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I side with Satan.

DrezDrez Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
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God is kind of a dick, isn't He?

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread

    This thread here

    is going places

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Satan didn't need to kill 'em, he just needed to tempt them. You are kind of retarded, aren't you?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I said that before I saw it was Drez who posted this monstrosity.

    Drez what were you thinking
    Things were going so well
    :(

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Killin' em means less sinnin'

    Satan wants more sinnin

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Satan didn't need to kill 'em, he just needed to tempt them. You are kind of retarded, aren't you?

    YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS RETARDED

    Satan made you that way.

    Fuckin' love the guy.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Don't forget about when the Mayan god/aliens nuked Sodom and Gahmorrah

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man,

    God's really been slacking in his old age

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  • Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    But it's all part of his grand master plan, so it's ok he killed them.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Satan didn't need to kill 'em, he just needed to tempt them. You are kind of retarded, aren't you?
    That's harsh coming from a dude that staples shit all over his body.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    god is kind of a dick i guess yeah

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    This guy is my kinda guy

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh snap guys God just emailed me a 4th testemant of the Bible who wants to join my new religion

    it is the religion of gettin' down

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Maybe those dudes needed killin'

    Did you ever stop to think about that

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, God's been SLACKIN.

    Imagine if he was the Jewish Messiah.

    EVERYONE would be dead. Except for Jews. And if you wern't a Jew.

    You'd be DEAD

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You know this thread is gonna summon that one forumer. What's his name? The one that says that if you believe in any kind of deity you should have your skin peeled off and tossed on an ant hill?

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  • Kool-Aid GuyKool-Aid Guy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Everyone should just start worshiping cats as gods.

    I'm pretty sure that would turn out well.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kool-Aid Guy wrote: »
    Everyone should just start worshiping cats as gods.

    I'm pretty sure that would turn out well.
    Already been done once.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    You know this thread is gonna summon that one forumer. What's his name? The one that says that if you believe in any kind of deity you should have your skin peeled off and tossed on an ant hill?
    Ketchum_Ash?

    Uriel?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    All of this stuff is why I worship the Norse gods.

    I mean, seriously, you get out of line and WHAM

    Mjolnir to the face.

    Good motivator.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Kool-Aid Guy wrote: »
    Everyone should just start worshiping cats as gods.

    I'm pretty sure that would turn out well.
    Already been done once.

    EgyptEgyptlol

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No the biggoted but well-read one.

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  • CrazyhunCrazyhun Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I guess that whole "Thou Shalt Not Kill" commandment has some flexibility to it.

    Like...thou shalt not kill, unless it's a lot.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    *Pfft!* Pre-Crisis Superman could take out YHWH, any time, any place.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    You know this thread is gonna summon that one forumer. What's his name? The one that says that if you believe in any kind of deity you should have your skin peeled off and tossed on an ant hill?
    Ketchum_Ash?

    Uriel?
    LOREN MICHAEL

    :slits wrists:

    :forms ritualistic pool of blood:

    :performs summoning:

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    No the biggoted but well-read one.
    Redeemer?

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    No the biggoted but well-read one.
    J Grant?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wonder how many people/things I've killed in video games over my whole life.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Kool-Aid Guy wrote: »
    Everyone should just start worshiping cats as gods.

    I'm pretty sure that would turn out well.

    I kept reading this and kept seeing it quoted and kept thinking it said "worshiping cats as dogs" and I'm like "wtf...that's just impractical."

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh snap guys God just emailed me a 4th testemant of the Bible who wants to join my new religion

    it is the religion of gettin' down

    What was the 3rd testament?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Transporter wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    You know this thread is gonna summon that one forumer. What's his name? The one that says that if you believe in any kind of deity you should have your skin peeled off and tossed on an ant hill?
    Ketchum_Ash?

    Uriel?
    LOREN MICHAEL

    :slits wrists:

    :forms ritualistic pool of blood:

    :performs summoning:

    Oh I linked to this thread in D&D chat so there's a good chance he'll show up too.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh snap guys God just emailed me a 4th testemant of the Bible who wants to join my new religion

    it is the religion of gettin' down

    What was the 3rd testament?

    Book of Mormon. Pay attention.

    Defender on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I dunno. He seems like a go-getter:

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh snap guys God just emailed me a 4th testemant of the Bible who wants to join my new religion

    it is the religion of gettin' down

    What was the 3rd testament?

    The Mormon Book of Latter Day Saints?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So I was playing Postal 2 the other day, and cut off a guys head with a shovel, covered it in gas and lit it on fire.

    I then proceded to kick it into a group of gas covered people.

    Good times.

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    South host wrote: »
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    No the biggoted but well-read one.
    J Grant?

    DING

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh snap guys God just emailed me a 4th testemant of the Bible who wants to join my new religion

    it is the religion of gettin' down

    What was the 3rd testament?

    the mormon one

    Weaver on
  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm pretty sure Captain Marvel could beat up Yahweh, too. Not the Marvel Comics one, though.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    So I was playing Postal 2 the other day, and cut off a guys head with a shovel, covered it in gas and lit it on fire.

    I then proceded to kick it into a group of gas covered people.

    Good times.

    God is with you.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    way beat'd but it is forgiven

    I was gettin' down

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    South host wrote: »
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    No the biggoted but well-read one.
    J Grant?

    Bite your tongue, boy.

    edit: You too, GD.

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