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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    this thread is the sassiest today

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Wow, you guys sure knocked it out of the park with these conversations.
    what if we replaced some of the words with "rock climbing"

    Weaver would then probably complain we aren't calling it alpining or something.

    Hey I worked it out in a total non-hostile manner don't drag me back into this.

  • existexist Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    "Washing up liquid" over "dish soap" still gets me, regarding UK colloquialisms.

    It's liquid

    you use to wash up

    do you call elevators "go up boxes"

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I call escalators "magic stairs."

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    this thread is the sassiest today

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I'm tired of being the chaperone for other people's dates, you guys

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Why do they need chaperones? People should be able to handle their own outings.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    feelings suck

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Okay short version is I went along with a female friend of mine to a baseball game here and we met some of our other friends, but right before we went she told me that she was actually meeting a guy she'd been talking to online and wanted it to be in a public place and have people around that she knew

    which is fine except she then disappeared and hung out with that guy the entire time which negates the aforementioned safety measures, and then he rode home with us at the end because I'm pretty sure he's gonna spend the night over there

    and basically this is the exact same shit I got asked to come along for throughout half of my time in high school

    I've had a lot of shit happen lately that reminds me of my high school days and frankly I don't like one goddamn second of it

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    That sounds familiar

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I took her aside and told her I'm happy to tag along with her to social events, and I'm even happy to be around if she's worried about meeting a dude, I have no problem with that, but the specific instance of being brought along and then abandoned with people I only sorta know is not one that I'm going to do again

    she acknowledged this but I'm still kinda down about it

  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    That's pretty shit behavior, good on your for telling her up front not to pull stunts like that again while keeping your cool

    sorry man

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Ugh. I once had to drive around two friends for awhile while they were dating each-other and getting all snuggly in the back seat of my dad's Buick. I had to finally lay down the law that it was pretty damn inconsiderate of them unless they brought enough for the whole class.

  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Ugh. I once had to drive around two friends for awhile while they were dating each-other and getting all snuggly in the back seat of my dad's Buick. I had to finally lay down the law that it was pretty damn inconsiderate of them unless they brought enough for the whole class.

    Dear penthouse,

    I never thought it'd happen to me... ?

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Nah. They stopped.

    But once they kind of abandoned a friend of mine and I at his house while they went upstairs for close to an hour without excusing themselves or seeing us out and it was fucking hella awkward.

    I was very relieved when they finally broke up.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Man Ghost, that's the kind of thing where I feel the appropriate reaction is "Wait, what? Nah, screw this I'm going[elsewhere]."

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    WheatBun01 wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Ugh. I once had to drive around two friends for awhile while they were dating each-other and getting all snuggly in the back seat of my dad's Buick. I had to finally lay down the law that it was pretty damn inconsiderate of them unless they brought enough for the whole class.

    Dear penthouse,

    I never thought it'd happen to me... ?

    My personal rule of vehicular travel is don't do anything to distract the driver.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2014
    It's impossible not to get snuggly in the back seat of a Buick.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    WheatBun01 wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Ugh. I once had to drive around two friends for awhile while they were dating each-other and getting all snuggly in the back seat of my dad's Buick. I had to finally lay down the law that it was pretty damn inconsiderate of them unless they brought enough for the whole class.

    Dear penthouse,

    I never thought it'd happen to me... ?

    My personal rule of vehicular travel is don't do anything to distract the driver.

    No talking, no music, no sudden movements.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If it's a Skylark my dick is definitely coming out of my pants.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    WheatBun01 wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Ugh. I once had to drive around two friends for awhile while they were dating each-other and getting all snuggly in the back seat of my dad's Buick. I had to finally lay down the law that it was pretty damn inconsiderate of them unless they brought enough for the whole class.

    Dear penthouse,

    I never thought it'd happen to me... ?

    My personal rule of vehicular travel is don't do anything to distract the driver.

    No talking, no music, no sudden movements.

    Not what I'm saying at all. You can have music, idle chatter & such. Just don't be trying to have taxi cab confessions in the back or trying to deliver bad punchlines while the driver is trying to merge traffic.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    WheatBun01 wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Ugh. I once had to drive around two friends for awhile while they were dating each-other and getting all snuggly in the back seat of my dad's Buick. I had to finally lay down the law that it was pretty damn inconsiderate of them unless they brought enough for the whole class.

    Dear penthouse,

    I never thought it'd happen to me... ?

    My personal rule of vehicular travel is don't do anything to distract the driver.

    No talking, no music, no sudden movements.

    Not what I'm saying at all. You can have music, idle chatter & such. Just don't be trying to have taxi cab confessions in the back or trying to deliver bad punchlines while the driver is trying to merge traffic.

    I was being facetious, I just liked the idea of you enforcing iron discipline in your car, everyone sitting in complete silence staring dead ahead.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Do not hail Hydra while driving unless the vehicle is in auto mode.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    One more twitch out of any of you and I'll put this maroon 2001 LeSabre Custom into the next guardrail!

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    After one time chauffeuring a "couple" of my friends, I insisted that one or the other ride shotgun so I didn't have to break out the hose.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    @""Grey Ghost"‌

    Here's what you do: the next time they ask you to go out with them somewhere, don't.

    Unless, of course, they offer to buy you drinks at said somewhere, in which case go grudgingly.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    And then you run up a ridiculous tab on their dime and tell them that's what friends are for /dunksmileyface

  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    I always thought it was interesting that sometimes people call things by their brand name and not what they are.

    Like tylenol instead of pain killers. Coke instead of pop.

    you mean soda

    ONE OF US

    It's pop. It makes a popping sound.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    if it was named after the sound it makes it would be called sssssssst

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    nuka wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    I always thought it was interesting that sometimes people call things by their brand name and not what they are.

    Like tylenol instead of pain killers. Coke instead of pop.

    you mean soda

    ONE OF US

    It's pop. It makes a popping sound.

    I used to have to listen to lengthy bitch-fests about this on bus rides in the army when we'd go off training somewhere. Soda is the most neutral term. Soda-pop even! It's fizzy drank! No! Noooooo don't put me in a black cell!

  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    I always thought it was interesting that sometimes people call things by their brand name and not what they are.

    Like tylenol instead of pain killers. Coke instead of pop.

    you mean soda

    ONE OF US

    It's pop. It makes a popping sound.

    I used to have to listen to lengthy bitch-fests about this on bus rides in the army when we'd go off training somewhere. Soda is the most neutral term. Soda-pop even! It's fizzy drank! No! Noooooo don't put me in a black cell!

    Oh no!
    Weaver uses Guilt Trip!
    It's super effective!

    Nuka fainted!

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    nuka wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    nuka wrote: »
    I always thought it was interesting that sometimes people call things by their brand name and not what they are.

    Like tylenol instead of pain killers. Coke instead of pop.

    you mean soda

    ONE OF US

    It's pop. It makes a popping sound.

    I used to have to listen to lengthy bitch-fests about this on bus rides in the army when we'd go off training somewhere. Soda is the most neutral term. Soda-pop even! It's fizzy drank! No! Noooooo don't put me in a black cell!

    Oh no!
    Weaver uses Guilt Trip!
    It's super effective!

    Nuka fainted!

    Why don't you put the whole world in a pokeball?!

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    If you guys think this is bad just wait till we're posting sitting side by side when she moves in.

  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    I started considering multiverse theory and if in some dimension we all exist inside pokeballs and then I realized

    back the fuck up nuka
    gettin a little nerdy here.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Welcome to Poke-Souls.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    As somebody who had to suffer through being chaperoned for 2 years straight

    eff that noise

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    @""Grey Ghost"‌

    Here's what you do: the next time they ask you to go out with them somewhere, don't.

    Unless, of course, they offer to buy you drinks at said somewhere, in which case go grudgingly.

    Oh we had a private box at the game and it was catered so I had plenty of free beer
    Still, I wanted to hang out with a friend and she disappeared, so it wasn't much fun

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    If you guys think this is bad just wait till we're posting sitting side by side when she moves in.

    It'll be like that 'hacking' scene from NCIS with the two people typing on one keyboard.

  • Panic ButtonPanic Button Robo-cannibal Registered User regular
    I asked out a lady who isn't single, which is a bummer. But I wasn't struck dead by the hand of Apollo or anything, so that's something to consider for anyone who's hesitating. Also, I recently started listening to the Arctic Monkeys, and today I finally got around to exploring Chvrches, so this here's something beautiful:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjwwmFrsX_E

    Drawings and short stories: sketchatron.tumblr.com
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It's not soda

    It's a soft drink.

    Unless it's alcoholic.

    Then it's hard.

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