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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I was watching a titanfall stream earlier

    But I dont think I watched enough because it was like COD with occasional robots

    no that is exactly what it is, its not some magical new thing its just what was good with some new gimmicks but its just really dialed in.

    Ah ok

    I could definitely see the appeal, don't get me wrong

    Just not my thing at all, personally

    i mean, that's what i said

    and then my friend showed me that you can punch a robot's face off and rip out the guy inside and crush him in your metal hands

    so i was conflicted

    One time some other robot dude was charging at me. So I did like a strafe move behind a building, set my robot to autopilot guardian mode so it would still attack him when he came around the corner and ejected into the building. He's fighting my robot but i'm in my stealth suit outside CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF HIS ROBOT.

    I pop the hatch on top of his robot and before he knows it deal massive damage to the core. His ejector seat rockets out and i'm still latched on so I make the dive in mid-air and land on top of my robot and hop back in

    then my internet connection disconnected because for some reason I had terrible connection problems.

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    jakobagger
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i just

    i just cant

    poo
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    I'm all about girls who look like cartoons

    Usually because it means they have massive eyes

    FeralElldren
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    and wot's this all about Ludious, you have a waifu

    silky johnson would never have a waifu

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I was watching a titanfall stream earlier

    But I dont think I watched enough because it was like COD with occasional robots

    no that is exactly what it is, its not some magical new thing its just what was good with some new gimmicks but its just really dialed in.

    Ah ok

    I could definitely see the appeal, don't get me wrong

    Just not my thing at all, personally

    i mean, that's what i said

    and then my friend showed me that you can punch a robot's face off and rip out the guy inside and crush him in your metal hands

    so i was conflicted

    One time some other robot dude was charging at me. So I did like a strafe move behind a building, set my robot to autopilot guardian mode so it would still attack him when he came around the corner and ejected into the building. He's fighting my robot but i'm in my stealth suit outside CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF HIS ROBOT.

    I pop the hatch on top of his robot and before he knows it deal massive damage to the core. His ejector seat rockets out and i'm still latched on so I make the dive in mid-air and land on top of my robot and hop back in

    then my internet connection disconnected because for some reason I had terrible connection problems.

    fuck morals and ethics EA take my money

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i just ate four filet mignons pan-seared in butter, half a tub of spinach drenched in garlic-heavy caesar dressing, and killed half a bottle of red wine

    ADULT

    MONDAY

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.

    chappelle-sama...

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    surrealitycheck
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i just ate four filet mignons pan-seared in butter, half a tub of spinach drenched in garlic-heavy caesar dressing, and killed half a bottle of red wine

    ADULT

    MONDAY

    spinach wtf

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I was watching a titanfall stream earlier

    But I dont think I watched enough because it was like COD with occasional robots

    no that is exactly what it is, its not some magical new thing its just what was good with some new gimmicks but its just really dialed in.

    Ah ok

    I could definitely see the appeal, don't get me wrong

    Just not my thing at all, personally

    i mean, that's what i said

    and then my friend showed me that you can punch a robot's face off and rip out the guy inside and crush him in your metal hands

    so i was conflicted

    One time some other robot dude was charging at me. So I did like a strafe move behind a building, set my robot to autopilot guardian mode so it would still attack him when he came around the corner and ejected into the building. He's fighting my robot but i'm in my stealth suit outside CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF HIS ROBOT.

    I pop the hatch on top of his robot and before he knows it deal massive damage to the core. His ejector seat rockets out and i'm still latched on so I make the dive in mid-air and land on top of my robot and hop back in

    then my internet connection disconnected because what I did was literally too cool for the internet to handle.

    ftfy

    jakobaggerDasUberEdwardHappylilElfshryke
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Scored some really nice White while I was in town, think I'm gonna cook some of those delicious buds up tonight.

    Tea, that is. White tea.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    i don't know if you've noticed my thing about jawlines but that probably wouldn't bother me

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    Eddy
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    @y2jake215 had a chance to look at the mix, yet?

    I've poked around a bit and

    well

    I'm pretty proud of not having thrown my controller out the window so far

    @";"TL DR"‌
    i am baffled at how to go about this

    though on the bright side i figured out the reason my echo fades all sounded like shite

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @TL DR

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    if u dont find deformity increases alt-pensi factor then u must not know about the secondary fire on yo dik

    obF2Wuw.png
    FeralWinky
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    if u dont find deformity increases alt-pensi factor then u must not know about the secondary fire on yo dik

    as an apple user, i never use secondary fire because i don't have a right mouse button

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    surrealitycheck
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    * not actually an apple user

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I now own a bunch of tops. :D

    Number of long jeans found. 0

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    wut?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    * not actually an apple user

    they have right mouse buttons now

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    hm the teambuilder in lol is p good

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    * not actually an apple user

    they have right mouse buttons now

    um apples don thave mice tho they can have worms

    obF2Wuw.png
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Ginormous eyes are never a downside.

    Bigger eyes always more attractive.

    I would totally do a chick whose face was just two giant eyes.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    wut?

    Q5jw7hj.gif

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    wut?

    Q5jw7hj.gif

    wut?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    one of the people i work with looks basically identical to the girl in Paper

    it's really weird because she's not a cartoon

    her jaw must be massive

    she's very attractive and quiet and sits very close to me and it

    hinders

    my productivity

    I would find that weird jutting jawline and those creepy ginormous eyes to be distracting

    wut?

    Q5jw7hj.gif

    wut?

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152039288424930

    y2jake215 on
    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    wut?

    wut wut?

    human faces aren't shaped like that

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    our very attractive programmer is leaving

    i hope an equally attractive programmer takes his place

    *bats eyelashes*

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    wut?

    wut wut?

    human faces aren't shaped like that

    no

    but I don't know what "that" is

    and googling "paper" is sublimely unhelpful

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    @TL DR - a clarification. When the Federal Reserve creates cash, it does so by buying assets. It is true that these assets are frequently bank deposits, i.e., debt. However, this doesn't have to be the case. It can be gold, or foreign currency, or real estate, or shares in companies.

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    Elldren
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    wut?

    wut wut?

    human faces aren't shaped like that

    no

    but I don't know what "that" is

    and googling "paper" is sublimely unhelpful

    he posted the screenshot twice



    heres the whole thing

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    since i'm like 700 calories under where i aim to be for the day, my sister had me try a little bit of the cake for her baby shower. dis bish puerto rican as fukk. it was a tres leche cake.

    shit was tasty! super moist and lighter than most cake. my sister warned me the texture might be an acquired thing but i liked it right off.

    still 500-some calories under and under 30 carbs for the day

    surrealitycheck
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    since i'm like 700 calories under where i aim to be for the day, my sister had me try a little bit of the cake for her baby shower. dis bish puerto rican as fukk. it was a tres leche cake.

    shit was tasty! super moist and lighter than most cake. my sister warned me the texture might be an acquired thing but i liked it right off.

    still 500-some calories under and under 30 carbs for the day

    it is always a good idea to budget some dessert or treats once in a while or else it is impossible to stick to these plans

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    since i'm like 700 calories under where i aim to be for the day, my sister had me try a little bit of the cake for her baby shower. dis bish puerto rican as fukk. it was a tres leche cake.

    shit was tasty! super moist and lighter than most cake. my sister warned me the texture might be an acquired thing but i liked it right off.

    still 500-some calories under and under 30 carbs for the day

    Tres leche is also Mexican mate.

    Shit is all over the Hispanic parts of Denver.

    Also usually has fruit on it.

    So good.

    Super addictive.

    03x29di.png
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    since i'm like 700 calories under where i aim to be for the day, my sister had me try a little bit of the cake for her baby shower. dis bish puerto rican as fukk. it was a tres leche cake.

    shit was tasty! super moist and lighter than most cake. my sister warned me the texture might be an acquired thing but i liked it right off.

    still 500-some calories under and under 30 carbs for the day

    Tres leche is also Mexican mate.

    Shit is all over the Hispanic parts of Denver.

    Also usually has fruit on it.

    So good.

    Super addictive.

    i wasn't saying the cake is puerto rican; i was saying my sister is

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    since i'm like 700 calories under where i aim to be for the day, my sister had me try a little bit of the cake for her baby shower. dis bish puerto rican as fukk. it was a tres leche cake.

    shit was tasty! super moist and lighter than most cake. my sister warned me the texture might be an acquired thing but i liked it right off.

    still 500-some calories under and under 30 carbs for the day

    Tres leche is also Mexican mate.

    Shit is all over the Hispanic parts of Denver.

    Also usually has fruit on it.

    So good.

    Super addictive.

    i wasn't saying the cake is puerto rican; i was saying my sister is

    'cism

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    puerto rican is a state of mind

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    surrealitycheck
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am not even sure how to respond to that.

    03x29di.png
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    wut?

    wut wut?

    human faces aren't shaped like that

    no

    but I don't know what "that" is

    and googling "paper" is sublimely unhelpful

    Why didn't you just ask "What is Paper?"

    The actual name of the short is Paperman, it was the Disney short before Wreck-It-Ralph in the theater.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Chu sent me a vaguely weird message this morning and hasn't replied to my replies.

    Did i disappoint you, @Organichu‌?

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