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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    after all, the shoes come

    prepaired

    /hovers finger over infraction button

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    surrealitycheckGonmunSo It Goes
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »

    what i am getting from this is that someone, somewhere has dragonlance for a favorite book

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    FeralGonmun
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh my god George Zimmerman is reprehensible.


    Who is worse - George Zimmerman at a gun show or the people lavishing attention on George Zimmerman at a gun show?

    probs dis poast

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    So It GoesTavjakobagger
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    friends. i have boneless skinless chicken thighs

    should i bake them

    or just throw them in a pan with a bit of oil and hope for the best.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    japan wrote: »
    MrAnthropy wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Wooot, thanks guys! I am thinking I am going to order boots tonight.

    And mustache wax I guess. I have kind of inadvertently grown some sort of Castro beard and I may as well try to own it.

    No, no, Jake. You are supposed to claim it is a Riker.

    Oh shit I think the beard I have growing in might be a riker

    Congratulations, you have ruined my facial hair

    deal-with-it-riker.jpg

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    FeralGooeysurrealitycheckbloodyroarxxZampanovSo It Goesoverride367
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    rock the riker

    JacobkoshZampanov
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    PLA wrote: »
    Somebody said "figuratively" when they meant literally, and I literally lost my mind for a moment.

    I am going to start doing this, just because it's delicious. LET'S MAKE FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SWITCH PLACES.

    You shut your mouth you wretched slut

    This is quite a reaction :P

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    MrAnthropy wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Wooot, thanks guys! I am thinking I am going to order boots tonight.

    And mustache wax I guess. I have kind of inadvertently grown some sort of Castro beard and I may as well try to own it.

    No, no, Jake. You are supposed to claim it is a Riker.

    Oh shit I think the beard I have growing in might be a riker

    Congratulations, you have ruined my facial hair

    deal-with-it-riker.jpg

    did u see that montage of riker owning chairs

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    FeralJacobkoshoverride367
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    sperry sneakers have a bad habit for me of rubbing my heel bone a little bit too roughly; and their soles are not very flexible, coming apart slightly at the bend after stomping around concrete/asphalt for a while

    I don't know much about sneaks because I walk around mostly in oxfords and boat shoes, but for comfortable walks around parks and such I tend to wear Clarks, because the pair I own has good padding. For 7+ mile long walks you'll definitely want stuff that isn't thin or unarched. http://www.clarksusa.com/eng/product/slone/26033986 isn't particularly stylish but seems pretty functional

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    I mean say what you want about Riker but

    Dude knew how to rock a beard

    Gonmun
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i bought a shoe once

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    i bought a shoe once

    just one

    EddysurrealitycheckJacobkosh
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    i bought a shoe once

    just one

    u only need 1 if u hav a peg leg u racist

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    EddyJacobkosh
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    i bought a shoe once

    just one

    u only need 1 if u hav a peg leg u racist

    hey don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoe

    GooeysurrealitycheckJacobkosh
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    i bought a shoe once

    just one

    wait do you normally use 2?!

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    i bought a shoe once

    just one

    u only need 1 if u hav a peg leg u racist

    hey don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoe

    that way im a mile away and i have ur only shoe

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    HappylilElfJacobkoshZampanovFeral
  • ChanusChanus Just venting, Not seeking solutions. Registered User regular
    charmander/charmeleon/charmillionaire

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Oh my god George Zimmerman is reprehensible.


    Who is worse - George Zimmerman at a gun show or the people lavishing attention on George Zimmerman at a gun show?

    Whoever booked him is the worst. I don't really blame Zimmerman. I mean, dude's gotta eat and his reputation is already shit. I can't imagine many companies are tripping over their dicks to provide him with an income.

    Jacobkosh
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    riker looked better clean-shaven

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    First episode of Cosmos was great.

    Not mincing words which makes me happy.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    James wrote: »
    riker looked better clean-shaven

    heretic

    GooeybloodyroarxxSo It GoesEvil MultifariousJacobkoshHappylilElfwandering
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    James wrote: »
    riker looked better clean-shaven

    deal-with-it-riker.jpg

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »

    The mall and airport sectors must be hurting.

    SELL SELL SELL
    SHITTY PIZZA IS A LEADING INDICATOR

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Eddy wrote: »

    beetlejuice was in 1988 so we know that ghosts existed in 1991

    Gooey on
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    surrealitycheck
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Beard with it

    JacobkoshFeral
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i actually dont remember the last time i saw a sbarro

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    friends. i have boneless skinless chicken thighs

    should i bake them

    or just throw them in a pan with a bit of oil and hope for the best.

    marinade in 1 cup lemon juice, 1/2 cup honey, 1/2 cup olive oil + coriander, cumin, red pepper flakes, paprika, and salt (1/2 tsp to 1 tsp each)

    cook them in the oven in the juice in an oven safe pot or casserole dish

    remove the chicken, and then bring the leftover juices to a boil in a pan then reduce a bit at a simmer + whisk in a bit of flour paste for a really sweet honey-lemon-spice sauce

    consider eating with quinoa and sweet potato

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    riker looked better clean-shaven

    what the fuck is this

    JacobkoshZampanovoverride367So It GoesFeral
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    riker looked better clean-shaven

    heretic

    beard puts his smug through the roof

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »

    I am disappointed that the dissent did not reference Ghostbusters at all.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    friends. i have boneless skinless chicken thighs

    should i bake them

    or just throw them in a pan with a bit of oil and hope for the best.

    marinade in 1 cup lemon juice, 1/2 cup honey, 1/2 cup olive oil + coriander, cumin, red pepper flakes, paprika, and salt (1/2 tsp to 1 tsp each)

    cook them in the oven in the juice in an oven safe pot or casserole dish

    remove the chicken, and then bring the leftover juices to a boil in a pan then reduce a bit at a simmer + whisk in a bit of flour paste for a really sweet honey-lemon-spice sauce

    consider eating with quinoa and sweet potato

    this sounds complicated

    how do you nugget

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »

    I am disappointed that the dissent did not reference Ghostbusters at all.
    “Pity me not but lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold” (William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act I, Scene V [Ghost] ).

    From the perspective of a person in the position of plaintiff herein, a very practical problem arises with respect to the discovery of a paranormal phenomenon: “Who you gonna' call?” as the title song to the movie “Ghostbusters” asks. Applying the strict rule of caveat emptor to a contract involving a house possessed by poltergeists conjures up visions of a psychic or medium routinely accompanying the structural engineer and Terminix man on an inspection of every home subject to a contract of sale. It portends that the prudent attorney will establish an escrow account lest the subject of the transaction come back to haunt him and his client—or pray that his malpractice insurance coverage extends to supernatural disasters. In the interest of avoiding such untenable consequences, the notion that a haunting is a condition which can and should be ascertained upon reasonable inspection of the premises is a hobgoblin which should be exorcised from the body of legal precedent and laid quietly to rest.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    Deebaser
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Facebook thread about the legality of upskirt photos, the OP's grandmother asks "what's up skirt?" and the thread goes completely dead. 100%

    She also signed her name at the end of the post, and I am going to start doing that on my FB comments.

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    ZampanovChanusJacobkoshTavDeebaserjakobaggerFeralYoshisummons
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    friends. i have boneless skinless chicken thighs

    should i bake them

    or just throw them in a pan with a bit of oil and hope for the best.

    marinade in 1 cup lemon juice, 1/2 cup honey, 1/2 cup olive oil + coriander, cumin, red pepper flakes, paprika, and salt (1/2 tsp to 1 tsp each)

    cook them in the oven in the juice in an oven safe pot or casserole dish

    remove the chicken, and then bring the leftover juices to a boil in a pan then reduce a bit at a simmer + whisk in a bit of flour paste for a really sweet honey-lemon-spice sauce

    consider eating with quinoa and sweet potato

    this sounds complicated

    how do you nugget

    breaded chicken is a coward's poultry

    Irond Will
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Sbarro always made me feel sick to my stomach.


    ... I wonder if the one in the local mall survived.

    He/Him
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I am having a sudden traumatic flashback to that episode that features Riker trying to play the trombone alluringly

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    James wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    riker looked better clean-shaven

    heretic

    beard puts his smug through the roof

    you'd be smug too if you were a fit 6'3" with a lantern jaw and all your hair

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    Evil MultifariousFeral
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    http://www.salon.com/2014/03/10/alex_trebeks_jeopardy_gender_obsession/
    In Trebek’s universe, when a woman wins, a battle of the sexes begins, whereas when a man wins, the universe is in accord. He’s been making remarks similar to his recent one that women “wager [less] because they figure, ‘Oh, this is the household money, this is the grocery money, the rent money.’” In 2010, Trebek told the same thing to the audience during a break in taping — that women are too focused on the family pocketbook to play the game the way it’s meant to be played

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