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You have been granted three [Wishes!]
You want this thread to appear? Okay, that's a wish.
You want a minimalist OP? Sure! Boom, wish.
What's your last wish, my fellow dudes/ladies? If you could do anything you wanted, what would it be? It can be outlandish, mundane, a curious mix of the two, whatever!
My wish, for example, would be to move to Hong Kong. I've always found that part of the world super fascinating, and it would be an awesome experience.
I would also want to be a superheroic vigilante.
How about you guys?
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Also to be a baller.
Steam ID - VeldrinD
On the condition that I also had access to a well-dressed bat-wielding rabbit and a '64 Impala.
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Superman would be too overwhelming and the things I really want out of the deal is the invulnerability and the flight.
A time chamber that exaggerates to make a point?
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
That sounds literally the most useful.
I should probably stipulate that I would like the can to be full of Pringles.
Not just an empty can.
I know how tricky you Djinns are.
And when I say that I want it full of Pringles, I mean that I want the Pringles to be all stacked neatly, not all crushed up and full to the brim or anything like that.
Also to fly
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Okay, but it's one of those itty bitty cans they sell right next to the cash registers.
GODDAMNIT
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that sounds delicious
Yeah, as far as superpowers go, I think while Superman's the most useful, the most fun would probably be Spider-Man.
Though I think I'd want the organic webbing from the Sam Raimi films, for convenience's sake.
And maybe go to that alternative art school I had a chance to go to instead of dropping out.
edit: instead instead instead I am tired
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Then I can spend it all and feel like I accomplished something
i think that if i were a genie i would just have a blanket No Bullshit Wishes policy
"I wish for as many wishes as I want."
etc.
1.) Access to a secret, personal bank account containing 500 billion US Dollars.
2.) Excellent physical health with minimal upkeep.
3.) Shape-shifting powers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_WISH
So your wish is to become a genie?
I mean, it's a rough gig. On the one hand, you have phenomenal cosmic power.
On the other hand, there's an itty bitty living space.
The documentary I Dream of Jeannie begs to differ, it looks pretty comfy.
There was something fishy going on there. I suspect nepotism.
Wish lawyer.
You help people draft up wishes worded carefully so that they can't be twisted into stuff that's actually bad.
As payment, you get them to wish for stuff for you as well.
Personally, I think Cypher's powers would be very useful for me.
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That's actually pretty clever.