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Saw Jesus camp...wow just...wow

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    i don't know if i want to go back to the holocaust museum well so soon

    i don't want to take the punch out of it by overusing it

    Knob on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    well gosh Knob didn't like it

    and we all know how low his standards are

    back to the drawing board, I guess

    work in a bit about VD

    and a literary reference

    maybe some Dante

    Or the Holocaust Museum.

    High 5!

    Wrong thread

    What's the matter PK? Fail your reflex save?

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i don't know if i want to go back to the holocaust museum well so soon

    i don't want to take the punch out of it by overusing it

    I want you to know that I posted that comic at a forum that my local friends run and frequent, and it killed a thread that has been going on for literally three years.

    Dead as a fucking prom date.









    Er...I mean doornail in a prom date.

    OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    Pkmoutl on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    well gosh Knob didn't like it

    and we all know how low his standards are

    back to the drawing board, I guess

    work in a bit about VD

    and a literary reference

    maybe some Dante

    Or the Holocaust Museum.

    High 5!

    Wrong thread

    What's the matter PK? Fail your reflex save?


    We don't take too kindly to cross-thread allusions here, mister.

    That's a hangin' offense, these parts.

    *Sput* *TING*

    Pkmoutl on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    that may be a cross thread reference, but I intend on saying it all the time!

    haha, you're fucked now!

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    that may be a cross thread reference, but I intend on saying it all the time!

    haha, you're fucked now!

    That goes way too well with your avatar.

    Pkmoutl on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    that may be a cross thread reference, but I intend on saying it all the time!

    haha, you're fucked now!

    That goes way too well with your avatar.

    gagagagagaga yeeeaaaahhhh!

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "aka ilo juis mei it


    veroic Holy COW ikt Keith?"
    I think this isn't even a real language

    Bijl on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I really want to see this movie. I'll probably get a sore neck from shaking my head with disgust throughout the whole movie.

    Dublo7 on
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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Glyph wrote: »
    I thought this thread was going to be about seeing Jesus sit in a window in counterstrike and snipe people without moving

    I'd kind of like to see that.
    man, Jesus would always know where everyone was no matter what map you used

    everyone would be like "omg hax"

    and he'd be like "the l33t shall inherit teh earth, noobs"

    I think you mean:
    Leekshallinherit2.jpg

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i doubt that is a real language

    it just looks like some crackhead chewing up a bunch of Polish <> French dictionaries

    Fallout on
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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    literally masticating the paper, words

    Fallout on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Taramoor wrote: »
    Glyph wrote: »
    I thought this thread was going to be about seeing Jesus sit in a window in counterstrike and snipe people without moving

    I'd kind of like to see that.
    man, Jesus would always know where everyone was no matter what map you used

    everyone would be like "omg hax"

    and he'd be like "the l33t shall inherit teh earth, noobs"

    I think you mean:
    Leekshallinherit2.jpg

    That's not even a fucking leek.

    leek-w.jpg

    Druhim on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    leek-w.jpg

    You know, if you cut a leek properly and set it in a vase with some water, it makes a rather nice centerpiece.

    Darth Waiter on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    or you could just eat the damn thing

    being food and all

    ZeroFill on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what were you, a damn mess cook

    the food we eat is utter garbage, I wish we got MREs

    and these fucks that prepare the slop spend their time cutting celery stalks and strawberries into cute little displays and carvings of fucking islands and birds

    hey assholes, how about you stop carving melons and serve some real god damn food






    sorry

    ZeroFill on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What kind of fucktard jackass mistakes as Onion, one of the most well known vegetables in the world, for a leek?


    Sheesh kids.

    Silmaril on
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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    it's easy when the only onion you've seen is diced and inside of your big mac

    ZeroFill on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I will fuck these people with a pepper mill, and force them to watch Naked Chef, Clockwork Orange style, until they shit onions.

    Silmaril on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    what were you, a damn mess cook
    Actually, I worked fine dining after I left the marines. And before.

    There's nothing quite like being the only jarhead who knows how to make a brigadier general's coffee; I remember him being rather pissed when he found out that I was going to be medically discharged.
    Well, shit, son; who's gonna make my coffee the way I like it?!?

    Sorry, sir.

    Darth Waiter on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    well

    you know what's not fine dining?

    galley food

    also on the subject of military coffee, when the guys in the wardroom make coffee for the officers, it's usually just the shit from the day before. They just turn the warmers back on

    they love it

    ZeroFill on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    well

    you know what's not fine dining?

    galley food

    also on the subject of military coffee, when the guys in the wardroom make coffee for the officers, it's usually just the shit from the day before. They just turn the warmers back on

    they love it

    Back when I was in MCT, the coffee was usually some sort of triple brew; you could use that shit to strip leather, I shit you not.

    Darth Waiter on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh you're right man, having the freedom to believe whatever you want sucks pretty bad. You should get away from them.
    you know who else you should get away from?

    us.

    I like that response. Well done.

    I do think, though, that there's something interesting about freedom of speech and freedom of belief and all that; namely, that those freedoms protect your right to say that other people should not have those freedoms. Of course, just you saying "he shouldn't be allowed to say that" doesn't actually take away another person's free speech, but it's interesting that you can use your right to free speech to argue against free speech.

    I saw some kind of trailer/preview for Jesus Camp and it looked pretty scary.

    Defender on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shit dogs, is this where we're hailing Satan today?

    Cause, seriously, Hail Satan.

    Callius on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Shit dogs, is this where we're hailing Satan today?

    Cause, seriously, Hail Satan.

    His name is Beelz and he's a Capricorn.

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    His name is Beelz and he's a Capricorn.
    He rides spinna's.

    Callius on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    His name is Beelz and he's a Capricorn.
    He rides spinna's.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JReF8SUTYQU

    Hunter on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth when I ran the orderly room for my battery and was assistant to to the Gunnery Chief, I had my coffee pot set up in my office which meant nobody said shit to me about anything because, man, nobody wants to get coffee priveleges revoked.

    Weaver on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That's no leek, that's a space station.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh goodness
    I'm about midway thru watching this movie, through my "special means" on the internet.
    It's scary because I know several people who would enjoy this movie from a christian perspective.

    Ranx on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Oh you're right man, having the freedom to believe whatever you want sucks pretty bad. You should get away from them.
    you know who else you should get away from?

    us.

    I like that response. Well done.

    I do think, though, that there's something interesting about freedom of speech and freedom of belief and all that; namely, that those freedoms protect your right to say that other people should not have those freedoms. Of course, just you saying "he shouldn't be allowed to say that" doesn't actually take away another person's free speech, but it's interesting that you can use your right to free speech to argue against free speech.

    I saw some kind of trailer/preview for Jesus Camp and it looked pretty scary.

    yeah, I understand what you're saying. What gets to me is when people actively seek out christians, or any other group of people just to speak out against them and say how much they suck. The only time I will say anything to or about anyone who's beliefs are different than mine, is if they approach me about it or try to shove it down my throat or whatever. I will defend anyones right to believe, say or do whatever the hell they want, as long as they stay out of my face about what I do or don't believe.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I just got a copy of this, and I just watched the first 10 minutes. I had to turn it off for 2 reasons;
    A) I got other things to do at the moment.
    B) It's completely and utterly fucking disgusting.

    Just in the first 10 minutes, I saw kids speaking in gibberish, kids having seizures on the floor, a kid convinced that he wanted to believe in god at the age of 5 (who had a bad haircut), and an obese woman say that George Bush has bought credibility to the Christian religion.

    I'm going to have to try to sit through later on. Wish me luck!

    Dublo7 on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, shit, son; who's gonna make my coffee the way I like it?!?

    Sorry, sir.
    I can see why that scene didn't make the final cut of Full Metal Jacket.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I just got a copy of this, and I just watched the first 10 minutes. I had to turn it off for 2 reasons;
    A) I got other things to do at the moment.
    B) It's completely and utterly fucking disgusting.

    Just in the first 10 minutes, I saw kids speaking in gibberish, kids having seizures on the floor, a kid convinced that he wanted to believe in god at the age of 5 (who had a bad haircut), and an obese woman say that George Bush has bought credibility to the Christian religion.

    I'm going to have to try to sit through later on. Wish me luck!

    See, I was one of those 5 year old kids. I was raised to believe all of that crap. I was shipped to all kinds of retreats and camps and church functions. But despite all that as soon as I was old enough to think for myself I abandoned it. I'm kind of a shining example of Nature vs. Nurture.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    What kind of fucktard jackass mistakes as Onion, one of the most well known vegetables in the world, for a leek?


    Sheesh kids.

    leeks are pretty confusing. I remember confusing a guy working the checkout a Tesco when I bought one. he didn't know what the hell it was. He priced it up as celery. I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise.

    BigDes on
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I just got a copy of this, and I just watched the first 10 minutes. I had to turn it off for 2 reasons;
    A) I got other things to do at the moment.
    B) It's completely and utterly fucking disgusting.

    Just in the first 10 minutes, I saw kids speaking in gibberish, kids having seizures on the floor, a kid convinced that he wanted to believe in god at the age of 5 (who had a bad haircut), and an obese woman say that George Bush has bought credibility to the Christian religion.

    I'm going to have to try to sit through later on. Wish me luck!

    See, I was one of those 5 year old kids. I was raised to believe all of that crap. I was shipped to all kinds of retreats and camps and church functions. But despite all that as soon as I was old enough to think for myself I abandoned it. I'm kind of a shining example of Nature vs. Nurture.

    Yeah, I went to a catholic school for 13 years, but I was never shipped off to one of those retreats.
    Jebus, they look scary.

    Dublo7 on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You guys. Are any of you good at art?

    See, I'm in a competition, and I have to make shirts and a flag for my team. My team name is Leave Room For Jesus, and I'm having a hard time deciding on an illustration that will not offend anybody. Any suggestions?

    Have a grid of Tetris shapes with an empty space in the middle in the shape of a cross.

    KalTorak on
  • Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I just got a copy of this, and I just watched the first 10 minutes. I had to turn it off for 2 reasons;
    A) I got other things to do at the moment.
    B) It's completely and utterly fucking disgusting.

    Just in the first 10 minutes, I saw kids speaking in gibberish, kids having seizures on the floor, a kid convinced that he wanted to believe in god at the age of 5 (who had a bad haircut), and an obese woman say that George Bush has bought credibility to the Christian religion.

    I'm going to have to try to sit through later on. Wish me luck!

    See, I was one of those 5 year old kids. I was raised to believe all of that crap. I was shipped to all kinds of retreats and camps and church functions. But despite all that as soon as I was old enough to think for myself I abandoned it. I'm kind of a shining example of Nature vs. Nurture.

    Yeah and look what you became!


    ^5!

    Abdul the Terrible on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what is this nonsense

    i liked jesus camp

    i found it to be a fascinating film if not, you know, all one-sided michael moore style

    Pony on
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