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From [Ukraine] with Love 2: The Crimea is not Enough!

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Priest wrote: »
    Sure, we weren't looking to annex them, but that's a strawman distinction. We (the USA) certainly weren't doing these things for charitable or heroic goals.

    I disagree.

    US actions were shitty, even monstrous. There's a difference between propping up friendly regimes and wars of territorial expansion

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    Knuckle DraggerKnuckle Dragger Explosive Ovine Disposal Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Crimea isn't a win at all, its a money sink that relies on Ukraine's infrastructure to keep functioning (I believe since Russia has had they've had a few brown outs), its only a win in the deluded mind of Putin.

    There were widespread brownouts after one of the power lines running through the isthmus was mysteriously damaged. Russia moved in a massive number of diesel and gas generators to bridge the gap. Also, the Crimea is operating on approximately 45% of its normal water supply after Ukraine cut two-thirds of the inflow into the North Crimean Canal.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    RT reports that Putin called Obama today and asked him to use his influence to curb bloodshed in Ukraine.

    "Is there anything you can do to help end the bloodshed in Ukraine, President Obama?"
    "I'll be happy to help President Putin. Let me make a phone call."

    ring ring

    "Hello, President Putin? Please stop the bloodshed in Ukraine."

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I can only imagine what Obama told Putin, I'm guessing it was laughter and then "Wait are you serious? Get the fuck out of here." and then he hung up.

    And oh shit the US sent someone from the cia to the Ukraine, Russia will totally use this to blame us for THEIR INVASION OF THE UKRAINE THAT THEY WERE ALREADY DOING!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    RT's gonna RT. Before this whole thing I had pegged them as biased in matters of Russian Interest. Now I've downgraded them to propaganda.

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    SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Russia trolls the US, and it's a day that ends in Y.
    WASHINGTON (AP) -- A Russian fighter jet made multiple, close-range passes near an American warship in the Black Sea for more than 90 minutes Saturday amid escalating tensions in the region, U.S. military officials said Monday.

    In the first public account of the incident, the officials said the Russian Fencer made 12 passes, and flew within 1,000 yards of the USS Donald Cook, a Navy destroyer, at about 500 feet above sea level.

    The U.S. warship issued several radio queries and warnings using international emergency circuits, but the Russian aircraft did not respond.

    "This provocative and unprofessional Russian action is inconsistent with international protocols and previous agreements on the professional interaction between our militaries," said Army Col. Steve Warren, a Pentagon spokesman.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Okay so this is an easy read. Russia is trying to demonstrate weakness of the United States (among trying to do so with NATO and the UN).

    The question is, how does the US respond? I don't like that shit.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Eh the Russians used to ram our ships in the med and Black Sea just to fuck with us.

    Rus gonna Rus

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    This reminds me of a quote.
    Admiral Josh Painter: This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

    Although if the soviets used to ram our ships without us responding I'm probably overreacting.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    In terms of rhetoric, given how most of the world outside Russia is reacting, I think the best tack for the US to take is for Biden to break out his "Get a load of this guy" cam.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    It is, however, yet another worrying indicator that we're rapidly approaching a state of same old, same old which most people thought, and probably would still rather like to think, that mankind left by the wayside just before the last turn of the millennium.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Suriko wrote: »
    KetBra wrote: »
    So any bets on how much more of Ukraine Russia wants?

    East of the Dniepir river, and the South along the route through Odessa to Moldova. A clear and easily defended boundary, landlocks Ukraine, gives complete access to their gas resources, energy and gas lines to Crimea, and gives a route for invasion/pressure of Tranistria.

    There's a big difference between Crimea (heavily Russian-speaking population, historically Russian, politically divided from the rest of Ukraine) and the shores of Ukraine proper (mostly Ukrainian speaking, hasn't been part of Russia for the last century, does not like Russia one bit, zero chance of fabricating a real claim to the region).

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    SurikoSuriko AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Suriko wrote: »
    KetBra wrote: »
    So any bets on how much more of Ukraine Russia wants?

    East of the Dniepir river, and the South along the route through Odessa to Moldova. A clear and easily defended boundary, landlocks Ukraine, gives complete access to their gas resources, energy and gas lines to Crimea, and gives a route for invasion/pressure of Tranistria.

    There's a big difference between Crimea (heavily Russian-speaking population, historically Russian, politically divided from the rest of Ukraine) and the shores of Ukraine proper (mostly Ukrainian speaking, hasn't been part of Russia for the last century, does not like Russia one bit, zero chance of fabricating a real claim to the region).

    I don't disagree. Off the top of my head, there's only one region that has a thin majority of Russian speakers in the East and South. And that's beside the fact that being Russian speaking doesn't directly correlate to being pro-Russian annexation or for Ukrainian federalisation.

    The question was what Russia (or more realistically, Putin) wants, not what Ukraine wants, nor what Russia will necessary get.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Maybe listen to these on mute. Sailors and language and such:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4jQhnXrWbg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SME4w037FgA

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    My boss told me another story about how, when we did mid air refueling the Russians would try to fly up real close because they couldn't quite figure it out. One time one of his pilots had to maneuver around a Russian plan that was keeping station between the tanker and the plane. When the American plane pulled along side, the Russian pilot flicked him the bird and then zoomed off to Rooskieland.

    Russia gonna Russia.

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    YogoYogo Registered User regular
    Maybe listen to these on mute. Sailors and language and such:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4jQhnXrWbg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SME4w037FgA

    This reminds me of my childhood in the kindergarten where we used to drive around in so-called Moon-carts (peddle-powered metal cages). The only reason we drove into each other was because we were assholes and wanted to ruin the day for the other guy.

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    am0nam0n Registered User regular
    Maybe listen to these on mute. Sailors and language and such:

    Shoulda turned our ship into them, capsized them. Then I'd LOL.

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    caligynefobcaligynefob DKRegistered User regular
    Russian jets harassing US ships.. Isn't that the equivalent of playing with matches standing in a pool of gasoline? I really hope that the EU ramps up the sanctions to stage 3 and leaves Putin trying to defend why his country is falling even more apart.

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    DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    RT reports that Putin called Obama today and asked him to use his influence to curb bloodshed in Ukraine.

    "Is there anything you can do to help end the bloodshed in Ukraine, President Obama?"
    "I'll be happy to help President Putin. Let me make a phone call: Ring ring! Hello, President Putin? Please stop the bloodshed in Ukraine."

    Fixed for maximum trollage.

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Eh the Russians used to ram our ships in the med and Black Sea just to fuck with us.

    Rus gonna Rus

    Eh, that stuff went both ways during the Cold War. I recall reading a story in 'Blind Man's Bluff' about one of our subs doing a hit and run in Soviet territorial waters among other rammings. Not to mention things like running aircraft at Soviet air defense zones and turning away at the last minute - standard fucking with each other stuff.

    And remember - we actively and regularly invaded Soviet airspace with U2 and SR71 recon aircraft. Unauthorized invasion of another country's airspace is an act of war.
    Russian jets harassing US ships.. Isn't that the equivalent of playing with matches standing in a pool of gasoline? I really hope that the EU ramps up the sanctions to stage 3 and leaves Putin trying to defend why his country is falling even more apart.

    That's just standard dick-waving. Nobody is going to start a shooting war over that.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    NPR just reported that the Ukrane started moving troops in to start taking back the gov. buildings from the militias, but they ran into unarmed people in their path outside the cities. Can anyone else confirm? NPR's been reporting from inside the area about how many people are saying this isn't Russia's doing, but reflects their will.. but I get this feeling that they aren't seeing the whole picture with their embedded reporter. I just can't tell, and it was a really quick update before they went to a pledge drive.

    Edit: NPR just had a piece on how dependent Russia is on Ukranian military manufacturing, even if they don't admit that the Ukraine contributed a ton to the Soviet military/industrial complex. Similarly, Russia is the largest buyer of Ukraine's military industry. They were talking about things going back to like 1994. It was pretty fascinating, and pretty well highlighted how hard it is going to be to untangle these two countries, if ever.

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    GaryOGaryO Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Eh the Russians used to ram our ships in the med and Black Sea just to fuck with us.

    Rus gonna Rus

    Eh, that stuff went both ways during the Cold War. I recall reading a story in 'Blind Man's Bluff' about one of our subs doing a hit and run in Soviet territorial waters among other rammings. Not to mention things like running aircraft at Soviet air defense zones and turning away at the last minute - standard fucking with each other stuff.

    And remember - we actively and regularly invaded Soviet airspace with U2 and SR71 recon aircraft. Unauthorized invasion of another country's airspace is an act of war.
    Russian jets harassing US ships.. Isn't that the equivalent of playing with matches standing in a pool of gasoline? I really hope that the EU ramps up the sanctions to stage 3 and leaves Putin trying to defend why his country is falling even more apart.

    That's just standard dick-waving. Nobody is going to start a shooting war over that.

    Russia also still semi-regularly sends bombers into the North Sea right up to the UK's airspace. Testing reaction times and dick waving.
    Seems Russia is a fan of that thing kids do where they wave a hand right in front of your face while saying 'not touching you, you can't get mad'. Only they do it with weapons.

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    GaryO wrote: »
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Eh the Russians used to ram our ships in the med and Black Sea just to fuck with us.

    Rus gonna Rus

    Eh, that stuff went both ways during the Cold War. I recall reading a story in 'Blind Man's Bluff' about one of our subs doing a hit and run in Soviet territorial waters among other rammings. Not to mention things like running aircraft at Soviet air defense zones and turning away at the last minute - standard fucking with each other stuff.

    And remember - we actively and regularly invaded Soviet airspace with U2 and SR71 recon aircraft. Unauthorized invasion of another country's airspace is an act of war.
    Russian jets harassing US ships.. Isn't that the equivalent of playing with matches standing in a pool of gasoline? I really hope that the EU ramps up the sanctions to stage 3 and leaves Putin trying to defend why his country is falling even more apart.

    That's just standard dick-waving. Nobody is going to start a shooting war over that.

    Russia also still semi-regularly sends bombers into the North Sea right up to the UK's airspace. Testing reaction times and dick waving.
    Seems Russia is a fan of that thing kids do where they wave a hand right in front of your face while saying 'not touching you, you can't get mad'. Only they do it with weapons.

    And we do 'exercises' with bombers and air patrols in the Bering and Baltic Seas, as well as the Sea of Japan.

    That's not even counting the regular RC-135 / EP3 flights along the edges of Russian (and Chinese) territory.

    Just because the Cold War ended doesn't mean those games stopped.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    NPR just reported that the Ukrane started moving troops in to start taking back the gov. buildings from the militias, but they ran into unarmed people in their path outside the cities. Can anyone else confirm? NPR's been reporting from inside the area about how many people are saying this isn't Russia's doing, but reflects their will.. but I get this feeling that they aren't seeing the whole picture with their embedded reporter. I just can't tell, and it was a really quick update before they went to a pledge drive.

    Edit: NPR just had a piece on how dependent Russia is on Ukranian military manufacturing, even if they don't admit that the Ukraine contributed a ton to the Soviet military/industrial complex. Similarly, Russia is the largest buyer of Ukraine's military industry. They were talking about things going back to like 1994. It was pretty fascinating, and pretty well highlighted how hard it is going to be to untangle these two countries, if ever.

    I also saw this on RT and the Beeber.

    Something tells me that this crackdown can't be too bad if unarmed people can stop a tank, eh?

    Sometimes Russian propaganda works against itself.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular

    Oh god, I accidentally read some of the comments.

    The UN finds claims of persecution of ethnic Russians to basically be bullshit.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/15/us-ukraine-crisis-un-idUSBREA3E0EQ20140415
    ...

    "Although there were some attacks against the ethnic Russian community, these were neither systematic nor widespread," said the report, which follows two visits to the country last month by Assistant Secretary-General for Human Rights Ivan Simonovic.

    "Photographs of the Maidan protests, greatly exaggerated stories of harassment of ethnic Russians by Ukrainian nationalist extremists, and misinformed reports of them coming armed to persecute ethnic Russians in Crimea, were systematically used to create a climate of fear and insecurity that reflected on support to integration of Crimea into the Russian Federation."

    ...
    Thanks Russia for the totally independent Russian media whipping them into a state of fear and anger.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    It's nice to have an international organisation call bullshit on this. I doubt it will have much direct impact on Russian intentions.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Russian jets harassing US ships.. Isn't that the equivalent of playing with matches standing in a pool of gasoline?

    Not really, there's a reason countries operate with strict rules of engagement even in war time, and most of the time it's pretty clear what rules another unit is operating under and what you can safely do to fuck with them. And Russia historically just loves to fuck with people.

    For example, in Vietnam, certain air missions would only be allowed to attack if fired on first. So smartass enemy pilots who recognized such a mission would fly in close and flick them off, or people on the ground would moon them, and all the pilot could do was zip around and try to act threatening and hope somebody would get twitchy and shoot first (which they wouldn't do as long as the US plane outmatched them), which is just about the closest you can get to mooning them back without causing the most embarrassing military plane crash ever.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Putin is demanding international condemnation of the Ukrainian government's actions in eastern Ukraine. I am pretty sure that sending police to stop an armed rebellion isn't something most countries want to condemn.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah I'm really confused as to what the international community would respond.

    "How dare you put down an insurrection sparked by your neighbor to take over more of your own country, that the citizens of your country are protesting you for not doing."

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    Putin seems to be equating what the current government is doing to what the previous government did.

    Ergo, Putin doesn't think anyone in the world will note the difference between an unarmed protest of government corruption that turned into a revolution and an armed insurrection financed by a foreign power.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Because Putin's propaganda is the first revolution was sponsored by the corrupt western powers. I think Putin is getting high on his own supply.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    But Putin had no problem with the previous government escalating the violence after the amnesty bill failed. It isn't even consistent assuming both actions are the same.

    The Kramatorsk airport has been recaptured and the "anti-terror operation" in Donetsk under way.

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    zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    There's no way to revoke Russia's status as a permanent member of the UN Security Council, is there?

    Maybe something like the shenanigans that were pulled to take away the Republic of China's seat and give it to the People's Republic?

    Sorry Russia, the USSR was a permanent member so there are only four of us in the club now. Piss off.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    zagdrob wrote: »
    There's no way to revoke Russia's status as a permanent member of the UN Security Council, is there?

    Maybe something like the shenanigans that were pulled to take away the Republic of China's seat and give it to the People's Republic?

    Sorry Russia, the USSR was a permanent member so there are only four of us in the club now. Piss off.

    Two methods:

    1) Make all of Russia's nuclear weapons turn into faerie dust.

    or

    2) Decide that the UN isn't even going to pretend to be effective.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Well past a certain point if major players like the US and Russia stop giving the UN any kind of authority it is completely ineffective. We weakened the body with our dumb fuck Iraq adventure, Russia will do the same thing if they continue on their path with Ukraine and nothing happens.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Does causing Russia's economy to completely shit the bed count as something happening to them?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Does causing Russia's economy to completely shit the bed count as something happening to them?

    No because obama didn't take his shirt off and hump a cat.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Does causing Russia's economy to completely shit the bed count as something happening to them?

    IMO, the question should be:

    Did said actions against Russia cause them to back down (this looks like a no)
    and
    Can further action be taken if Russia moves into East Ukraine (so far this looks like a no as well)

    Yes we hurt Russia, but not to the extent that we were able to stop their actions in Ukraine nor prevent further escalation (imo)

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Does causing Russia's economy to completely shit the bed count as something happening to them?

    IMO, the question should be:

    Did said actions against Russia cause them to back down (this looks like a no)
    and
    Can further action be taken if Russia moves into East Ukraine (so far this looks like a no as well)

    Yes we hurt Russia, but not to the extent that we were able to stop their actions in Ukraine nor prevent further escalation (imo)

    If Russia can convince its population that they are on a war footing, shared deprivation can actually strengthen the government in the short term.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Eh the Russians used to ram our ships in the med and Black Sea just to fuck with us.

    Rus gonna Rus

    Eh, that stuff went both ways during the Cold War. I recall reading a story in 'Blind Man's Bluff' about one of our subs doing a hit and run in Soviet territorial waters among other rammings. Not to mention things like running aircraft at Soviet air defense zones and turning away at the last minute - standard fucking with each other stuff.

    And remember - we actively and regularly invaded Soviet airspace with U2 and SR71 recon aircraft. Unauthorized invasion of another country's airspace is an act of war.
    Russian jets harassing US ships.. Isn't that the equivalent of playing with matches standing in a pool of gasoline? I really hope that the EU ramps up the sanctions to stage 3 and leaves Putin trying to defend why his country is falling even more apart.

    That's just standard dick-waving. Nobody is going to start a shooting war over that.

    The ramming of NATO ships by Warsaw Pact ships tended to be limited to interference with freedom of navigation missions. The Soviets and by extension the Warsaw Pact members claimed they controlled navigation within the 12 mile limit. The US rejected this and sent ships in to make their point. The above video is actually from the same mission where the Yorktown and Caron were just off the Crimean Peninsula.

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