasectomy soon because the wife's birth control is possibly causing some serious problems. My biggest concern is that it might affect hormone replacement therapy in some way? I'm not really sure, and I'm worried my doctor won't know since I've heard a lot of doctors don't know much about transgendered stuff.

    Speaking of Planned Parenthood, I'd be doing it through them (for free as far as I understand) since I haven't got insurance. They are an awesome organization.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    im told the birth control implants get infected easily, that true?

    Any foreign object in the body is more easily infected than your natural tissue. But once the implant is in, and infection free, you need to introduce a microorganism to infect it, so like, don't slice it open.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    my girlfriend had some weirdness in regards to her implant so she's on the pill, but we still usually use condoms as well anyway

    shurrrrruuuggggg

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Implant + pill = double hormone dose????

    I didn't pay that much attention in OB but I don't think she should be doubling up. Did she discuss that with her obgyn?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Implant + pill = double hormone dose????

    I didn't pay that much attention in OB but I don't think she should be doubling up. Did she discuss that with her obgyn?

    oh sorry, wasn't clear, she had it removed, so she's only on the pill now

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Ohhhh

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    That just means double the protection!

    So you can go in condom-free and with peace of mind

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    That just means double the protection!

    So you can go in condom-free and with peace of mind

    2 condoms = twice the protection!!!!

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    im told two condoms is a bad idea, and breakage is easier

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Wouldn't two condoms just add even more friction which means more chance of tearing?

  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    I accidentally went to the pharmacy twice, now I'm
    TWO CONDOMS

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  • But you can call meBut you can call me Grand Divina Angela Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    On a slightly sexier note last night I was having a dream involving my wife and electricity based superpowers. I got woken up just as it was starting to get good though. Ah well.

    (somebody had to start the kink talk)

    PS I'm bothered by how long it's taking me to get up the courage to actually hit post right now. Not quite as cool as I wish I was sometimes.

    edit: oh gosh I totally did it haha I feel lame for being so proud of myself

    But you can call me on
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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Sex is fun!

    Fishman
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    On a slightly sexier note last night I was having a dream involving my wife and electricity based superpowers. I got woken up just as it was starting to get good though. Ah well.

    (somebody had to start the kink talk)

    PS I'm bothered by how long it's taking me to get up the courage to actually hit post right now. Not quite as cool as I wish I was sometimes.

    edit: oh gosh I totally did it haha I feel lame for being so proud of myself

    i like electricity

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    But you can call me
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    May I just sidetrack for one moment. This -- what shall I call it -- nickname of yours... "Two Condoms". How did you come by it?

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    its just sex dude, and man the stuff people get bashful about sure has a range

    ive been having vivid, horrifying nightmares that have gotten worse while having begun quitting smoking. like the sort where youre fucking in the middle of a classroom and your parents are watching you, critiquing your method and everything

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