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For All You Fast Food Workers Out There...

ShaebyloveShaebylove Registered User new member
Let me be the first to say, kudos to you my friend. Because even one day as a fast food employee will drain your soul to literally nothing. I (very happily, I should add) quit my fast food job today after working there for 2 years. First let me defend myself, I am not a drop out nor am I troubled - I graduated with a 4.0, have never been in trouble, and am generally a happy person HOWEVER ever since I have worked fast food, my spirit has been non-existent. I got this job shortly after quitting my first job, and I was in need of money. Of course, being the typical high school student I jumped on the first opportunity I was offered. Unfortunately, this opportunity was to be a crew member at the infamous rival to McDonalds, Burger King. For those of you so fortunate enough to never have to experience this figurative hell on Earth, let me shed some light on this glamorous career.

1. Regardless of being part time or full time, expect to be on your feet for 8 hours (and more often than not, longer) STRAIGHT. I give props to the laborers out there who do 12 hour work days doing nothing but back breaking work, but the next closest thing to that sort of agony is working fast food. There were many times I thought "I think I'd rather be pouring concrete than be stuck here." Mind you that you need to serve ALL of these customers in under 3 minutes or less, regardless of how packed you are, how short staffed you are, or how gigantic an order may be (and I have seen many an order that exceeded $50). You are constantly shuffling around at a fastwalk pace, mindlessly running around with one goal in mind "SERVE THE CORRECT ORDER AS FAST AS YOU PHYSICALLY POSSIBLY CAN". And your goal for that whole 8+ hour shift is that and only that. And don't you dare ever come in to work expecting a break, there were numerous times I worked long hours without a break because we just couldn't afford to be one body short for a half hour.

2. Yes, a half hour break. For 8+ hour shifts. And to add on to that, you still get to pay for your meal! So you work an hour, and you can afford to pay for your break! Joy to the world!

3. Minimum wage is plenty to sustain comfortable living - said no fast food employee ever. I was promised a raise every 3 months I was there. I was there for 24 months and I sure as the s word did not get one single penny as a raise. At the time I quit I was still busting my hump for a measly $7.25 an hour. While I did everyone else's job too. Plenty to live off of, right?

4. You will never meet a more disorganized, dysfunctional management team than those who are put in charge in the fast food industry. Many of them sat on their rears in the small corner of the building called the "office" for their whole shift, only emerging from the depths of their dungeon to moan and groan about how slow we are, how we need to be faster, how lazy we are, and to demand us to clean something. Then trudge back into their cave. And the higher the management goes, the worse it gets. Don't even think about complaining to corporate about your working conditions, you will be blown off or maybe even laid off. Our corporate representative told me one day while I was making sandwiches that the pickles HAVE to go on before the ketchup, and if I put them in the wrong place again I would be fired because I am disposable. This brought me to tears for an hour, and thinking back on it now, I should have told her to buzz of and to stick those pickles somewhere where the sun don't shine.

5. There will be rude customers everywhere you go and at any job. It just so happens to be that all of them choose to meet for lunch at fast food joints every day all day. I think there is a secret rule that you cannot order fast food unless you are already pissed off and are ready to blow a gasket on a poor employee. I have had customers tell me that I'm worthless, I am trash, I am a no body, I will be stuck there forever, and even had a parent tell his child that he will end up like me if he doesn't straighten up - all of this right to my face. I don't know about the rest of you but I don't think I could ever say that to anyone I didn't even know. Some will look at you with this pathetic look on their face as if they owe you some sort of sympathy for the hell you are enduring. You are required to smile, be friendly, and suggest sales constantly all while running around like an idiot to get this 3 minute goal accomplished. Some customers are too good to please, thank you, or have a nice day, some don't even speak one word to you or acknowledge your existence. Their eyes never leave their cell phone as they reach their arm out the window and snatch their grease bag from your hands. Customers who expect to order, as I mentioned before, $50 worth of burgers each one made a specifically different way, and be in and out in 3 minutes. Once that 3 minute mark is surpassed, your time is short to make amends and do SOMETHING, ANYTHING before the dam bursts and you are drowning in a wave of hate and anger. Or who come through the drive through with 10 cars in front of them, order a coffee, and somehow think that they were there before everyone else just because they have a small order. Let me tell you something, if you do not want to wait in the drive through or wait for some poor guy to attempt to speed cook your food, take your $50, go buy some burgers and buns and ketchup (which will not take all of your $50 trust me) go home and cook them yourself.

Fast food put me in a deep state of depression. Not only was there abuse from customers, but also co-workers. I understand NOBODY wants to be here, or to work here, but come on. It isn't my fault. I'm in the same boat you are in, don't take this out on me. However, they did, and there were some things said I have written down and kept track of just incase I needed to defend myself on the abuse I was facing. I was in a rut that seemed like I would be in forever. I spent every day all day in that place. 9-8, 6 days a week, and on the day I was off I usually got called in anyways. It had gotten so bad that I would cry when I got home at night, and cry in the morning before clocking in. I could not take this place anymore.

This morning I was crying putting my greasy uniform on, hoping and praying for something, anything to come through and then it happened. I got a call. A job offer, a good job offer in an office making more money with (gasp) WEEKENDS OFF. I haven't had a weekend off since the day I took that forsaken job. I cried while accepting this job offer, put my head in my hands and sobbed for a half hour after I got off the phone. Then I gathered up my Burger King costume, bagged it up, made my way to the store and said I QUIT. And I have been the happiest I have ever been for 2 years now. A huge weigh is off my shoulders. I can feel the stress rapidly leaving my body, and it is the best feeling.

So I think the point I am trying to make here is: be kind to those you encounter in fast food, because they may be in tears all day because of this job. They may be struggling to make ends meet for a family, only degrading themselves to this point to support themselves and their family. Fast food is NOT an easy job and is one of the worst industries out there. Be considerate. And if you are a fast food worker please know that you are not in such deep a rut as you think you are. There are ways out. You do not HAVE to work any shift tomorrow, you have the freedom to cut yourself free from this place. Just be smart in doing it, make sure you can get another job, if possible, wait until you have another job. But know that you are not stuck there. GET OUT.

So for the first time in a long time, until Monday when I start my new job, I will be enjoying my first weekend off! :)

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    jesus...

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Good for you, bro. MOVIN ON UUUUUP

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
    I'm glad you got out.

    Burger King was my first job at ... 14 years of age? I never showed a whole lot of enthusiasm for the basic tasks involved, and left before working there a full year. Ultimately it didn't matter that much since I was able to move into basic office admin stuff the summer after that.

    As far as I remember BK wasn't really good or bad work, just sort of... menial. I think I preferred it to some of the warehouse work that I've done.

    Brolo on
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Congratulations on your new job! Sounds like you earned it.

    Now where's @joeuser with that red panda?

    godmode on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    one time my dad was a dick to people working fast food and it really made me not want to be a dick to people working fast food

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    one time my dad was a dick to people working fast food and it really made me not want to be a dick to people working fast food

    Seeing a person act a dick to anybody in the service industry is guaranteed to reduce my esteem of them by a solid fifteen to twenty percent

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Congratulations on your new job! Sounds like you earned it.

    Now where's @joeuser with that red panda?

    @Shaebylove

    Congratulations! :)

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    My first corporate world job was at a Taco Bell. I explicitly told them I would need every other Wednesday off to go to physical rehabilitation for a knee injury for the entire summer. A couple months in they ASKED me if I could work a shift the following Wednesday. I said um no, still have a commitment to my health that day. That Wednesday morning I get a call asking where I was. I said, you don't recall me telling you no? They did the ultimatum thing and I bid them farewell right there.

    Never looked back since.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I do my best to not get upset at people in these kind of situations because I know thy have to deal with that shit all the time but being human I know I don't always succeed.

    I am glad I was lucky enough to never have worked in food service.

    Good luck to you in the future, broski.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Shaebylove wrote: »
    4. You will never meet a more disorganized, dysfunctional management team than those who are put in charge in the fast food industry.

    Nah son

    nah

    I mean, when I was at Papa John's, yeah some of those people were fucked. But when I worked at McDonald's?

    Not even gonna lie, McD's was the best service industry job I'd ever had.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Today I came face to face with the realisation that I was too lazy to go and buy mcnuggets for my cheat meal

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Today I came face to face with the realisation that I was too lazy to go and buy mcnuggets for my cheat meal

    Aren't there loads of little businesses that will totally deliver you McDonalds?

    Just slap McDonalds Delivery [Your Town] into Google and see what happens.

    Note: I've never actually done this.

    The more tired I am the more tempting it becomes.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Well on the plus you can only go up from here.

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Through high-school I worked at the local Dairy Queen, it was probably bearable mostly because the workers were all friends of mine and the owner was very hands off so we were basically left to our own devices every night.

    God, we should have all been fired for the shit we pulled.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Aren't there loads of little businesses that will totally deliver you McDonalds?

    Just slap McDonalds Delivery [Your Town] into Google and see what happens.

    Note: I've never actually done this.

    The more tired I am the more tempting it becomes.

    Getting McDonalds delivered to your house is one of those things that you'll one day be talking about in group as the start of your shame spiral

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    "First I ordered McDonalds Delivery, just a burger one time because I was too tired to go outside.

    ...three weeks later my front room had a delivery service hatch, and I was bulk ordering adult nappies so that I hardly ever had to even stand up."

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2014
    I've worked food service but always in sit-down type establishments. I'm always overly nice to the poor bastards who work the trenches of the service industry. Theirs is a hard struggle.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    The worst job I ever had was washing dishes. It wasn't washing dishes in an unusually shitty place or anything, but it was just awful. The sous chef (read: makes the sandwiches) thought she was working at Claridges, and was constantly needling me about shit. The real chefs always think they're Gordon Ramsey and have no problem screaming about whatever irrelevant shit is bothering them that day. I was on split shifts (mornings and evenings, two hours off for lunch. Off at 11 every night), and my days off were wednesday and thursday. No one does anything on a Wednesday or Thursday, so you never go out. By the time your shift starts again on Friday, your feet haven't stopped being sore from your Tuesday shift. Most of the staff would spend their spare time drinking in the pub they were working in, because they didn't know anyone outside of it.

    That's not really a problem though, the real problem is how relentless it is. No matter what, you're going to wash dishes all day. There will always be more dishes. You can't outthink the dishes. You can't come up with a better way of washing the dishes. All you can do is wash the dishes. You're also not gaining any skills or experience that's useful elsewhere, it's absolute dead time in your life. I remember when there was some shit you were supposed to clean at the start of the day (I'm so glad I can't even remember what it was) and I decided to clean them in the evening instead so I could relax a little in the morning, and the sandwich maker went apeshit at this violation of protocol. There wasn't a safety reason for it or anything, there was no reason for me not to do it, but it wasn't how it was done. The next day I got hauled in to a meeting by the chef and lectured about being insubordinate to the sandwich maker. I was the only person working there who had a degree.

    The worst thing? I didn't need the money that badly. The owner of the pub had asked me to "help out" for a few weeks, and as soon as I accepted treated me as though he'd done me a favour. I could teach guitar for an hour and make the same money as my entire shift washing dishes. The entire thing now seems like some bizarre fever dream to me. I lasted for about a month I think. I try and always be nice to people with "shitty" jobs now, because I'm acutely aware of how many people aren't.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Fyndir wrote: »
    "First I ordered McDonalds Delivery, just a burger one time because I was too tired to go outside.

    ...three weeks later my front room had a delivery service hatch, and I was bulk ordering adult nappies so that I hardly ever had to even stand up."

    I've thought about moving the kettle from the kitchen into my room.

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Retail and by extension customer service is a soul-sucking industry. I did that for 8 years at various jobs (Walgreens, Blockbuster, local used game store). Just a nonstop source of malaise and frustration, day-in and day-out.

    I can only imagine the shitshow when cooked food and a strict time limit is involved. At least at two of my retail jobs, I could talk about the product with customers during the slow times. But having to deal with rushes, bad customers and not even have the benefit of being able to chat with the good customers? Fuck that noise.

    Congrats on getting out of that and good luck on the new endeavors.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    For anyone who ever listened to my music, I wrote two songs at that sink. One was called Bitter, the other (never released) was called Suicide Hotline.

    I'm just saying.

  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I worked for four months at my local McDonalds after I walked off another job, and it was honestly pretty enjoyable. High-pressure, yeah, but none of our staff or management were even close to as anal as you're describing.
    Still, the work isn't exciting, and when they wanted to promote me to manager I bailed on them because a lifetime of career advancement at McDs was really not my dream and I was really disgusted with them for not having fired the night shift manager who had openly declared his attraction to preteen girls to me about a month prior.

    So be nice to your fast food people. Even if I want to yell at them because bad service blows, they're usually not there by choice, and the management is all too often blatantly shit and corrupt. The people at the front counter deserve respect just for showing up to work at a job that actively beats down your self esteem and quality of life until it's almost impossible to drag yourself out of bed in the morning.

    Kudos to you, @Shaebylove. Getting out of fast food feels gooood.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    i will tell you what gets people more angry than anything i've ever personally observed, and that is fucking cellphones and tablets and shit. working at Best Buy was like being given a crash course in "how not to cry in front of people" with a class segment on "how to bottle up your rage"

    i'm gonna start work as a night stocker at King Sooper's pretty soon. some of you may remember i was working the same job, but at the world's worst Safeway, in Seattle, and how i said i'd never work nights again! apparently i was incorrect.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Shit, you know what I just remembered? I worked at that pub like ten years ago now, and I went in there recently for some fucking reason. The sandwich maker still works there, recognised me and came to say hello. She told me that she is now the chef of this small, village pub and that her hard work had paid off. She then smiled smugly at me, content in her victory, and walked off.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Every restaurateur I know (okay, okay, so just three, then) says the same thing about chefs.

    They're almost entirely terrible people. The few you meet that aren't horrible, you end up treating like precious snowflakes anyway because you don't want them to leave.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Shit, you know what I just remembered? I worked at that pub like ten years ago now, and I went in there recently for some fucking reason. The sandwich maker still works there, recognised me and came to say hello. She told me that she is now the chef of this small, village pub and that her hard work had paid off. She then smiled smugly at me, content in her victory, and walked off.

    You then spent the evening cheerfully ordering things and sending them back with inane complaints, right?

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Shit, you know what I just remembered? I worked at that pub like ten years ago now, and I went in there recently for some fucking reason. The sandwich maker still works there, recognised me and came to say hello. She told me that she is now the chef of this small, village pub and that her hard work had paid off. She then smiled smugly at me, content in her victory, and walked off.

    You then spent the evening cheerfully ordering things and sending them back with inane complaints, right?

    "Not 'umami' enough? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!"

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    "I want a ham, cheese, and tomato toastie."

    Too much ham.

    Too much cheese.

    Too much tomato.

    Too much bread.

    Plate's too small.

    Not toasted enough.

    Too toasted.

    Where's the bloody lettuce?!? Where I come from, HCT toasties have lettuce in them!

    Too much lettuce.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Shit, you know what I just remembered? I worked at that pub like ten years ago now, and I went in there recently for some fucking reason. The sandwich maker still works there, recognised me and came to say hello. She told me that she is now the chef of this small, village pub and that her hard work had paid off. She then smiled smugly at me, content in her victory, and walked off.

    You then spent the evening cheerfully ordering things and sending them back with inane complaints, right?

    I was too intimidated by her success. She's got to be on what 12, 14k at this point? And they let her live in the one bedroom flat above the pub.

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    One time when I worked maintenance at a hotel I had to unblock by hand a urinal that was blocked because someone had vomited in it.

    On a related note, one of the nice things about being an atheist is the certainty that when I die, the roiling black hatred for all humanity that I carry within my psyche will die with me.

  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Shit, you know what I just remembered? I worked at that pub like ten years ago now, and I went in there recently for some fucking reason. The sandwich maker still works there, recognised me and came to say hello. She told me that she is now the chef of this small, village pub and that her hard work had paid off. She then smiled smugly at me, content in her victory, and walked off.

    You then spent the evening cheerfully ordering things and sending them back with inane complaints, right?

    I was too intimidated by her success. She's got to be on what 12, 14k at this point? And they let her live in the one bedroom flat above the pub.

    I know you're poking fun at her version of "success" but I've always found great pleasure in people who are content with the simple life.

    We need the one bedroom apartment 14k making sandwich makers of the world.

    No I don't.
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Shit, you know what I just remembered? I worked at that pub like ten years ago now, and I went in there recently for some fucking reason. The sandwich maker still works there, recognised me and came to say hello. She told me that she is now the chef of this small, village pub and that her hard work had paid off. She then smiled smugly at me, content in her victory, and walked off.

    You then spent the evening cheerfully ordering things and sending them back with inane complaints, right?

    I was too intimidated by her success. She's got to be on what 12, 14k at this point? And they let her live in the one bedroom flat above the pub.

    You sure you weren't on the set of Midsomer Murders? I swear they had a character like that.

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Another time (same job) our plumber had been working on unblocking one of the toilets in the guest lounge, so he went into the access space behind the toilets and opened up the valve in the pipe behind the U-bend to work on it. Then I guess he got called away to do something else and forgot to close the valve. People still kept using the toilet though, since as far as they could tell it wasn't blocked any more.

    I got called down there a month or so later because of complaints about a bad smell, so I opened the access space. I don't remember exactly what I saw in there but now that I think about it, I've never really slept properly since then.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    A year and a half later I still get texts every few months from the horrible woman and her husband (the inappropriate comments twice my age guy) asking how I am, what I'm up to, what they're doing.

    I never respond to them, but they're the occasional reminder of how unhappy I was there, and how lucky I am I'm not there anymore.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I worked at a frozen yogurt place for a month and hated it. That was my only food service job, thank god.

    But yeah, customer service jobs are ass, too.

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    My first job, at around 13, was shovelling livers, with a pitchfork.

    Pig livers, mind you.

    From a massive vat of livers into smaller vats that were then dumped into a giant paté making device.

    Drop a liver on the floor? Don't worry son, just pick it up and throw it in the vat anyway. It'll be fine.

    The best part was that the large vat was filled from different orders coming in, so the livers would be at different temperatures. The top layer might be frozen, but then suddenly you'd hit a vein of thawed livers. This would release a cloud of gas that smelled strongly of liver.

    It never made me vomit, but others did. Vomit on the floor? Don't worry son, clean it later. Drop a liver on the floor, in the vomit? Don't worry son, it'll be fine.

    This sort of soured me on working with food, in any way, I think.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Hoo boy I got some fucking stories


    Later though I'm on break right now

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i started working in mcdonalds when i was 15

    you would regularly see kids drop food on the dirty floor, pick it up and serve it to people

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    My first job, at around 13, was shovelling livers, with a pitchfork.

    Pig livers, mind you.

    From a massive vat of livers into smaller vats that were then dumped into a giant paté making device.

    Drop a liver on the floor? Don't worry son, just pick it up and throw it in the vat anyway. It'll be fine.

    The best part was that the large vat was filled from different orders coming in, so the livers would be at different temperatures. The top layer might be frozen, but then suddenly you'd hit a vein of thawed livers. This would release a cloud of gas that smelled strongly of liver.

    It never made me vomit, but others did. Vomit on the floor? Don't worry son, clean it later. Drop a liver on the floor, in the vomit? Don't worry son, it'll be fine.

    This sort of soured me on working with food, in any way, I think.

    ... yeah think I'll be eating pate only from small artisan producers from now on

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