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The Dinosaurs Megalothread

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  • koffixkoffix Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Dinosaurs worst nightmare

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guys, I just discovered the truth about dinosaurs!


    Extant Dinosaurs

    Although exceedingly rare, living dinosaur and related species can still be found world wide. Some famous examples are the Loch Ness Monster, a Scottish plesiosaur (or leviathan); Mokele-Mbembe, an African sauropod; and the Chupacabra, a South American velociraptor. This obviously proves that man and dinosaur have existed -- and continue to exist -- contemporaneously.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited April 2007
    You left out El Chupanibre

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Guys, I just discovered the truth about dinosaurs!


    Extant Dinosaurs

    Although exceedingly rare, living dinosaur and related species can still be found world wide. Some famous examples are the Loch Ness Monster, a Scottish plesiosaur (or leviathan); Mokele-Mbembe, an African sauropod; and the Chupacabra, a South American velociraptor. This obviously proves that man and dinosaur have existed -- and continue to exist -- contemporaneously.

    Oh man, no arguing with that. I'm sold.

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread has a disapointing lack of Dinosaur Comics!
    http://www.qwantz.com/
    One of the funnier, more recent comics:
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    (God is the black bold text coming from the heavens... and occasionally the red text of Satan appears from the bowls of ummm... underneath the main characters.)

    I recommend you start at the beggining, a lot of the earlier comics deal with the main charcters being totally awesome dinosaurs 'n stuff.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    ducky?

    The little girl who played Ducky in Land Before Time was shot to death by her father when she was like 11.

    Really? Damn.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what an amazing discovery

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wait these "dinosaur comics" all have the same layout

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    welcome to the internet, you must be new here

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I mean god what sort of new comic is this

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bent wrote: »
    I mean god what sort of new comic is this

    A TOTALLY AWESOME one! I mean, Dinosaur Comics taught me that my whole family is made out of meat!

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited April 2007
    You didn't post the alt-text.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bent wrote: »
    I mean god what sort of new comic is this

    A TOTALLY AWESOME one! I mean, Dinosaur Comics taught me that my whole family is made out of meat!

    Oh gosh coolies

    have you seen this one comic called 'Dilbert', it's a charming portrayal of life as an engineer
    pretty cutting edge stuff

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  • RighteRighte Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ducky?

    The little girl who played Ducky in Land Before Time was shot to death by her father when she was like 11.

    Really? Damn.

    Wasn't there a thread about this a few months back? With "Yep Yep Yep" on the tombstone?

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  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Righte wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ducky?

    The little girl who played Ducky in Land Before Time was shot to death by her father when she was like 11.
    Really? Damn.
    Wasn't there a thread about this a few months back? With "Yep Yep Yep" on the tombstone?
    Yep yep yep :(

    Speaking of Land Before Time, I would love to find out what they cut out of the final product. But it doesn't seem to exist anywhere, and since the director never elaborated on what it was, I feel like he's forgotten what it was as well.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SpeedySwaf wrote: »
    Righte wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ducky?

    The little girl who played Ducky in Land Before Time was shot to death by her father when she was like 11.
    Really? Damn.
    Wasn't there a thread about this a few months back? With "Yep Yep Yep" on the tombstone?
    Yep yep yep :(

    Speaking of Land Before Time, I would love to find out what they cut out of the final product. But it doesn't seem to exist anywhere, and since the director never elaborated on what it was, I feel like he's forgotten what it was as well.

    Probably the part where all the dinosaurs become extinct.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    yea on second thought tennis is pretty gay

    now dino football..

    THAT would be a sport, all realistic and shit.

    Instead of tacking someone you fucking EAT them
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    It could work.

    I demand to know what this is and where I can find it

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SpeedySwaf wrote: »
    Righte wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    ducky?

    The little girl who played Ducky in Land Before Time was shot to death by her father when she was like 11.
    Really? Damn.
    Wasn't there a thread about this a few months back? With "Yep Yep Yep" on the tombstone?
    Yep yep yep :(

    What the fuck? That's fucking terrible, I didn't want to know that.

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  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    Utah Raptor is 22 feet long, 6 feet tall and weighs about 1500 lbs.

    It is the fucking god of all raptors.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    it shouldn't be named after utah. utah should be named raptor

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Godzilla is having his fucking way with that building.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Also,

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    and

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    roadside dinosaurs = awesome

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    yea on second thought tennis is pretty gay

    now dino football..

    THAT would be a sport, all realistic and shit.

    Instead of tacking someone you fucking EAT them
    picfootwn7.jpg

    It could work.

    I demand to know what this is and where I can find it
    I just did a google image search for 'dinosaur football'.

    But it's a shitty shareware game anyways.


    Real Dinosaurs play REAL football.

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't really remember when or why I made this.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There aren't any dinosaurs named after Massachusetts. That's wicked retahded guys. How did Utah get king raptor?

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    "But not all kinds of dinosaurs, nor every individual member of a particular kind, fell into bloodlust: Some kinds, such as the sauropods and the hadrosaurs, remained herbivorous (although, no doubt, becoming wicked in other ways);"

    hehe, a wicked diplodocus, hells of committing sodomy and gambling away his paycheck

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  • smegheadsmeghead Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread has a disapointing lack of Dinosaur Comics!

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There aren't any dinosaurs named after Massachusetts. That's wicked retahded guys. How did Utah get king raptor?

    Have they found any dinosaurs in Massachusetts?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ted Kennedy


    best politician ever

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "But not all kinds of dinosaurs, nor every individual member of a particular kind, fell into bloodlust: Some kinds, such as the sauropods and the hadrosaurs, remained herbivorous (although, no doubt, becoming wicked in other ways);"

    hehe, a wicked diplodocus, hells of committing sodomy and gambling away his paycheck

    Sauropods? More like sodomyopods m i rite? And those Hadrosaurids probably converted to Hinduism or Islam or something. God hates it when you worship wrong and those non-sentient animals clearly did not revere Him the proper way.

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    There aren't any dinosaurs named after Massachusetts. That's wicked retahded guys. How did Utah get king raptor?

    Have they found any dinosaurs in Massachusetts?

    They've yet to find life, let alone dinosaurs.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So i heard they are making Jurassic Park 4. Its apparently going o be like the end of the second one but with more dinosaurs.

    All it needs now is cyber raptor ninja commandos to be the worst idea for a movie ever.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    So i heard they are making Jurassic Park 4. Its apparently going o be like the end of the second one but with more dinosaurs.

    All it needs now is cyber raptor ninja commandos to be the worst idea for a movie ever.

    Didn't the end of the second one have a T-Rex rampaging through San Diego for no reason at all?

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    So i heard they are making Jurassic Park 4. Its apparently going o be like the end of the second one but with more dinosaurs.

    All it needs now is cyber raptor ninja commandos to be the worst idea for a movie ever.

    Didn't the end of the second one have a T-Rex rampaging through San Diego for no reason at all?

    Yep. Now just imagine that, but with a bunch of dinosaurs and it lasts the entire movie.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jurassic Park 4 should be a zombie dinosaur movie, to cash in on the whole zombie thing. Tell me you wouldn't pay money to see that.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    So i heard they are making Jurassic Park 4. Its apparently going o be like the end of the second one but with more dinosaurs.

    All it needs now is cyber raptor ninja commandos to be the worst idea for a movie ever.

    Didn't the end of the second one have a T-Rex rampaging through San Diego for no reason at all?

    Yep. Now just imagine that, but with a bunch of dinosaurs and it lasts the entire movie.

    Micheal Crichton was smart not to write any more books after what they did to the second one. Not that Lost World was any kind of literary triumph but Jurassic Park was pretty fun to read.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wouldn't they just go after other dinosaurs, though?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Maybe the big ones wouldn't care too much about puny humans, but zombie raptors would deifnitely go after tasty human treats.

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