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Whomp! comic - ChicoBlue immortalizes Ronnie in a Bauhaus poster

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I think I read somewhere that employees were more likely to steal from a store than the customers.

    Im sure companies want to believe that but no.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    I find that hard to believe as well. There are a lot more customers than employees!

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    Employees have more opportunity, are more likely to know when they can get away with it and spend more time in the store. I can see it. It depends on your definition of stealing too. I'm guessing a lot of employees in a grocery store might take a sandwich off the shelves or something.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    In a supermarket shrinkage is fairly low. You have the douchebags that let their kids eat whatever and then hide the wrappers, loss prevention will just call the cops before they even approach the thief in that case. But for teenagers pocketing chocolates or whatever, they'll just just take the stuff off you and kick you out with a warning.

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  • cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    When I was on food stamps I was the balancing master of self checkouts at Kroger because inevitably the cashiers would have something snarky or rude to say about using an EBT card and it was just easier to use the self checkout with the larger scale plate and run $140 worth of groceries delicately balanced on top of each other than deal with a cashier who was going to make it a Production to have to hit the fucking EBT button. I'm a die hard fan of self checkouts for EBT purposes

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    When I was on food stamps I was the balancing master of self checkouts at Kroger because inevitably the cashiers would have something snarky or rude to say about using an EBT card and it was just easier to use the self checkout with the larger scale plate and run $140 worth of groceries delicately balanced on top of each other than deal with a cashier who was going to make it a Production to have to hit the fucking EBT button. I'm a die hard fan of self checkouts for EBT purposes

    Oh, man, it sounds like you had some really shitty cashiers.

    One of my friends had an EBT card for food, and the Wal-Mart employees never gave him any grief.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Why would someone say shot about your etb

    They are easy as hell to use

    I fucking love those things compared to stuff like WIC

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    self-checkout pro-tip

    there is a volume button. You can mute the machine

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    self-checkout pro-tip

    there is a volume button. You can mute the machine

    Some of them I have used still make loud noises when muted. :(

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    I think I read somewhere that employees were more likely to steal from a store than the customers.

    I once saw the weirdest, most blatant employee theft in a grocery store. This girl who looked to be about 17 walked over to some item on an endcap. It was a food item she was obviously going to eat immediately. I wouldn't have even noticed what she did, except she crossed her arms, turned her back to the item, and using her hand that was under her armpit, crouched to grab the item. That may have been hard to picture, but it's hard to explain. It's kind of like she was going to do a Russian dance, but instead she was stealing the froot loops behind her.

    Then of course she bypassed the checkouts, grabbed her paycheck and she was gone

    I didn't even care, it was just weird!

  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    People who say self checkout is better for anxiety are crazy because when my machine has an issue and the person comes over, I go full fucking ronnie with the "I'm sorry"s.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist rugged, weathered Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Over the belly, but leave the shirt untucked.

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    'tenderest frontbutts' thats it I'm done for the day

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    I didn't make this, and arguably shouldn't even bother posting it, but here it is

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    what the hell is coming out of that dude's head???

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    It's a common flair on old Chinese traditional garb

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    people best not be not whomping in here. this isn't the thread for not whomps,

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    always be whomping

    ABW

    that's my motto

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Random Whomp:

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    I like to whomp in a house.
    I like to whomp with a mouse.
    I like to whomp here and there.
    I like to whomp everywhere.

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Only the most sensual Whomping goes on in here.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Ain't no party like a Whomp! party because a Whomp! party is mandatory

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Random Whomp:

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    this is the worst whomp ever, by the way. i wish i could delete it from the archives

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I'm sure Runnie would love to host it on his site.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    The worst whomp is still like pure refreshing spring water compared to the stagnant piss pools of most webcomics out there.

    So I wouldn't worry too much, man. <3

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    too many macnoggits

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    too many macnoggits
    Not on yer life

    It'd never happen

    We'll never hit Peak Nug

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    NEVER

    TOO

    MANY

    MACNOGGITS

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    that's one of my favorite whomps

    as it this:

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    I love her attempt at stopping the cat. "No wai- eh."

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I tried, okay?

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I drew a ronniesque comic about my adventures at work of eating 24 icecream sandwiches during my shift. You've inspired terrible whiteboard dry erase art Ronnie, I hope you're happy.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    you know what, I just realized that Ronnie is carrying the luggage in that Whomp!

    what a goddamn gentleman

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    you know what, I just realized that Ronnie is carrying the luggage in that Whomp!

    what a goddamn gentleman

    He was actually just worried that you'd put it down too loudly and startle the kitties. Unable to think of a polite non-confrontational way to tell you to put the luggage down really gently he resorted to chivalry.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Random Whomp:

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    this is the worst whomp ever, by the way. i wish i could delete it from the archives

    ronnie, don't you see

    this comic is dying for an edit where ronnie's expressions replaces mega man's head in the robot master select screen

    its actually an ugly duckling that will become a beautiful swan

    relevant comic:
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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Slammin random to try and figure out which WHOMP! is my favorite.

    It's gotta be this one...or maybe another one...maybe all of them. This one is up there though:

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    Alt text: Note the lack of underwear on the former nugget man. There are two possibilities: His underwear was nuggets, or he wore no underwear. I'm not sure which is less objectionable.

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    Runnie is probably my favorite thing in whomp.

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