today at work, a man plonked down a nearly empty half-gallon of one of our cheapest vodkas and tried to return it because it made him and his girlfriend sick
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heh, in the end, basically all but 1 of my arms manufacturing corporation names for my Gunrunners game are mythological in origin.
today at work, a man plonked a nearly empty half-gallon of one of our cheapest vodkas and tried to return it because it made him and his girlfriend sick
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sexual pie, tense company and shepherd's cigarettes
the smoke in the worn kitchen becomes thicker and the old shepherd keeps rolling them, standing in the doorway, handing them out, the muck of the moors still on his boots
four of us sit smoking, not looking at each other, with great intensity, hard set jaws
the girl's started intentionally losing wet bits of pie so that they slide down her blouse
we keep smoking the shepherd's cigarettes in tense silence
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that's for dessert
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
In other news it is skirt wearing weather and I can feel myself becoming a happier man.
but i dont want to walk 3 blocks to best buy to spend too much money so i gotta order online and wait like a day or two
firstworldprobs
sexual pie, tense company and shepherd's cigarettes
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
could not think at all at work and feel gross
i will post some pix hmm
this is like what you'd bring to an intervention
after everyone reads their handwritten letters, its time for cake
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the smoke in the worn kitchen becomes thicker and the old shepherd keeps rolling them, standing in the doorway, handing them out, the muck of the moors still on his boots
four of us sit smoking, not looking at each other, with great intensity, hard set jaws
the girl's started intentionally losing wet bits of pie so that they slide down her blouse
we keep smoking the shepherd's cigarettes in tense silence
Spiced Pigeon sounds interesting
I wonder if it's like quail
what's the deal with that
I feel myself a man becoming increasingly annoyed with how much he cares what those around him feel about his dress.
Maybe she saw you at the bar when we went and she was impressed with your drinking skills and now she wants you to drink her.
my head hurts from trying to get this sentence
sig you and steve and mr sig should come watch pacific rim this week
sarah is travel until I think thursday
The weather is skirt wearing, but I'm not.
I'm glad you both made it home alright.
But El, you looked pretty pale getting off the train.
...okay.
it was not easy
OH
did i tell you guys
on the regional rail train home, i was not, in fact, the drunkest person
that honor goes to a woman who was shrieking wildly at her seatmate for half the length of the trip
only half because she got carted off the train by the police
Daaaaaaaaamn
christ on a cracker i am never drinking like that again
i did not pace myself at all
so retarded
tomorrow!
"I'M NOT DRUNK, I'VE GOT ENOUGH CASH FOR ONE MORE COCKTAIL"
I thought I was going to die in that tiny bathroom.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.