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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I've got a long, powerful wang, doesn't mean I mushroom slap people.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    Of course! I fully acknowledge that some people want to kick my ass upon first sight. I look like a fucking prick.

    Hell, I am a fucking prick!

    That is remarkably close to the explanation I give when people ask why I'm going to be a lawyer.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    I've got a long, powerful wang, doesn't mean I mushroom slap people.
    Using your cock in a fight that doesn't involve battling roosters generally isn't wise.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    I've got a long, powerful wang, doesn't mean I mushroom slap people.

    Think about that one again. You really dont? ;-)

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Not actually a mod. Roaming the streets, waving his gun around.Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2007
    This didn't deserve to be bottom-paged:
    redx wrote: »
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    Podly wrote: »
    acceptable weapons in a bar fight:

    fist
    elbow
    forehead
    chair
    beer bottle

    pool stick, but then everyone gets pissed at you

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    Honestly, I don't think martial arts helps you one bit in a fight. It only really helps when you're fighting someone else who uses martial arts.

    Did you really just say that? I mean are you super serious? We may have to fight.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Not actually a mod. Roaming the streets, waving his gun around.Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    This isn't the first time I've heard that idea, but I can't recall from where.

    At any rate, I agree.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, I just called Hideo Kojima a bigot in G&T. I wonder how well that'll go down.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Not actually a mod. Roaming the streets, waving his gun around.Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    Honestly, I don't think martial arts helps you one bit in a fight. It only really helps when you're fighting someone else who uses martial arts.

    Did you really just say that?

    Just looking at Poldy's picture, you can tell he's a man who knows about bar fights. And, you know, butt sex. but mostly bar fights.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Well, I just called Hideo Kojima a bigot in G&T. I wonder how well that'll go down.
    A+

    This and the Satan thread, you're on a roll today Drez.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    This isn't the first time I've heard that idea, but I can't recall from where.

    At any rate, I agree.

    I don't agree. It would be horrible if we let another country dictate our actions. Sure, I think working WITH another country and coming to a mutual agreement is important, but to allow an entire other country decide our actions by their vote and we just nod and go along with it would be a complete clusterfuck.

    It'll never happen anyway.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    This isn't the first time I've heard that idea, but I can't recall from where.

    At any rate, I agree.

    Very good exit strategy.

    Assuming your primary goal is to exit.

    There might be some combination between the Thompson and Biden plans that I could really go for.

    The plan of the coalition of the "has no fucking chance of ever happening".

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    This isn't the first time I've heard that idea, but I can't recall from where.

    At any rate, I agree.

    I don't agree. It would be horrible if we let another country dictate our actions. Sure, I think working WITH another country and coming to a mutual agreement is important, but to allow an entire other country decide our actions by their vote and we just nod and go along with it would be a complete clusterfuck.

    It'll never happen anyway.

    Horrible if we allow another sovereign democratic country to dictate our military presence within their territory?

    Did you just write that?

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Maybe Poldy is just confusing "classic literature" and "bar fights."
    I know I have a hard time keeping them straight at times.

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    hakeberhakeber Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    That'd be a great idea. Too bad it'd pimpslap all of what Bush is trying to do. :lol:

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    This isn't the first time I've heard that idea, but I can't recall from where.

    At any rate, I agree.

    I don't agree. It would be horrible if we let another country dictate our actions. Sure, I think working WITH another country and coming to a mutual agreement is important, but to allow an entire other country decide our actions by their vote and we just nod and go along with it would be a complete clusterfuck.

    It'll never happen anyway.

    Horrible if we allow another sovereign country to dictate our military presence within their territory?

    Did you just write that?

    Yes?

    Horrible to accept the vote of any country on any of our actions. They can go ahead and vote on what they think we should do and we can take that under consideration but the implication here is "hey, Iraq, go ahead and vote on what you think we should do and we'll just follow that" and immediately follow their vote is just bad. I mean this no matter what the outcome - stay or go.

    This would have horrible ramifications for the world's opinion of us.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Honestly, I don't think martial arts helps you one bit in a fight. It only really helps when you're fighting someone else who uses martial arts.

    Did you really just say that?

    Just looking at Poldy's picture, you can tell he's a man who knows about bar fights. And, you know, butt sex. but mostly bar fights.

    :lol:

    Seriously though. Every person I've ever met who has been into Martial Arts has been a total geek and a giant pussy. My best friend has like 5000 blackbelts and could kill me in two seconds with nun chucks. Really cool dude. Still fucking afraid of big guys.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Maybe Poldy is just confusing "classic literature" and "bar fights."
    I know I have a hard time keeping them straight at times.

    I cannot remember any instance, in Beowulf or the Song of Roland or the Iliad, Aeneid or Odyssey in which any character fucking kicks.

    Maybe this is what Podly is refering to.

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    GlaealGlaeal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sweet. A guy who is a fan of vests just called me a pussy.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    And let us not forget how fucking gangsta I am.

    I have to pass a crack house to get to philosophy.

    True story.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    This isn't the first time I've heard that idea, but I can't recall from where.

    At any rate, I agree.

    I don't agree. It would be horrible if we let another country dictate our actions. Sure, I think working WITH another country and coming to a mutual agreement is important, but to allow an entire other country decide our actions by their vote and we just nod and go along with it would be a complete clusterfuck.

    It'll never happen anyway.

    Horrible if we allow another sovereign country to dictate our military presence within their territory?

    Did you just write that?

    Yes?

    Horrible to accept the vote of any country on any of our actions. They can go ahead and vote on what they think we should do and we can take that under consideration but the implication here is "hey, Iraq, go ahead and vote on what you think we should do and we'll just follow that" and immediately follow their vote is just bad. I mean this no matter what the outcome - stay or go.

    This would have horrible ramifications for the world's opinion of us.

    That we aren't imperialists conquerors?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Honestly though, I beat up a legitimate black belt once. He kept trying to kick me and I kept grabbing his leg and throwing him. He was a big goonish retard. He was also my best friend in 1st grade. And, somehow, mortal enemy in 10th.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Maybe Poldy is just confusing "classic literature" and "bar fights."
    I know I have a hard time keeping them straight at times.

    I cannot remember any instance, in Beowulf or the Song of Roland or the Iliad, Aeneid or Odyssey in which any character fucking kicks.

    Maybe this is what Podly is refering to.
    Seriously -- I thought "kick" was introduced by the French, wasn't it? Fucking cheese-eating kickers.

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    GlaealGlaeal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    And let us not forget how fucking gangsta I am.

    I have to pass a crack house to get to philosophy.

    True story.

    I can't imagine how the guys in the crackhouse react when you walk by.

    'Course, they're probably busy smoking crack.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Tommy Thompson just gave a speech with the best idea: let the Iraqi people vote on whether we stay or leave.

    This isn't the first time I've heard that idea, but I can't recall from where.

    At any rate, I agree.

    I don't agree. It would be horrible if we let another country dictate our actions. Sure, I think working WITH another country and coming to a mutual agreement is important, but to allow an entire other country decide our actions by their vote and we just nod and go along with it would be a complete clusterfuck.

    It'll never happen anyway.

    Horrible if we allow another sovereign country to dictate our military presence within their territory?

    Did you just write that?

    Yes?

    Horrible to accept the vote of any country on any of our actions. They can go ahead and vote on what they think we should do and we can take that under consideration but the implication here is "hey, Iraq, go ahead and vote on what you think we should do and we'll just follow that" and immediately follow their vote is just bad. I mean this no matter what the outcome - stay or go.

    This would have horrible ramifications for the world's opinion of us.

    That we aren't imperialists conquerors?

    Precisely, Shinto. We need to maintain our reputation. Otherwise we're a bunch of invadeable pussies.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Maybe Poldy is just confusing "classic literature" and "bar fights."
    I know I have a hard time keeping them straight at times.

    I cannot remember any instance, in Beowulf or the Song of Roland or the Iliad, Aeneid or Odyssey in which any character fucking kicks.

    Maybe this is what Podly is refering to.
    Seriously -- I thought "kick" was introduced by the French, wasn't it? Fucking cheese-eating kickers.

    I don't know, sounds German.

    Kick.

    Kick.

    Ich.

    Oh yes.

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    hakeberhakeber Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    And let us not forget how fucking gangsta I am.

    I have to pass a crack house to get to philosophy.

    True story.
    You remind me of my infamous gym teacher. He says 'true story' to all of his ridiculous made up stories.

    True story, a man's pec fell off and my gym teacher sewed back on with a shoe string. ... ...

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    And let us not forget how fucking gangsta I am.

    I have to pass a crack house to get to philosophy.

    True story.
    Poldy you live in the dorms, it's no secret somebody in your hall is freebasing on the weekends. No need to build things up bigger than what they are.

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    GlaealGlaeal Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Honestly though, I beat up a legitimate black belt once. He kept trying to kick me and I kept grabbing his leg and throwing him. He was a big goonish retard. He was also my best friend in 1st grade. And, somehow, mortal enemy in 10th.

    Commonly called McDojo syndrome. Any random idiot off the streets can be a black belt in just 4 weeks! Just $199.95.

    And then you have 10 year olds walking around thinking they're Bruce Lee.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Precisely, Shinto. We need to maintain our reputation. Otherwise we're a bunch of invadeable pussies.

    Well, there is that.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    They say:

    "Ho there, Podly! Off to Philosophy, I see? Please accept our propitience and have some crack-cocaine."

    and I say: "Sorry, chaps, but I've got a big test on Descartes."

    And they say: "But you'd have to be on crack to understand the man!"

    Ooooh the crack house.

    Good times, good times.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Glaeal wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Honestly though, I beat up a legitimate black belt once. He kept trying to kick me and I kept grabbing his leg and throwing him. He was a big goonish retard. He was also my best friend in 1st grade. And, somehow, mortal enemy in 10th.

    Commonly called McDojo syndrome. Any random idiot off the streets can be a black belt in just 4 weeks! Just $199.95.

    And then you have 10 year olds walking around thinking they're Bruce Lee.

    Ha...McDojo.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    They say:

    "Ho there, Podly! Off to Philosophy, I see? Please accept our propitience and have some crack-cocaine."

    and I say: "Sorry, chaps, but I've got a big test on Descartes."

    And they say: "But you'd have to be on crack to understand the man!"

    :lol:

    kind of true.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Podly, are you taking the crack?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    How do you check a thread's ummm statistics? I don't see anything like that.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    How do you check a thread's ummm statistics? I don't see anything like that.
    Click on the total post count* in the sub-forum front page, it will tell you who posted how many times. Also, use the thread search feature in-thread for other inquiries.

    *edit: replies

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    How do you check a thread's ummm statistics? I don't see anything like that.
    Click on the total post count* in the sub-forum front page, it will tell you who posted how many times. Also, use the thread search feature in-thread for other inquiries.

    *edit: replies

    Ah, thanks.

    Man I have like double the posts of anyone else in the rape thread. Sad.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    How do you check a thread's ummm statistics? I don't see anything like that.
    Click on the total post count* in the sub-forum front page, it will tell you who posted how many times. Also, use the thread search feature in-thread for other inquiries.

    *edit: replies

    lol i need to step up my game!

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So what's some good food to eat alone?

    Go into manhattan and get some sushu/miso soup?

    Order in chinese and watch movies/post

    Or just go to a bodega, get some ramen and cook it with my tears?

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