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[NFL] Snake Plissken Presents Escape from Super Bowl XLVIII
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I'm working on it Bogey, chillax.
Let's discuss alpha males colliding on TV and killing their bodies for our amusement.
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Kaepernick mocks Newton's Superman TD celebration. More chipiness at 11.
http://thebiglead.com/2014/01/12/colin-kaepernick-mocks-cam-newtons-touchdown-celebration/
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Let's discuss alpha males colliding on TV and killing their bodies for our amusement.
NFL Playoff Challenge: SE++ League For Elite Posters
- Round 2 complete: Current leaders are: Maximum in first, followed by Hunter, Peen (Anonymousburn), and Nirya.
Required Viewing:
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Kaepernick mocks Newton's Superman TD celebration. More chipiness at 11.
http://thebiglead.com/2014/01/12/colin-kaepernick-mocks-cam-newtons-touchdown-celebration/
Cry me a Phillip Rivers
Story:
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This.
This right here?
Fuck the 49ers. Go Seahawks.
Like, I don't mind players mocking other players with their celebrations. I've seen Cam get sacked plenty of times only to have the defender mock one of his celebrations. That's fine, that's earned. You drank his milkshake, enjoy that shit.
Kaepernick can eat a bag of dicks. I wish the Chiefs were still in it so they could trounce the 9ers and Alex Smith could Kaepernick every time they scored a TD.
I don't blame the refs, although the argument could be made that all the shit calls took the Panthers out of it mentally. Ever then, they're professionals, they need to learn to rise above that.
But even with all of that, they had it inside the 1 yard line on seven plays and got a total of 3 points out of it. So they didn't really earn a win, in my mind.
Hopefully they'll address the receiver and secondary issues in the off season and come back stronger next year. God I hope we can trade Stewart to somebody. Or maybe Williams, since I guess now it'll be his turn to sit out for a season.
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Look Tox, there were plenty of shit calls that went both ways. Don't go a Patriots fan path of loss acceptance. It helps no one at all.
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Because he's upset that his team lost the biggest game they've played in a decade. Which is totally ok, I'd be pissed too.
Hell, Kaepernick is my QB and I don't really like the guy.
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That I understand, it's just wierd to have such an exaggerated response, as if the reverse superman crosses some sort of line, to a fairly subdued diss.
That said, I completely understand being pissed after a loss.
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Too bad he kinda sucks.
I will slaughter a thousand goats in their honor
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The Onion and I disagree
Vinny Testaverde Touchdown Dance Hopelessly Out-Of-Date
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God knows how many hours Terrell Owens spent learning and practicing the Ray Lewis dance so he could do it when he scored against the Ravens.
His best mocking was placing the football on the Dallas Cowboy star at midfield while in Dallas. That was A-1 prime asshat material. It was also funny as hell, because fuck the Cowboys.
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He burned both Keuchly and Florence. Florence was the guy that whiffed, and has been in the league for 11 years. We cut him back in August, then re-signed him a month later (I'm guessing due to injuries). He's the #2 LCB, and I'm guessing also the nickel.
And, he needs to go away.
They should both be pretty great. I have to go out of town for work all next week so I should be able to catch the later game in a sports bar and have a legitimate reason to put the meal on my expense report.
I don't know which I enjoyed more: that, or him doing the celebration on the Cowboys star twice in one game, getting tackled by one of the Dallas defenders, getting up and doing it again just because.
Steam
even better if it's a d-lineman runback
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Let's not forget the Oscar for Best Flop in that game though.
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The best.
I would have to vote for standing on the star, that was a whole other level of assholery.
48 hours in county.
No excuses.
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Yeah now I know where all those practice hours went that should have been spent learning how to plant his foot when he throws to the right.
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I'm pretty excited that no matter what happens next weekend, we'll get a pretty decent Superbowl.
I'm pretty bummed that the Red Hot Chili Peppers being added to the Halftime show is only a cause for more derisive asshattery and not joy, I love those guys.
There was also a whole lot of Carolina in his face on something as simple as an incomplete pass....so yeah he was a little fired up. I am not always a fan of twisting the dagger, but I think in this game the Panthers warranted it.
He isnt kissing his bicept he is kissing his tattoos...it is also a direct response to media calling him a thug because of them when most of them are religeous in nature.
I think giving the ball to another player is a penalty now in the No Fun League
True story...My best friends wife is a hardcore eagles fan...she has a picture of a lawn gnome dressed in Eagles attire sitting on that star.
Like, he burned Keuchly on that play. Keuchly's a big defensive name now. If Keuchly had some special sack/INT/whatever celebration that he does, and Kaep had mocked that, it would have made sense. You burned him, you get to mock him a little bit.
Mocking Cam was just egging on the chippiness of it all.
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Cry more please.
If you're going to hate Kaep for mocking Cam, then you should at least be consistent and hate half the Panthers D as well.
Also, Cam Newton's celebration is literally an expression of how douchey he is. He's pretending to be Superman...when he's still a young QB looking to prove himself in what is probably the finest era for quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. Hilariously, the only reason he does it is because he was trying to figure out how Clark Kent takes off a suit with just one hand.
And for those who think Kaepernick's TD celebration is stupid to begin with, hedidn't even have one until last year (unlike Cam, who has apparently been doing his since JuCo), when a moron wrote a coded, racist rant about how Kaepernick's tattoos were classless and embodied a thug lifestyle. Kaepernick is a mixed-race child and has adoptive parents (both of whom are white). He was a 4.0 student in high school, has never been arrested, and is actually very religious. All of the tattoos on his body are religious in nature - Bible verses and the like. It was only after that story came out that he started kissing the tattoos on his bicep in response. He's basically celebrating his heritage, his family, and his religion whenever he does it. It's not all that different from guys who point to the sky or do a sign of the cross.
I'm from the school that thinks that guys should be allowed to celebrate however the hell they want as long as they aren't bringing props on the field and the like. If Cam wants to pretend to be Superman, more power to him. If Kaep wants to kiss his bicep, enjoy. If they want to have a mock-off, more fun for the fans. But at least get the story straight on who started it and why.