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[PA Comic] Friday, February 7, 2014 - Annuality

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited February 2014 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Awful lot of 90 year olds surfing the internet these days. ;P

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    I do this. I'm "of age" to be looking at anything I want anyway, but I'm much too lazy to actually find my real birth year in the list.

    It isn't a matter of wanting to hide my real shit as they put it. It's a matter of laziness.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    http://www.thenobleeskimo.com/steamusers.html

    Also great comic. Joke in every panel.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    My favorite part of this is how Tycho holds text fields in sacrosanct regard.

  • CodeMonkeyCodeMonkey Registered User regular
    Age Gates are horrible in design. Why don't they just have a drop down that says "Select your Age" with numbers 1 to 100? The process of having to select 3 separate fields before getting past the gate is pointlessly annoying.

  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
    True story: Erika and myself feel absolutely compelled to put our honest birthdays in every single one. I've actually had moments of panic where I misclicked and couldn't figure out a way to fix it.

  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    At this point I always do a year and a day younger than I really am.

    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    True story: Erika and myself feel absolutely compelled to put our honest birthdays in every single one. I've actually had moments of panic where I misclicked and couldn't figure out a way to fix it.

    @PA Jamie

    Where is that adorable corgi from?

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    True story: Erika and myself feel absolutely compelled to put our honest birthdays in every single one. I've actually had moments of panic where I misclicked and couldn't figure out a way to fix it.

    J'accuse!


    Jamíe, at last,
    We see each other plain
    `M'dame le Communauté,'
    You'll wear a different chain!

  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    Hmm, appropriate birthday comic, or most appropriate birthday comic? Either way, I'm super happy with this super awesome comic!

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    steam database admins flabbergasted at the number of users born on january 1st 1977

    this is a discord of mostly PA people interested in fighting games: https://discord.gg/DZWa97d5rz

    we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
  • yurnamehereyurnamehere Registered User regular
    My honest-to-God birthdate is January 1, 1977.

  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I can't provide a cite for this at the moment*, but age gates are the product of idiot-written legislation. You can't just say "Are you 18", because that's basically "do you want to see this". They think that abstracting the question into "how old are you" like it's just some idle curiosity unrelated to what you want to do, is going to fool people, apparently. It's the same reason date of birth fields aren't just populated to age 18 or whatever.

    * and it may vary from country to country

  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    Age gates are the stupidest goddamn thing. It's almost intellectually offensive to think that they somehow help protect all the children.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I remember back in the day when you needed to put in a credit card number to see (some of) the boobies on the internet, even the free ones.

    The way Jesus intended.

  • sturmadlersturmadler Registered User new member
    Someone needs to remind Jerry it's February. I know he's not so keen on the arbitrary measurement of celestial bodies, but his link is broken again.

  • RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    My honest-to-God birthdate is January 1, 1977.
    really?.......and your mothers maiden name, zip code, and last four of your social security number? just for anecdotal purposes, I swear.

  • DexOZDexOZ Registered User regular
    aaah Gabe is my favourite everyman, and that method will save you 83.4 hours over the course of your lifetime, that's half a week folks

  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
  • AlwaysTheBigSpoonAlwaysTheBigSpoon Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    True story: Erika and myself feel absolutely compelled to put our honest birthdays in every single one. I've actually had moments of panic where I misclicked and couldn't figure out a way to fix it.

    @PA Jamie

    That's hilarious. I bet you also give inanimate objects emotions.



    AlwaysTheBigSpoon on
  • AurichAurich ArizonaRegistered User regular
    Is this a venue to talk about the news updates attached to the comic? Hope so:

    I can't believe Club PA is back. The original was before my time, but I always got the impression that it was something they were sort of embarrassed about resorting to. My confusion is compounded by the fact that I am definitely going to give them as much money as they ask for 'cause I want all the content and I want them to have it.

  • NijhazerNijhazer Sunnyvale, CARegistered User regular
    Jerry's newspost about the return of Club PA leaves many questions unanswered. Many questions. He says they'll be answered on Monday, but if anyone from PA is reading this, please know that I have visited this site nearly every day since 2000, and the only question that I have is this:

    What is it going to take to bring back Strip Search?

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Aurich wrote: »
    Is this a venue to talk about the news updates attached to the comic? Hope so:

    I can't believe Club PA is back. The original was before my time, but I always got the impression that it was something they were sort of embarrassed about resorting to. My confusion is compounded by the fact that I am definitely going to give them as much money as they ask for 'cause I want all the content and I want them to have it.

    I think they might have been embarrassed about needing it when the original Club PA was their sole source of income, particularly since they were both married with real lives. The new version seems to be more of an acknowledgement that there are still people out there who want to give them money, so here's an avenue and some consideration if you're one of those people.

    It's like being a street musician for a while, then hitting it big, and still playing on the street because you like it. You don't have to put a hat out anymore, but some people like that there's a hat and it makes them feel good to put something in it.

  • ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    Nijhazer wrote: »
    What is it going to take to bring back Strip Search?

    They mentioned this during one of Mike's AC4 streams. Basically, buy every Stripsearch DVD they make.

  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
    Nijhazer wrote: »
    Jerry's newspost about the return of Club PA leaves many questions unanswered. Many questions. He says they'll be answered on Monday, but if anyone from PA is reading this, please know that I have visited this site nearly every day since 2000, and the only question that I have is this:

    What is it going to take to bring back Strip Search?

    As far as I've heard, DVD sales will dictate feasibility of Season 2. Turns out reality shows are really, incredibly expensive to create. We all loved Strip Search though (and we love the work that the SS Alum are doing).

  • BrinkmanBrinkman Registered User regular
    Am I the only one on this site who thinks everything they've done this year has been for the worse. Getting rid of PAR, their TV series, bringing back more ads, tiered membership. I get the feeling that they're shooting themselves in the foot. Every reason for me to visit the site is going away or gone. Replaced with promises and filler (zoooomg pins!!!1). This sounds like a pretty negative post but it's mostly out of concern for a site I frequent a lot.

    It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. -Thomas Jefferson
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    What tiered membership?

    and you forgot to mention the podcast coming back, do you hate that too?

  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Brinkman wrote: »
    Am I the only one on this site who thinks everything they've done this year has been for the worse. Getting rid of PAR, their TV series, bringing back more ads, tiered membership. I get the feeling that they're shooting themselves in the foot. Every reason for me to visit the site is going away or gone. Replaced with promises and filler (zoooomg pins!!!1). This sounds like a pretty negative post but it's mostly out of concern for a site I frequent a lot.

    Club PA was before my time, but it doesn't sound like anything will change for those that choose not to participate in it so I'm not really understanding you problem with it. And as far as Ads coming back is concerned, that was always the deal, they got rid of them for a year as per the kickstarter goal, they've never said anything about there being more now.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    They did the TV series for...three seasons? And there were times in the last season I remember feeling like I was watching filler (there are only so many episodes about PAX you can do). It had a good run and I'd like to see it come back at some point but only if they have enough fresh ideas for new episodes to justify it.

  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
    As a heads up, Season 4 of PA:TS is launching this week.

    Club PA is just for folks who are into the pins, or want hi-res comic downloads, etc. Otherwise, things are staying mostly the same. It's a system so those that want to chip in have a way to do so (and get cool stuff in the process) that doesn't fundamentally disrupt the core of Penny Arcade- three comics a week for everyone, for free.

  • NijhazerNijhazer Sunnyvale, CARegistered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    Nijhazer wrote: »
    Jerry's newspost about the return of Club PA leaves many questions unanswered. Many questions. He says they'll be answered on Monday, but if anyone from PA is reading this, please know that I have visited this site nearly every day since 2000, and the only question that I have is this:

    What is it going to take to bring back Strip Search?

    As far as I've heard, DVD sales will dictate feasibility of Season 2.

    Thanks, Jamie.

    That's a bit of a bummer to hear. It's been the official word for several months, but there's still no word on when the DVDs are going to be available; and personally I had hoped there was some sort of funding strategy beyond DVD sales. The PA folks have said how much the series cost to produce, and if you consider that, the estimated cost of producing and selling DVD sets, and the number of YouTube views for the final episode, it becomes clear that a relatively large percentage of the Strip Search viewer base would need to buy the DVD set in order for PA to break even on the original season, to say nothing of funding a second season. I would be one of those buyers, but I don't think it would be enough.

    So there's that. And when you combine that with PA's current direction of distancing itself from anything with which it used to be associated except for the strip (understandable, but still kind of a bummer), I don't think there's ever going to be another season of Strip Search unless someone else takes over the IP from Penny Arcade.

    Anyway, thanks again for your response; I'll cease this derail here.

  • Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    Better strategy would be 50% DVDs (which should have been out 3 weeks before Christmas at the absolute latest) and 50% new kickstarter - Strip Search specific.

  • roflstomproflstomp Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    As a heads up, Season 4 of PA:TS is launching this week.

    YES! This is the best news I have seen all day. I love the Penny Arcade office culture, the ping pong series, Robert's management/hiring brutality, etc. I can't wait to indulge in this once more. :-D

  • RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    As a heads up, Season 4 of PA:TS is launching this week.
    Will it be the old schedule of a new episode every Wed? If my memory is wrong and it's not Wednesdays, then when?

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »

    Thank you so much!

  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    How much needs to be raised to get "the Crippler" back into ping pong matches vs game companies?

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  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
    @Rottonapple Not sure: keep an eye on the site today, fairly sure it'll be going up with the rest of the announcements.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    As a heads up, Season 4 of PA:TS is launching this week.
    Wazzat?

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I'm actually one of the dudes who has Jan 1 as his day, but its not far off! (Mine is Jan 3, no idea how to change it on Steam).

  • NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    Idle thought: when was the last time a strip had a wombat in it? And what can we do to get the classic wombat face back in there somewhere?

    And DivX, man. I miss him. He, Fruit Fucker, and Nacho should have a Three Amigos adventure.

    ...I'll just be over here now.

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