[Wrestling Thread] Daniel Bryan vs. the Seven Evil Ex-Champions

Dex Dynamo

This is it, folks.

We're on the road to the biggest event in Sports Entertainment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JskrJCZPdV4

TOTAL DIVAS, SEASON 2!

But Dex, I missed the first season!

Shame on you.

But, because I'm that good a guy, here's a sampling of what you'll need to know to dive right in:

Nattie Neidhart drunk dialed Steph McMahon one time.
GIZMOOOOOO NOOOOOO!
Fandango is an amazing sleaze, and Eva Marie is a liar who is bad at her job.
Seriously, Fandango's great.
JimmyJon Uso and Naomi are the best thing going.
John Cena has reached Howard Hughes level of wealth and fame!
VINCENT!

And now that you're up to speed, on March 16th, all your pressing questions will be answered:

Will Nattie Neidhart win the Divas Title at Tables, Ladders, and Chairs?
What's next for Brie Bella and her fiance, WWE Champion Daniel Bryan?
Will Eva Marie surprise us all with an incredible display of talent in her on-screen wrestling debut at Survior Series?
Will TJ come back from his injury to join Bryan and Cena at the main event?
Will Nattie's love for Louie overcome her sadness of losing Gizmo? Also, wasn't there another cat?
What will happen when Nikki leaves empty wine glasses around Cena's kitchen?
Has Jojo evolved into Summer Rae? What will her final form be?
Just how much do Trinity and JimmyJon Uso actually bang holy crap?!
Wasn't Bryan's proposal to Brie just the most romantic thing ever?!

Also I guess there's some show coming up about Wrestling Maniacs so we can discuss that here too I suppose.

Dex Dynamo

I told you I'd do it

I told you I'd do it three wrestle threads ago

Big M Langstein

FUCK YOOOOOOU DEX

Nirya

I AM DOWN WITH THIS OP.

crwth

you could have had kofi

you could have had the world

Balefuego

TILT A WHIRL ON BIG E HOLY SHIT

Hawkstone

Two strongest men in the company right here...no offense to Mark Henry.

facetious

Big E Big E Big E, can't you see?

Sometimes your moves just hypnotize me.

Schide

This thread title needs to change right now because it puts that godawful song in my head and that's terrible.

SarcasmoBlaster

It's crazy how over Cesaro has gotten just based on his move set.

Nirya

So the winner of this Big E/Cesaro match gets to use their full name again, right?

Xehalus

http://instagram.com/wwebige

your source for why Big E should be over

Magell

Fuck yes, Cesaro! He does crazy power things all the time, but everytime he does it I'm blown away by how strong he is.

CorporateRed

facetious wrote: »

Big E Big E Big E, can't you see?

Sometimes your moves just hypnotize me.

This needs to be his theme song. Someone get me Vince on the phone!

Hawkstone

OH BOY!

Ms Dapper

Can that be Big E's new finisher?

Schide

Are they really calling him Etor or was that just a silly thing?

Thinking silly thing, but you never know.

KurnDerak

Is it just me or has the announce table turned (more) into just insanity and irrelevance?

Dex Dynamo

Schide wrote: »

Are they really calling him Etor or was that just a silly thing?

Thinking silly thing, but you never know.

Ettore Ewen is his real-people name

Hawkstone

Guys this big shouldn't be able to move like this.

PwnanObrien

Dex Dynamo wrote: »

I told you I'd do it

I told you I'd do it three wrestle threads ago

and I did it on my own! WOOOO!

Ms Dapper

Schide wrote: »

Are they really calling him Etor or was that just a silly thing?

Thinking silly thing, but you never know.

They were discussing his real name, which is Ettore.

Nirya

Now just sign Michael Elgin and let him hoss it up with Big E and Cesaro till the world ends.

Dex Dynamo

This match is just two incredibly strong people throwing each other to see what happens

they should've sent a poet

Shadowen

KurnDerak wrote: »

Is it just me or has the announce table turned (more) into just insanity and irrelevance?

JBL, Lawler, and Cole combine into a sort of mini-Voltron of terrible announcing.

Schide

Dex Dynamo wrote: »

Schide wrote: »

Are they really calling him Etor or was that just a silly thing?

Thinking silly thing, but you never know.

Ettore Ewen is his real-people name

Ok. They probably shouldn't do that again.

I mean, even JBL made fun of it.

Hawkstone

The height he gets on that splash actually makes it look pretty nasty...which is rare when you think about it.

CorporateRed

Dex Dynamo wrote: »

This match is just two incredibly strong people throwing each other to see what happens

they should've sent a poet

You called?

facetious

Cesaro just threw Big E into the air.

.....

Ms Dapper

That was a hell of an uppercut.

Balefuego

facetious wrote: »

Cesaro just threw Big E into the air.

.....

the height that Cena got last night when he ate the swiss death was incredible

Goose!

I like that corner counter that Big E did there, it was nice.

What was the move from before that should be Big E's new finisher?

JC of DI

So I don't know if it's been said yet but the search feature of WWE Network won't let you search for Benoit, at least on Roku boxes. You get Ben- and then it just auto-deletes your attempt to finish it, same if you search it as Chris B-.

PwnanObrien

Everyone watching this match at home on a 3D TV is dead.

Kilroy

holy shit

it's happening

Schide

Ah, someone called that. Good work.

facetious

I get frustrated with some things WWE do

but I love how lately they've been realizing more and more that they have some guys on their roster who can get over just by being great wrestlers.

Also holy fuck that giant swing.

Xehalus

just give Cesaro all the titles 'cause damn

Goose!

Oh shit, BIg E did not take that move so well.

facetious

Ow, that neutralizer looked rough.

crwth

holy shit langston came out of that neutralizer really badly