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I just got diagnosed with my second kidney stone in three years yesterday. Other than the really good drugs, this is not fun.
It's probably one of the most painful things I've ever gone through, and I'm scared whenever I have to go piss. The first one was not that hard to pass, but this one is quite a bit larger.
It was also humiliating being over my girlfriend's house when the pain hit, and vomiting all over myself due to not being able to make it up her set of 5,000 stairs in time.
Anyone else not been able to masturbate due to the fear of blowing a hole in their ceiling with a chemical deposit? Or share your other stories of fucking immense pain.
tl;dr I have a kidney stone and my dick is going to hurt soon.
It's probably one of the most painful things I've ever gone through, and I'm scared whenever I have to go piss. The first one was not that hard to pass, but this one is quite a bit larger.
It was also humiliating being over my girlfriend's house when the pain hit, and vomiting all over myself due to not being able to make it up her set of 5,000 stairs in time.
Anyone else not been able to masturbate due to the fear of blowing a hole in their ceiling with a chemical deposit? Or share your other stories of fucking immense pain.
tl;dr I have a kidney stone and my dick is going to hurt soon.
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kidney stones are the worst thing ever
make sure you get the percocet
That'll be $500 for the medical advice, plz
they look like they're made up of shards of glass
But from what I've heard, that pales in comparison to kidney stones.
Take a lot of calcium supplements but be careful not to drink too much water or they get too diluted and don't work as good
They never could figure out why I got it. It was calcium, not sodium, and there was apparently no reason for it other than maybe I was not drinking enough fluids, possibly.
the urologist gives you this seive you gotta pee through until you pass it
you're supposed to catch your stones in it and take them into to get looked at
Percocet acquired. I was actually in the pharmacy still on Morphine yesterday morning. I think I hit on the cute pharmacist, but I'm not totally sure.
And yes, they do hurt as bad as everyone says. I had a woman with 5 children tell me passing a stone was worse than labor. Fuck this shit.
but i think kidney stones are worse, but i haven't had them
they gave me codeine at first and ahahahahaha that didn't do shit
the percocet fixed me up real good though
DEAR GOD...
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
But, I have to say that the worst pain ever was when I shattered a wisdom tooth while chowing down on some snack mix.
They are scoping my throat and my asshole.
I'm not really looking forward to that.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Sounds like your usual Friday night in SE++.
Are you made out of K'NEX?
That will help you get them, yes.
Also, drink shit tons of soda all the time.
If only this were so; my joints would be easily replaced and I'd still be bustin' caps for Uncle Sam.
My apartment complex just shut off our water for two hours. And I have to piss.
Basically by my 27th birthday I will be a real woman.
Because you aren't a real woman until you've lost your virginity the real way and done some a2m.
God plus for two days before I can't eat and on the day before I have to drink nothing but water and some super laxative.
I hope I never get one of these
Colonscopy, dude.
You will have them once a year starting around age 50.
I'm sending you one in the mail.
Mine is 3mm.
Holy fuck, did you actually pass that? Through your penis? Without dying?