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The Sorting Hat: A Quiz
Poorochondriac
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Welcome to Hogwarts! We got some houses, we got some students, the students go in the houses, you know the drill. What are you, new?
The hat goes on your head. The hat asks you questions. You answer the questions. The hat tells you where you belong. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
QUESTION ONE
You're walking down the street when you hear a terrible cry from a nearby alley. A nearby... Diagon Alley???
Anyway, you rush to check it out, and you see somebody getting mugged. Mugged with magic or some shit. It's pretty harsh. You:
A.) Rush to the rescue of the innocent, defending the weak from the cruel.
B.) Join in. The victim looks rich and you want a piece.
C.) Eat a whole Toblerone in one go
QUESTION TWO
It's Friday night and you've got a hot date! You know what that means - movies! You:
A.) Take them to see Lone Survivor, a tale of heroism and sacrifice. You lean over and say, "See that? That's me. That's what I'd do."
B.) Take them to see Wolf of Wall Street, a tale of taking what you want at all costs. You lean over and say, "See that? That's me. That's what I'd do."
C.) Eat a whole Toblerone in one go.
QUESTION THREE
You put a Sorting Hat on your head. It asks you what house you want to be in. You:
A.) Say Gryffindor, and mean it.
B.) Say Gryffindor, because what, some fuckin' hat's gonna know you're lying?
C.) Say District 12, because you don't fully understand this exercise
RESULTS
Did you pick mostly A? You're a GRYFFINDOR.
You're regal, noble, blah blah blah, total buzzkill at parties.
Did you pick mostly B? You're a SLYTHERIN.
You're kind of an asshole, but at least you ain't a goddamn, Gryffindor. What a bunch of tools.
Did you pick mostly C? You're a HUFFLEPUFF.
You're alright, you Hufflepuff you. You're alright. Keep up the good work.
So how about YOU, everybody? Where's the sorting hat gonna put YOU?
The hat goes on your head. The hat asks you questions. You answer the questions. The hat tells you where you belong. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
QUESTION ONE
You're walking down the street when you hear a terrible cry from a nearby alley. A nearby... Diagon Alley???
Anyway, you rush to check it out, and you see somebody getting mugged. Mugged with magic or some shit. It's pretty harsh. You:
A.) Rush to the rescue of the innocent, defending the weak from the cruel.
B.) Join in. The victim looks rich and you want a piece.
C.) Eat a whole Toblerone in one go
QUESTION TWO
It's Friday night and you've got a hot date! You know what that means - movies! You:
A.) Take them to see Lone Survivor, a tale of heroism and sacrifice. You lean over and say, "See that? That's me. That's what I'd do."
B.) Take them to see Wolf of Wall Street, a tale of taking what you want at all costs. You lean over and say, "See that? That's me. That's what I'd do."
C.) Eat a whole Toblerone in one go.
QUESTION THREE
You put a Sorting Hat on your head. It asks you what house you want to be in. You:
A.) Say Gryffindor, and mean it.
B.) Say Gryffindor, because what, some fuckin' hat's gonna know you're lying?
C.) Say District 12, because you don't fully understand this exercise
RESULTS
Did you pick mostly A? You're a GRYFFINDOR.
You're regal, noble, blah blah blah, total buzzkill at parties.
Did you pick mostly B? You're a SLYTHERIN.
You're kind of an asshole, but at least you ain't a goddamn, Gryffindor. What a bunch of tools.
Did you pick mostly C? You're a HUFFLEPUFF.
You're alright, you Hufflepuff you. You're alright. Keep up the good work.
So how about YOU, everybody? Where's the sorting hat gonna put YOU?
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where the fuck is ravenclaw?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
oh that's cool but have you seen
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of Hufflepuff puff pass
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Well
He's important
So Gryffindor
noticing the lack of ravenclaw is actually how you gain entrance to ravenclaw
sumbitch
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
you're in that school for seven years and the common rooms have been in the same place for about two thousand generations and nobody managed to just follow some kids around for a couple of hours?
@Usagi When we were 'Noakin, did we have a whole conversation about how we're both definitely Slytherin? Or am I entirely hallucinating?
Wait yes they do? They just aren't allowed inside, which is why Harry, Ron and Hermione needed polyjuice potion.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
just saying
Fuck, it's been a long time since I read those books
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
High five!
.......there was a lot of Rumple, mang, I legit don't remember
Though I'd believe it
A Good Deal
it may or may not be six years since I've read any harry potter books
don't they need to follow some slytherins to find the common room? and doesn't someone tell someone else how to find the ravenclaw room in the sixth or the seventh book? that's pretty weird given there's no reason to keep the location a secret anyway
Maybe it's like, who would want to, those guys suck?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
No, he's kind of an idiot
I really do like the world of Harry Potter
But it combines Idiot Plot and "The chosen one" tropes in the worst way