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Lets talk pizza ettiquette
Casually Hardcore
Once an Asshole. Trying to be better.Registered User regular
Once an Asshole. Trying to be better.Registered User regular
Okay, so I'm gonna straight out admit that I'm the douche bag who insist on getting a regular cheese pizza and pepperoni pizza. Why? Because I fucking love that combination on my pizza. I always get the whole 'You're wasting a pizza on boring shit!' kind of reaction whenever a pizza order is taking place. I'm okay with that, I understand.
But, when some fucker orders a pizza with a billion fucking nasty shit on it,smothered in horse radish sauce, and then I realize that my pizza is quickly getting eaten while that monstrosity of a pizza is left uneaten, then all I have to say to that guy is 'Fuck you'. There's a reason why I order a plain cheese and pepperoni pizza and it's because it's hard to fuck it up. 95% of the time a cheese and pepperoni pizza is passable enough to eat without much protest. So when I get a ton a shit about 'wasting' a pizza on 'boring shit' while someone types in 'take a diarrhea dump on top of the pizza' in the special request textbox, then all I have to say is fuck all of you. As far as I'm concern, everyone should be thankful that I'm fucking smart enough to know that a pizza consisting of 70 kinds of meat with peanut butter for the pizza sauce is gonna taste like horseshit.
So I'm gonna establish a simple rule when it comes to group pizza buying:
If you special order a vomit topped pizza, then you have to both pay for the whole thing and eat that entire pizza. You're not allow to eat another person pizza once you realize that a wasabi spread is not a good substitute to pizza sauce. You're not allowed to leave the pizza there, you have to take home the pizza and live with your mistake.
There, the rule has been established and is effective immediately. Now leave my pizza alone.
But, when some fucker orders a pizza with a billion fucking nasty shit on it,smothered in horse radish sauce, and then I realize that my pizza is quickly getting eaten while that monstrosity of a pizza is left uneaten, then all I have to say to that guy is 'Fuck you'. There's a reason why I order a plain cheese and pepperoni pizza and it's because it's hard to fuck it up. 95% of the time a cheese and pepperoni pizza is passable enough to eat without much protest. So when I get a ton a shit about 'wasting' a pizza on 'boring shit' while someone types in 'take a diarrhea dump on top of the pizza' in the special request textbox, then all I have to say is fuck all of you. As far as I'm concern, everyone should be thankful that I'm fucking smart enough to know that a pizza consisting of 70 kinds of meat with peanut butter for the pizza sauce is gonna taste like horseshit.
So I'm gonna establish a simple rule when it comes to group pizza buying:
If you special order a vomit topped pizza, then you have to both pay for the whole thing and eat that entire pizza. You're not allow to eat another person pizza once you realize that a wasabi spread is not a good substitute to pizza sauce. You're not allowed to leave the pizza there, you have to take home the pizza and live with your mistake.
There, the rule has been established and is effective immediately. Now leave my pizza alone.
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It's like this sandwich with a big block of cooked ground beef.
Extra cheese, new york style pepperoni. Classic tomato sauce. Can of coke on the side.
Maybe some garlic dipping sauce if you're going crazy.
But It has come to my attention that some people don't like black olives on pizza however.
I don't understand that.
I can eat black olives from the can though so maybe I'm not the best judge.
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
I mean the last time I went is because my friend and I woke up her roommate with giggling while drinking and they said if we wanted to act like children then we were going to were we could be understood until we sobered up
God damn this commercial.
Memories!
my go-tos are sausage/onion, or hawaiian
If you cannot down a whole pie on your own, then you shouldn't be eating pizza. Get the HELL out of here.
fuck pineapple and fuck you if you put pineapple on your pizza
you need the finest sun ripened tomatoes
That way if I'm torn between getting pizza or a bacon cheeseburger I can do both.
I hear ya, man. I have a distinct love for simple recipes executed very well. Pepperoni pizza made with quality ingredients in a wood-fired oven is really really good. So is pizza margherita (basil, fresh mozzarella, and roma tomatoes as the toppings). I'll eat crazier pizzas too, but I feel like places that go crazy sometimes don't get the basics right, and you end up with a crappy dough or bad sauce.
Same thing goes for cheeseburgin it, and desserts. Make a good apple pie, and I'm happy. I don't need a caramel apple mocha whip pie with cinnamon toast crunch crust, because it probably doesn't hold up too well.
Pineapple and ham ain't no thing. Be not afraid, Brolo, of the possibility of tomato sauce, cheese, and pineapple. Really, it's fine.
Now pineapple and pepperoni or something? That might get kinda gross.
So sayeth a wise man.
more like "the only thing that properly qualifies as pizza"
so a baquette is rude bread?