she's not remotely scandalous, she's just a really unimpressively-crafted product
the benefit of getting old is suddenly realizing you don't have to pretend everything that becomes popular for 2 seconds in pop culture is actually a big deal or intrinsically important
people like all kinds of shitty things that contribute nothing new or even well-made in a traditional mold
Miley Cyrus is another trinket on that pile
nobody who isn't 16 is actually talking about the music, tho
But what does she convey about, like, anything beyond gyrating on stage
i dunno, our porn says you're supposed to tug angrily on dick while sticking your tongue out and making a serial killer grin
upon evaluation, if i were a very attractive woman in an industry where sexiness is sort of considered the raison d'etre...
like, she seems like if a less talented person wanted to try on kanye's surreal artist expression plus a young, hyperactive interpretation of sex appeal
everyone acts like miley is kind of gross and sad in a totally unsexy way but she is basically acting out one of the cardinal positions of the avg dude: crazy chicks are desirable, even if they will ruin your life
look I am trying to be reasonable here
like, I am taking responsibility as an old man that I don't get what the young folks are humping to on the vines and the snapclits
I feel like she must have some sort of relevancy because she is fucking weird to me but she is popular which tells me I just don't get it
i dunno, our porn says you're supposed to tug angrily on dick while sticking your tongue out and making a serial killer grin
upon evaluation, if i were a very attractive woman in an industry where sexiness is sort of considered the raison d'etre...
like, she seems like if a less talented person wanted to try on kanye's surreal artist expression plus a young, hyperactive interpretation of sex appeal
everyone acts like miley is kind of gross and sad in a totally unsexy way but she is basically acting out one of the cardinal positions of the avg dude: crazy chicks are desirable, even if they will ruin your life
look I am trying to be reasonable here
like, I am taking responsibility as an old man that I don't get what the young folks are humping to on the vines and the snapclits
I feel like she must have some sort of relevancy because she is fucking weird to me but she is popular which tells me I just don't get it
i dunno, our porn says you're supposed to tug angrily on dick while sticking your tongue out and making a serial killer grin
upon evaluation, if i were a very attractive woman in an industry where sexiness is sort of considered the raison d'etre...
like, she seems like if a less talented person wanted to try on kanye's surreal artist expression plus a young, hyperactive interpretation of sex appeal
everyone acts like miley is kind of gross and sad in a totally unsexy way but she is basically acting out one of the cardinal positions of the avg dude: crazy chicks are desirable, even if they will ruin your life
i really honestly don't find her sexy
it's almost certainly because i'm older and kind of settled and the idea of a crazy acting-out teenager elicits a paternal reaction rather than a carnal one
On May 21, 1946, physicist Louis Slotin and seven other Los Alamos personnel were in a Los Alamos laboratory conducting an experiment to verify the exact point at which a subcritical mass (core) of fissile material could be made critical by the positioning of neutron reflectors. The test was known as "tickling the dragon's tail" for its extreme risk. It required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core via a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard flathead screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test almost a dozen separate times, often in his trademark bluejeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing it.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU
Hardly anything sounds more nerdy or desperate than doing nerdy stuff in cowboy boots.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
she's not remotely scandalous, she's just a really unimpressively-crafted product
the benefit of getting old is suddenly realizing you don't have to pretend everything that becomes popular for 2 seconds in pop culture is actually a big deal or intrinsically important
people like all kinds of shitty things that contribute nothing new or even well-made in a traditional mold
Miley Cyrus is another trinket on that pile
nobody who isn't 16 is actually talking about the music, tho
But what does she convey about, like, anything beyond gyrating on stage
She's devoid of content
i dunno, i don't follow her at all except to say that i find her significantly more attractive than does the avg chatter i guess
i imagine she has ideas and ambitions she tries to push into her goofy persona, however fundamentally artificial and guided it may be
i would be surprised if those ideas or messages were interesting to me, granted
but she is probably not a robot without a soul or w-e
i dunno, our porn says you're supposed to tug angrily on dick while sticking your tongue out and making a serial killer grin
upon evaluation, if i were a very attractive woman in an industry where sexiness is sort of considered the raison d'etre...
like, she seems like if a less talented person wanted to try on kanye's surreal artist expression plus a young, hyperactive interpretation of sex appeal
everyone acts like miley is kind of gross and sad in a totally unsexy way but she is basically acting out one of the cardinal positions of the avg dude: crazy chicks are desirable, even if they will ruin your life
i really honestly don't find her sexy
it's almost certainly because i'm older and kind of settled and the idea of a crazy acting-out teenager elicits a paternal reaction rather than a carnal one
but there it is
also her stupid tongue thing is like a black hole of sexiness
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
On May 21, 1946, physicist Louis Slotin and seven other Los Alamos personnel were in a Los Alamos laboratory conducting an experiment to verify the exact point at which a subcritical mass (core) of fissile material could be made critical by the positioning of neutron reflectors. The test was known as "tickling the dragon's tail" for its extreme risk. It required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core via a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard flathead screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test almost a dozen separate times, often in his trademark bluejeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing it.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU
i talked with some of the old timers who told me that in the old days they just handled the uranium spheres
just, you know, held them in their hands
they were reportedly warm to the touch
isn't uranium not that radioactive? like, unless its going critical of course
i can't remember if its just depleted uranium that isn't.
a cool thing about the above story though is that these flashes of blue light are reported by witnesses of criticality events, but no blue light is created by the reaction. the theory is that high energy gammas are just frying the vitreous liquid inside their eyeballs
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
she's not remotely scandalous, she's just a really unimpressively-crafted product
the benefit of getting old is suddenly realizing you don't have to pretend everything that becomes popular for 2 seconds in pop culture is actually a big deal or intrinsically important
people like all kinds of shitty things that contribute nothing new or even well-made in a traditional mold
Miley Cyrus is another trinket on that pile
nobody who isn't 16 is actually talking about the music, tho
But what does she convey about, like, anything beyond gyrating on stage
She's devoid of content
i dunno, i don't follow her at all except to say that i find her significantly more attractive than does the avg chatter i guess
i imagine she has ideas and ambitions she tries to push into her goofy persona, however fundamentally artificial and guided it may be
i would be surprised if those ideas or messages were interesting to me, granted
but she is probably not a robot without a soul or w-e
see i don't think she's a robot or marketing creation or anything
she's just a kid, probably, with the kinds of stupid ideas that kids think are real real important
only instead of doing embarrassing things within her family or peer group she's doing them with a multimillion dollar budget on the global stage
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
On May 21, 1946, physicist Louis Slotin and seven other Los Alamos personnel were in a Los Alamos laboratory conducting an experiment to verify the exact point at which a subcritical mass (core) of fissile material could be made critical by the positioning of neutron reflectors. The test was known as "tickling the dragon's tail" for its extreme risk. It required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core via a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard flathead screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test almost a dozen separate times, often in his trademark bluejeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing it.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU
i talked with some of the old timers who told me that in the old days they just handled the uranium spheres
just, you know, held them in their hands
they were reportedly warm to the touch
isn't uranium not that radioactive? like, unless its going critical of course
i can't remember if its just depleted uranium that isn't.
a cool thing about the above story though is that these flashes of blue light are reported by witnesses of criticality events, but no blue light is created by the reaction. the theory is that high energy gammas are just frying the vitreous liquid inside their eyeballs
cherenkov radiation!
particles project a backwards cone of blue light because when they enter the fluid of the eyeball they are going faster than the local speed of light in the liquid medium
so they give off a flash of blue light by way of braking
it's p cool shit
Irond Will on
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
people who see me after a while of not seeing me are telling me that I have visibly lost weight
which is great!
but I am a long-ass way from wanting to inflict my grub-like, subterranean form on anyone here
except for chu, I will inflict whatever I want on chu and he will take it
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
On May 21, 1946, physicist Louis Slotin and seven other Los Alamos personnel were in a Los Alamos laboratory conducting an experiment to verify the exact point at which a subcritical mass (core) of fissile material could be made critical by the positioning of neutron reflectors. The test was known as "tickling the dragon's tail" for its extreme risk. It required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core via a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard flathead screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test almost a dozen separate times, often in his trademark bluejeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing it.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU
Hardly anything sounds more nerdy or desperate than doing nerdy stuff in cowboy boots.
his "trademark" blue jeans
yeah he and 6 billion other people GET DUNKED ON
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
On May 21, 1946, physicist Louis Slotin and seven other Los Alamos personnel were in a Los Alamos laboratory conducting an experiment to verify the exact point at which a subcritical mass (core) of fissile material could be made critical by the positioning of neutron reflectors. The test was known as "tickling the dragon's tail" for its extreme risk. It required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core via a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard flathead screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test almost a dozen separate times, often in his trademark bluejeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing it.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU
i talked with some of the old timers who told me that in the old days they just handled the uranium spheres
just, you know, held them in their hands
they were reportedly warm to the touch
isn't uranium not that radioactive? like, unless its going critical of course
i can't remember if its just depleted uranium that isn't.
a cool thing about the above story though is that these flashes of blue light are reported by witnesses of criticality events, but no blue light is created by the reaction. the theory is that high energy gammas are just frying the vitreous liquid inside their eyeballs
aahh
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
On May 21, 1946, physicist Louis Slotin and seven other Los Alamos personnel were in a Los Alamos laboratory conducting an experiment to verify the exact point at which a subcritical mass (core) of fissile material could be made critical by the positioning of neutron reflectors. The test was known as "tickling the dragon's tail" for its extreme risk. It required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core via a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard flathead screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test almost a dozen separate times, often in his trademark bluejeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing it.
DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU
i talked with some of the old timers who told me that in the old days they just handled the uranium spheres
just, you know, held them in their hands
they were reportedly warm to the touch
isn't uranium not that radioactive? like, unless its going critical of course
i can't remember if its just depleted uranium that isn't.
a cool thing about the above story though is that these flashes of blue light are reported by witnesses of criticality events, but no blue light is created by the reaction. the theory is that high energy gammas are just frying the vitreous liquid inside their eyeballs
cherenkov radiation!
particles project a backwards cone of blue light because when they enter the fluid of the eyeball they are going faster than the local speed of light in the liquid medium
so they give off a flash of blue light by way of braking
it's p cool shit
i agree!
well unless you just saw it and have received a death sentence along with your thousand rads
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
so i've had a real rough day. i found out i somehow missed my comp. org midterm, due to a misunderstanding of the LMS (amongst some other dumb school shit).
so i was in this bad mood and i finally told my aunt's best friend (who lives here) that she smells. like, i've ignored it forever and dropped subtle hints and stuff. we kind of touched on it before but i framed it like oh god you need to stop smoking so much, the smell! today tho, she was being rude to me and i'm like jesus christ you fucking homeless person pls.
i felt pretty dreadful about it afterwards (though it is completely true). she is at least presenting the facade now that she took it as constructive criticism and isn't too butthurt. but i think that is probably untrue.
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But what does she convey about, like, anything beyond gyrating on stage
She's devoid of content
takes the opposite tack
going to tear down these false idols
of course
you're a parent
(heh heh heh)
i really honestly don't find her sexy
it's almost certainly because i'm older and kind of settled and the idea of a crazy acting-out teenager elicits a paternal reaction rather than a carnal one
but there it is
I AM CALLING BULLSHIT
Hardly anything sounds more nerdy or desperate than doing nerdy stuff in cowboy boots.
Then you posted about it in chat and she is now putting on a parka just for effect.
i dunno, i don't follow her at all except to say that i find her significantly more attractive than does the avg chatter i guess
i imagine she has ideas and ambitions she tries to push into her goofy persona, however fundamentally artificial and guided it may be
i would be surprised if those ideas or messages were interesting to me, granted
but she is probably not a robot without a soul or w-e
some of us are repugnant looking
I am currently with an awful beard, no way am I camwhoring with it.
I tried to pull my weight and you hated it.
also her stupid tongue thing is like a black hole of sexiness
isn't uranium not that radioactive? like, unless its going critical of course
i can't remember if its just depleted uranium that isn't.
a cool thing about the above story though is that these flashes of blue light are reported by witnesses of criticality events, but no blue light is created by the reaction. the theory is that high energy gammas are just frying the vitreous liquid inside their eyeballs
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
did you see my horrible drunk visage yesterday
see i don't think she's a robot or marketing creation or anything
she's just a kid, probably, with the kinds of stupid ideas that kids think are real real important
only instead of doing embarrassing things within her family or peer group she's doing them with a multimillion dollar budget on the global stage
cherenkov radiation!
particles project a backwards cone of blue light because when they enter the fluid of the eyeball they are going faster than the local speed of light in the liquid medium
so they give off a flash of blue light by way of braking
it's p cool shit
which is great!
but I am a long-ass way from wanting to inflict my grub-like, subterranean form on anyone here
except for chu, I will inflict whatever I want on chu and he will take it
his "trademark" blue jeans
yeah he and 6 billion other people GET DUNKED ON
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
look I am the last guy to shame someone else for not being fucking macklemore
but you didn't even try you just posted a cute (blurry) doge
aahh
i agree!
well unless you just saw it and have received a death sentence along with your thousand rads
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
when i first took off my shirt in puerto rico i looked corpulent and white with regular rolls
like a fkn larva
like someone had flipped over a rock and i was the thing wriggling towards the shade
anyways i got a p decent tan
so now i look more like a wineskin
fresh egg pasta that I dusted out the ol' pasta machine for
melon bear included for scale
i did not, which is pretty unfortunate
I don't see how both of these things can be true at the same time.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
looking live as fuck
jus sayin
@Cinders it was, wasn't it
like an alarmed marsupial
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
so i was in this bad mood and i finally told my aunt's best friend (who lives here) that she smells. like, i've ignored it forever and dropped subtle hints and stuff. we kind of touched on it before but i framed it like oh god you need to stop smoking so much, the smell! today tho, she was being rude to me and i'm like jesus christ you fucking homeless person pls.
i felt pretty dreadful about it afterwards (though it is completely true). she is at least presenting the facade now that she took it as constructive criticism and isn't too butthurt. but i think that is probably untrue.
I CAN'T UNSAY IT
this is me before i dipped out of california
fighting a hangover. after the biggest bloody mary of my life.
I cannot fucking tan, I hate it
like, I am not one of those pale people who instantly sunburn. I can spend long hours in the sun and it's fine.
i just don't change color. ever. if I spend way too much time out, I burn, but my skin never loses that translucent bluish hue
i'm less pretty than all of you
how do you think that makes me feel
this angry motherfucker
counting each of his hairs at the end of the day
okay 1,342 I didn't lose any today
feeling strong, might get on top of my wife tonight
you can rock aviators i hate you
i cannot do it
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here