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Sir Henry Rider Haggard, KBE (22 June 1856 – 14 May 1925) was an English writer of adventure novels set in exotic locations, predominantly Africa, and a founder of the Lost World literary genre.[1] He was also involved in agricultural reform throughout the British Empire. His stories, situated at the lighter end of Victorian literature, continue to be popular and influential.


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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I was hoping for "Why are we not talking about Colorado and [Legal Chat] ?"

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    So I just want to state again. Fox bought the movie rights for MTG. And I blame Feral.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    in my experience ladies will tend to to ask about you more than anything

    i think this has something to do with their having been properly socialized and having knowledge of how to have conversations

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    his pants are so high

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Jacob, 9 minutes exactly. You break my heart.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I quarter-assed this one but that is what you get when you ask the guy who can barely read to make a chat

    anyway the important thing is the next time one of you has the urge to read book 1 of the shitting swords series maybe you could try something like this instead

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    You all could have had

    BBC Sherlock Yaoi Fantasy Megathread [chat] (fan theories / art inside)

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Oh I see how it is. He who controls the bot, controls the [chat].

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    WHY ARE HIS PANTS SO HIGH

    WHY

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    20140110-sherlock.png

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Dankey Kang wrote: »
    You all could have had

    BBC Sherlock Yaoi Fantasy Megathread [chat] (fan theories / art inside)

    I performed a mitzvah

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @jacobkosh, @bogart

    For your amusement. This is satire in case anyone get's confused.
    Maybe they don't love complaining. Maybe the Caster Supremacy advocates are afraid of losing their wizard privilege when faced with evidence of systemic discrimination against martial classes.
    Pft, nobody believes that except delusional fighterists. It's all dreamed up by paranoid samurai and parroted around the Internet by warrior justice socialites looking for a chance to get their righteous outrage on. Those slacktivists are just posting on the internet instead of making a REAL difference.
    Next you WJSs will be throwing around words like "magiarchy" and "save culture". Martial classes can access save-or-dies too, but you never hear about that. The fightinazis are too busy screeching about Finger of Death or some other platemail jihad bullshit. I have a decent group and we never even see that spell in my games. I think their obsession with it says more about them than reality.
    If anything, I'M the real fighterist. I can recognise fighters should be able to do nice things without trying to censor spells out of people's spellbooks like some kind of McSwordyite. If you want to see how to do this RIGHT, check out my satirical retroclone product, Endless Vagina Terror.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    WHY ARE HIS PANTS SO HIGH

    WHY

    Because fashion used to dictate having the waist at your navel?

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    of course geth "randomly" picks a mod to make the chat thread

    of

    course

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I quarter-assed this one but that is what you get when you ask the guy who can barely read to make a chat

    anyway the important thing is the next time one of you has the urge to read book 1 of the shitting swords series maybe you could try something like this instead
    alright you've convinced me

    no more book of the new sun for me

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    I wonder if the French President has attempted the "but baby, I thought it was you!" excuse

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    WHY ARE HIS PANTS SO HIGH

    WHY

    the pants seem completely normal compared to that lapel?

    it's a threepel

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Dankey Kang wrote: »
    You all could have had

    BBC Sherlock Yaoi Fantasy Megathread [chat] (fan theories / art inside)

    y u competing against my tumblr?

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    I was hoping for "Why are we not talking about Colorado and [Legal Chat] ?"

    I was hoping for Indecent [Chat]posal

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    "The Wilds of Africa"

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    @jacobkosh, @bogart

    For your amusement. This is satire in case anyone get's confused.
    Maybe they don't love complaining. Maybe the Caster Supremacy advocates are afraid of losing their wizard privilege when faced with evidence of systemic discrimination against martial classes.
    Pft, nobody believes that except delusional fighterists. It's all dreamed up by paranoid samurai and parroted around the Internet by warrior justice socialites looking for a chance to get their righteous outrage on. Those slacktivists are just posting on the internet instead of making a REAL difference.
    Next you WJSs will be throwing around words like "magiarchy" and "save culture". Martial classes can access save-or-dies too, but you never hear about that. The fightinazis are too busy screeching about Finger of Death or some other platemail jihad bullshit. I have a decent group and we never even see that spell in my games. I think their obsession with it says more about them than reality.
    If anything, I'M the real fighterist. I can recognise fighters should be able to do nice things without trying to censor spells out of people's spellbooks like some kind of McSwordyite. If you want to see how to do this RIGHT, check out my satirical retroclone product, Endless Vagina Terror.

    E



    Endless vagina terror?

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I quarter-assed this one but that is what you get when you ask the guy who can barely read to make a chat

    anyway the important thing is the next time one of you has the urge to read book 1 of the shitting swords series maybe you could try something like this instead

    ...this Shitting Sword, how much will it pay me to debase myself?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    his pants are so high

    Cause he's in the WILDS OF AFRICA. You never know what will befall you in the WILDS OF AFRICA!
    there is probably some kind of butthole fish that likes buttholes

    and if you get even a little bit of plumber's crack going welp game over

  • JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    I was about to post that in the other chat when it closed.. the popup kind of scared me! :lol:

    Anyways - YAY! I have been accepted by Université du Québec à Chicoutimi.

    Of course I would prefer to study closer to home but I take it as an extremly positive sign about my chances! No matter what, I'm going back to school next autumn!

    Eh.. Chicoutimi-Gatineau is an equivalent distance to what I was doing to go work at oil site back when I was in Alberta and living in Edmonton. Chicoutimi's a much nicer place, too.

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Endless vagina terror is the name of my feminist crust punk band btw

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    @jacobkosh, @bogart

    For your amusement. This is satire in case anyone get's confused.
    Maybe they don't love complaining. Maybe the Caster Supremacy advocates are afraid of losing their wizard privilege when faced with evidence of systemic discrimination against martial classes.
    Pft, nobody believes that except delusional fighterists. It's all dreamed up by paranoid samurai and parroted around the Internet by warrior justice socialites looking for a chance to get their righteous outrage on. Those slacktivists are just posting on the internet instead of making a REAL difference.
    Next you WJSs will be throwing around words like "magiarchy" and "save culture". Martial classes can access save-or-dies too, but you never hear about that. The fightinazis are too busy screeching about Finger of Death or some other platemail jihad bullshit. I have a decent group and we never even see that spell in my games. I think their obsession with it says more about them than reality.
    If anything, I'M the real fighterist. I can recognise fighters should be able to do nice things without trying to censor spells out of people's spellbooks like some kind of McSwordyite. If you want to see how to do this RIGHT, check out my satirical retroclone product, Endless Vagina Terror.

    E



    Endless vagina terror?

    Most of the grongards you meet are straight. And seem to be terrified of women.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    I was about to post that in the other chat when it closed.. the popup kind of scared me! :lol:

    Anyways - YAY! I have been accepted by Université du Québec à Chicoutimi.

    Of course I would prefer to study closer to home but I take it as an extremly positive sign about my chances! No matter what, I'm going back to school next autumn!

    Eh.. Chicoutimi-Gatineau is an equivalent distance to what I was doing to go work at oil site back when I was in Alberta and living in Edmonton. Chicoutimi's a much nicer place, too.

    What program you gonna be in? Basketweaving or flag-burning?

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    Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Jean wrote: »
    I was about to post that in the other chat when it closed.. the popup kind of scared me! :lol:

    Anyways - YAY! I have been accepted by Université du Québec à Chicoutimi.

    Of course I would prefer to study closer to home but I take it as an extremly positive sign about my chances! No matter what, I'm going back to school next autumn!

    Eh.. Chicoutimi-Gatineau is an equivalent distance to what I was doing to go work at oil site back when I was in Alberta and living in Edmonton. Chicoutimi's a much nicer place, too.

    What program you gonna be in? Basketweaving or flag-burning?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iZOmjLrFMs

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    chzbrgr

    http://i.imgur.com/1gUEi98.jpg

    and a bucket of fries

    fact: Americans have evolved the ability to unhinge their jaws

    The average American:

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dankey Kang wrote: »
    You all could have had

    BBC Sherlock Yaoi Fantasy Megathread [chat] (fan theories / art inside)

    I performed a mitzvah

    now try climbing in a mikveh, your bloody pussy disgusts me

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    wait what

  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    I always found the fixation with Solomon's stuff funny.

    Read the freakin' bible. Guy was low rent.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    IM MAD AS FUK

    I HAVE TO GO TO THE SHOPS

    WHY GOD WHY

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    wait what

    u want som fuk

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    I was about to post that in the other chat when it closed.. the popup kind of scared me! :lol:

    Anyways - YAY! I have been accepted by Université du Québec à Chicoutimi.

    Of course I would prefer to study closer to home but I take it as an extremly positive sign about my chances! No matter what, I'm going back to school next autumn!

    Eh.. Chicoutimi-Gatineau is an equivalent distance to what I was doing to go work at oil site back when I was in Alberta and living in Edmonton. Chicoutimi's a much nicer place, too.

    I read every one of your posts in teddy's voice. It helps that your tone is so similar

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    IM MAD AS FUK

    I HAVE TO GO TO THE SHOPS

    WHY GOD WHY
    4 chzburgr?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Also Canada is basically the world inside the television as far as I'm concerned

    Nothing but weird shadows and dreams

    Inhabited by a single lonely bear

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    I want to go home and crash like marty mcfly

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I should do some work

    but I don't want to

    it is the eternal dilemma

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Chzbrgr is a sometimes food

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