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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    poop

    poo
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    someone link like a best of compilation of Key and Peele. I feel like their good stuff is good but I have a hard time staying engaged through an entire show. I suppose this is true of any sketch show but anyhoo.

    or i can use google...

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    netflix pls

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    TOOK YOUR SWEET GODDAMN TIME

    I keed, I keed


    or do I?

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Hey lardbutts I just had a can of tuna and bean salad for dinner

    Get it

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    netflix pls

    Watch some mediocre gay movies for me. Maybe one where the twink kid runs away from his intolerant rural home and finds love and also a really strong community in an urban gayborhood.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I had some toast

    some chips

    couple cups of coffee, a bottle of soda, my last cigarette


    this has been "what has abd eaten today"

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular


    Christ, Hitler

    lighten up for once

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hey lardbutts I just had a can of tuna and bean salad for dinner

    Get it

    IDGI

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    tv lady inexplicably happy over making a salad on her own makes me really crave some avocado

    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    she wasn't quite "woman laughing alone with salad" but still

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    anyway avocado

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    ok, so on jan 1 i had 1,238 calories, i walked for 40 minutes, and i had 72oz of water

    life's not worth living

    Organichu on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    someone link like a best of compilation of Key and Peele. I feel like their good stuff is good but I have a hard time staying engaged through an entire show. I suppose this is true of any sketch show but anyhoo.

    or i can use google...

    @Dynagrip gie me a minute and I will give you a list

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    netflix pls

    Watch some mediocre gay movies for me. Maybe one where the twink kid runs away from his intolerant rural home and finds love and also a really strong community in an urban gayborhood.

    BIG GAY AGENDA

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2014
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    someone link like a best of compilation of Key and Peele. I feel like their good stuff is good but I have a hard time staying engaged through an entire show. I suppose this is true of any sketch show but anyhoo.

    or i can use google...
    http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2013/11/the-10-best-key-peele-sketches.html

    I did it! Anything is possible.

    Dynagrip on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok, so on jan 1 i had 1,238 calories, i walked for 40 minutes, and i had 72oz of water

    life's not worth living

    are you skinny now

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    There is a movie on Netflix called Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead.

    I would like someone to do a book report on this movie so I don't have to go near it. You will be graded. It will count for 25% of your grade for this semester.

    Also, Netflix predicts that I would rate this movie higher than Kate + Eight.

    Neco on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I joined myfitnesspal how do add you butts

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok, so on jan 1 i had 1,238 calories, i walked for 40 minutes, and i had 72oz of water

    life's not worth living

    are you skinny now

    no i'm fkn confused i thought i would be after this

  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    this hangover is persistent

    the thought of food makes me ill

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok, so on jan 1 i had 1,238 calories, i walked for 40 minutes, and i had 72oz of water

    life's not worth living

    are you skinny now

    no i'm fkn confused i thought i would be after this

    hmm I'm feeling discouraged

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Uncle Phil

    NO!

    Hiya folks what a shitty start to 2014

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    ok, so on jan 1 i had 1,238 calories, i walked for 40 minutes, and i had 72oz of water

    life's not worth living

    That was about what I was doing for a couple of months, and I lost twenty pounds. Obviously, YMMV.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    facebook has shown me that black mud is very flattering on bikini clad bodies curvy in all the right places

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    NPR was all excited about weed being legal to buy in the United States for the first time in forever. They were trying to report on it like a news story but mostly those dry-talking former hippies were having an on air love-in. One guest was from like Utah or something and they pooped all over him.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    the other night chu was talking about 'cooking' that involved mixing a can of cream of mushroom soup with a box of hamburger helper

    and he referenced an Iowa housewife as the chef and I cringed in delight, thinking of Sarah's mom

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I joined myfitnesspal how do add you butts
    you hit add friends and choose a method.

    dynagrip@gmail.com yo

    when i don't log on the weekends it means i am undoing a week's worth of diligence

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    NPR was all excited about weed being legal to buy in the United States for the first time in forever. They were trying to report on it like a news story but mostly those dry-talking former hippies were having an on air love-in. One guest was from like Utah or something and they pooped all over him.

    they don't have their shit together in WA

    I thought I'd be able to drive up to a weed store on Jan 1 but nooooope

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Neco wrote: »
    There is a movie on Netflix called Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead.

    I would like someone to do a book report on this movie so I don't have to go near it. You will be graded. It will count for 25% of your grade for this semester.

    Also, Netflix predicts that I would rate this movie higher than Kate + Eight.

    that one keeps showing up for me and i do not want to see it. also a bunch of terrible sounding asian movies

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    facebook has shown me that black mud is very flattering on bikini clad bodies curvy in all the right places

    that's just because everything is very flattering on attractive people

    Adam Levine could wear jorts, a math-rock concert tee and a cheap fedora and I'd be like OH HEY CHECK OUT THIS HOT FASHON TREND.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I need to lose weight this year. I was all the way down to 169 a few years back, but now I'm up to 210. Giving up diet drinks added like 10 pounds all on its own. :(

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    There is a movie on Netflix called Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead.

    I would like someone to do a book report on this movie so I don't have to go near it. You will be graded. It will count for 25% of your grade for this semester.

    Also, Netflix predicts that I would rate this movie higher than Kate + Eight.

    that one keeps showing up for me and i do not want to see it. also a bunch of terrible sounding asian movies

    White Chix was at the top of my recommend list not too long ago.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I need to lose weight this year. I was all the way down to 169 a few years back, but now I'm up to 210. Giving up diet drinks added like 10 pounds all on its own. :(

    Wait wait, you "gave up" diet drinks in favor of the full calorie versions? Shit, this year I will give up broccoli and just eat ice cream instead.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    facebook has shown me that black mud is very flattering on bikini clad bodies curvy in all the right places

    that's just because everything is very flattering on attractive people

    Adam Levine could wear jorts, a math-rock concert tee and a cheap fedora and I'd be like OH HEY CHECK OUT THIS HOT FASHON TREND.

    The result: Attractive people often don't know how to dress.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Dynagrip
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzprLDmdRlc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zDHSLDY0Q8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlD9JYP8u5E

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftwT-HI86kA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxWzsrj8bZE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uScCrpAW4U

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X9tuwH9I5Q

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezg4sr67OGA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZM0-f5_CU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tLyqfJd54

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ2qGmJOVM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xyhVO-SWfM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpxnxAL62A

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__d2FMCtgi4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6haBMbtXSLg

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    facebook has shown me that black mud is very flattering on bikini clad bodies curvy in all the right places

    that's just because everything is very flattering on attractive people

    Adam Levine could wear jorts, a math-rock concert tee and a cheap fedora and I'd be like OH HEY CHECK OUT THIS HOT FASHON TREND.

    well that and much the same effect that, say, baby oil has

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I need to lose weight this year. I was all the way down to 169 a few years back, but now I'm up to 210. Giving up diet drinks added like 10 pounds all on its own. :(

    Wait wait, you "gave up" diet drinks in favor of the full calorie versions? Shit, this year I will give up broccoli and just eat ice cream instead.

    Supposedly there has been some suggestion of a link to Alzheimer's. That said, my soda consumption has also dropped a lot since then.

    Edit: Also I kind of just wanted people to leave me the hell alone about all the soda consumption.

    Incenjucar on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I watched GoT right before bed so I had a pleasant dream about shamelessly hitting on Missandei

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