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You have been granted three [Wishes!]

EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes UpRegistered User regular
You want this thread to appear? Okay, that's a wish.

You want a minimalist OP? Sure! Boom, wish.

What's your last wish, my fellow dudes/ladies? If you could do anything you wanted, what would it be? It can be outlandish, mundane, a curious mix of the two, whatever!

My wish, for example, would be to move to Hong Kong. I've always found that part of the world super fascinating, and it would be an awesome experience.

I would also want to be a superheroic vigilante.

How about you guys?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    a working female reproductive system

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    A can of Jalapeno Pringles.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Working kidneys.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    infinite persona games

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Superman's powers.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    To be a little bit taller.

    Also to be a baller.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    The ability to speak and read Portuguese, Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, Thai, and Spanish.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    A point to my life

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    To be a little bit taller.

    Also to be a baller.
    In this world, if you had a girl, and she looked good, would you call her?

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    A hyperbolic time chamber.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    To be a little bit taller.

    Also to be a baller.
    In this world, if you had a girl, and she looked good, would you call her?

    On the condition that I also had access to a well-dressed bat-wielding rabbit and a '64 Impala.

    Veldrin on
  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Actually I might want Cannonball's powers.

    Superman would be too overwhelming and the things I really want out of the deal is the invulnerability and the flight.

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  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    A hyperbolic time chamber.

    A time chamber that exaggerates to make a point?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    A hyperbolic time chamber.

    A time chamber that exaggerates to make a point?

    That sounds literally the most useful.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    A can of Jalapeno Pringles.

    I should probably stipulate that I would like the can to be full of Pringles.

    Not just an empty can.

    I know how tricky you Djinns are.


    And when I say that I want it full of Pringles, I mean that I want the Pringles to be all stacked neatly, not all crushed up and full to the brim or anything like that.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    robot body, curves, world peace

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    To not be anxious and apathetic and angry and to be able to actually do things instead of just sort existing like a lump

    Also to fly

    Speed Racer on
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I want to know what love is.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    A can of Jalapeno Pringles.

    I should probably stipulate that I would like the can to be full of Pringles.

    Not just an empty can.

    I know how tricky you Djinns are.


    And when I say that I want it full of Pringles, I mean that I want the Pringles to be all stacked neatly, not all crushed up and full to the brim or anything like that.

    Okay, but it's one of those itty bitty cans they sell right next to the cash registers.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    A can of Jalapeno Pringles.

    I should probably stipulate that I would like the can to be full of Pringles.

    Not just an empty can.

    I know how tricky you Djinns are.


    And when I say that I want it full of Pringles, I mean that I want the Pringles to be all stacked neatly, not all crushed up and full to the brim or anything like that.

    Okay, but it's one of those itty bitty cans they sell right next to the cash registers.

    GODDAMNIT

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    also instead of potatoes the pringles are made out of jalepenos

    ...

    that sounds delicious

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Actually I might want Cannonball's powers.

    Superman would be too overwhelming and the things I really want out of the deal is the invulnerability and the flight.

    Yeah, as far as superpowers go, I think while Superman's the most useful, the most fun would probably be Spider-Man.

    Though I think I'd want the organic webbing from the Sam Raimi films, for convenience's sake.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    A can of Jalapeno Pringles.

    I should probably stipulate that I would like the can to be full of Pringles.

    Not just an empty can.

    I know how tricky you Djinns are.


    And when I say that I want it full of Pringles, I mean that I want the Pringles to be all stacked neatly, not all crushed up and full to the brim or anything like that.

    Okay, but it's one of those itty bitty cans they sell right next to the cash registers.

    GODDAMNIT
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  • But you can call meBut you can call me Grand Divina Angela Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    I want to redo my teenage years so I can waste them drinking and doing drugs and having casual sex instead of wasting them the way that I did instead of that.

    And maybe go to that alternative art school I had a chance to go to instead of dropping out.

    edit: instead instead instead I am tired

    But you can call me on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Thirty million dollars

    Then I can spend it all and feel like I accomplished something

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    an anime thread

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I wish for this wish to not come true.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    can we wish for more wishes

    i think that if i were a genie i would just have a blanket No Bullshit Wishes policy

  • TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    To have a fully self sustainable Medieval town complete with Castle and Sorcerer's Tower.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    "I wish that the force granting me these wishes is a benevolent force that will grant the wish in the way I mean for it to be."

    "I wish for as many wishes as I want."

    etc.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I wish for:

    1.) Access to a secret, personal bank account containing 500 billion US Dollars.
    2.) Excellent physical health with minimal upkeep.
    3.) Shape-shifting powers.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Can I be the genie that twists the intention of wishes based on exact words? Because if so
    can we wish for more wishes

    i think that if i were a genie i would just have a blanket No Bullshit Wishes policy

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_WISH

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Can I be the genie that twists the intention of wishes based on exact words? Because if so
    can we wish for more wishes

    i think that if i were a genie i would just have a blanket No Bullshit Wishes policy

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_WISH

    So your wish is to become a genie?

    I mean, it's a rough gig. On the one hand, you have phenomenal cosmic power.

    On the other hand, there's an itty bitty living space.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    On the other hand, there's an itty bitty living space.

    The documentary I Dream of Jeannie begs to differ, it looks pretty comfy.

    PaperLuigi44 on
  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Pfffffttttt

    There was something fishy going on there. I suspect nepotism.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    What's important is that twisting the intention of wishes is a fun creative thinking experiment.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    You know what an awesome job would be?

    Wish lawyer.

    You help people draft up wishes worded carefully so that they can't be twisted into stuff that's actually bad.

    As payment, you get them to wish for stuff for you as well.

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Actually I might want Cannonball's powers.

    Superman would be too overwhelming and the things I really want out of the deal is the invulnerability and the flight.

    Personally, I think Cypher's powers would be very useful for me.
    Cypher is a mutant who possesses a superhuman intuitive facility for translating languages, spoken or written, human or alien in origin. His superhuman skill is extended to his great facility in deciphering codes and computer languages, and he is also able to read inflection and body language which allows him to understand the vast subtext of a conversation. Rather than working the problem out step by step in his conscious mind, he instead subconsciously solves the problem. Hence, he can reach the correct solution by means that appear to be leaps of logic, and he himself may not be consciously aware of the entire process by which he reaches the right answer.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    You know what an awesome job would be?

    Wish lawyer.

    You help people draft up wishes worded carefully so that they can't be twisted into stuff that's actually bad.

    As payment, you get them to wish for stuff for you as well.

    That's actually pretty clever.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Sounds like a concept in a Dr. Strange comic or something. I like it!

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