So, a funny thing happened to me on the way to a raging infection in my leg which turned into an abscess. I've been stuck in the hospital since emergency surgery on Thursday, I finally have internet access and my iPhone.
So someone entertain me. Either that or let's discuss how awesome morphine by IV is.
ITT: Hunter is whacked out on milk of the poppy, his leg has a hole in it packed with gauze, and my nurse is kind of hot. Discuss hospitals, crazy emergencies, or the glory of opioids.
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Oh man Hunter you and me can be zombie bite bros! Did you ignore an infection for months like I did? Because boy is that sure a way to get doctors to go, "I've never seen anything like that before!"
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
So, a funny thing happened to me on the way to a raging infection in my leg which turned into an abscess. I've been stuck in the hospital since emergency surgery on Thursday, I finally have internet access and my iPhone.
So someone entertain me. Either that or let's discuss how awesome morphine by IV is.
ITT: Hunter is whacked out on milk of the poppy, his leg has a hole in it packed with gauze, and my nurse is kind of hot. Discuss hospitals, crazy emergencies, or the glory of opioids.
For my most recent hospital emergency, listen to the latest Giant Bombcast.
If you can't, my dad lost about half of his blood out of his ass on Thanksgiving eve and we had to call 911
You know that call light they give you? The staff love it when you hit the call button every 5 minutes. That should provide you with entertainment.
You mean the call light that when you hit it, nobody shows up?
even after you've vomited blood all over the place?
yeah.
fuck nurses
Hey not my fault your state has shitty staffing ratio laws.
not your fault the nurses sucked either
but hey, resentment lingers!
I'll admit, there are some really shitty nurses, and most of them get funneled to the med/surg unit where the majority of the population goes (no one wants to work med/surg, it's the worst).
"Nope, feels like you jammed a cactus up my cock."
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
I have to say all my nurses so far have been good. One lady was just bad at starting an IV, but at least she called in a relief pitcher after going 0 for 2 on stabbing me.
"Nope, feels like you jammed a cactus up my cock."
I have that video
I just have the fond memories of dripping blood.
Seriously, I was walking within two hours of them taking bone off my hip for my mouth, why did they think breaking my jaw would mean I couldn't fucking walk?
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"Nope, feels like you jammed a cactus up my cock."
I have that video
I just have the fond memories of dripping blood.
Seriously, I was walking within two hours of them taking bone off my hip for my mouth, why did they think breaking my jaw would mean I couldn't fucking walk?
They kept your catheter in because they thought you couldn't walk? They're not supposed to do that.
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Ooh, hospital thread.
I had a stomach thing that the doctors thought might be a hernia but they couldn't find anything when they scanned me, so the doc who looked at the scans said it might be a colonic infection, scheduled a colonoscopy and sent me home.
Turns out, it was a minor rectus sheath hematoma. Got a small bruise and the pain up and disappeared over night. Went back to the hospital, showed them the bruise, got the new diagnosis, everything was fine. On the way out I went "So, uh, that colonoscopy...?"
"Oh, we're still doing that. Better safe than sorry."
So next month I'm getting a camera up the butt for absolutely no reason. Behold the glory of socialized medicine.
"Nope, feels like you jammed a cactus up my cock."
I have that video
I just have the fond memories of dripping blood.
Seriously, I was walking within two hours of them taking bone off my hip for my mouth, why did they think breaking my jaw would mean I couldn't fucking walk?
I'm going on for surgery on the 13th, they don't expect me to be able to be up and walking for 10-12 hours and I still won't be getting a catheter
I was unconscious the last time they put in a catheter, but when they took it out it felt like rope burn in my crotch
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Do they put you to sleep for a colonoscopy? Or is that a sigmoidoscopy that they put you to sleep for?
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You mean the call light that when you hit it, nobody shows up?
even after you've vomited blood all over the place?
yeah.
fuck nurses
No clue to the start, but it went I to beast mode over like two days. At least it wasn't MRSA. It was just deep and in my crotch area.
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My ass cheeks are on full display
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Hey not my fault your state has shitty staffing ratio laws.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
For my most recent hospital emergency, listen to the latest Giant Bombcast.
If you can't, my dad lost about half of his blood out of his ass on Thanksgiving eve and we had to call 911
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Good for you!
Months is... it's a bad call.
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not your fault the nurses sucked either
but hey, resentment lingers!
Oops wait that is the punchline fuck me. I'm tired.
Anyway I hope you are better soon hunter.
I'll admit, there are some really shitty nurses, and most of them get funneled to the med/surg unit where the majority of the population goes (no one wants to work med/surg, it's the worst).
"You'll feel a slight pinch"
"Nope, feels like you jammed a cactus up my cock."
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I have that video
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I just have the fond memories of dripping blood.
Seriously, I was walking within two hours of them taking bone off my hip for my mouth, why did they think breaking my jaw would mean I couldn't fucking walk?
Never had a catheter thank god.
They kept your catheter in because they thought you couldn't walk? They're not supposed to do that.
the smell
the harsh light
the stressed out, dead eyed staff
"You will feel a slight pressure" Is code for
"This is going to be the most intense pain you have ever experienced"
I had a stomach thing that the doctors thought might be a hernia but they couldn't find anything when they scanned me, so the doc who looked at the scans said it might be a colonic infection, scheduled a colonoscopy and sent me home.
Turns out, it was a minor rectus sheath hematoma. Got a small bruise and the pain up and disappeared over night. Went back to the hospital, showed them the bruise, got the new diagnosis, everything was fine. On the way out I went "So, uh, that colonoscopy...?"
"Oh, we're still doing that. Better safe than sorry."
So next month I'm getting a camera up the butt for absolutely no reason. Behold the glory of socialized medicine.
Doc's finger was cold.
I'm going on for surgery on the 13th, they don't expect me to be able to be up and walking for 10-12 hours and I still won't be getting a catheter
I was unconscious the last time they put in a catheter, but when they took it out it felt like rope burn in my crotch
Which brings up a conundrum. If you have a choice, how early do you start watching the feed? Before entry or after?
after
try 3 over the course of 2 months on your butts
but I have something
so
yeah!
Have they ruled out butt aids? It sounds like butt aids.