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introducing.... THE Q-RAY

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
do you feel lethargic, or rundown?

chances are you just need an ugly fucking bracelet

www.qray.com


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the best part is the FAQ

Can I wear the bracelet if I am pregnant?

Consult your physician before wearing if you are pregnant or believe that you might be pregnant.

Can I wear the bracelet and operate a microwave, blow dryer, clippers, vacuum cleaners, light switch, computer, etc.?

We would not anticipate you having any problems with wearing the bracelet while operating any of these devices, however stay away from any high voltage electric areas while wearing a wet bracelet.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Plant jokes.

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    Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Does it have to go on the wrist?
    Otherwise ;-)

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    guys this bracelet really works

    it's ionized

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    snort, guffaw, etcetera.

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this does not look like a ray

    not at all

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    webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Does it eliminate toxins in the body?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    webber wrote: »
    Does it eliminate toxins in the body?

    IT BALANCES THE YIN AND THE YANG

    IT IS FULL OF CHI

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this does not look like a ray

    not at all

    yes but it shoots rays

    queer rays

    q ray for short

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    what level is it

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It really works! I bought one for everyone I know and we've all ascended into beings of pure energy!

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    Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    Does it make your penis larger?

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Q is for queer olol

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It really works! I bought one for everyone I know and we've all ascended into beings of pure energy!

    does that itch

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moe_Fwacky wrote: »
    Does it make your penis larger?

    IT'S FULL OF CHI

    IT CAN DO ANYTHING YOU ARE GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT CAN DO

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Language is inadequate to describe what existing as pure energy is like
    Itching is pretty close though

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    zkeyzkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but guys
    "Q-Ray makes a big difference in my eneregy level."

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the qray is also guaranteed to keep pink tigers from stealing your rubber bands

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this is awesome.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the q-ray is also a halo and zelda killer

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    suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the cashier at my local corner store wears one of these, I think next time I am there I will ask him about it

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    zkey wrote: »
    but guys
    "Q-Ray makes a big difference in my eneregy level."
    Obligatory over-9000 joke

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    now that i think about it my yin and yang do need some balance. and i could use an influx of chi in my life

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you're thinking of semen
    easy to mix those up

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wow, a joke from 1994

    way to just learn about stupid bracelet things

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Goku used one to turn Super Saiyan

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    webberwebber Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'll buy 30!

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    This lucky penny is bullshit.
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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Goku used one to turn Super Saiyan

    semi related: i went to a party last night, and got a ride home from one of the party thrower's friends this morning. and as we're walking to his car, i notice his fucking license plate reads "rinoa"

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Wow, a joke from 1994

    way to just learn about stupid bracelet things

    man I know they're out there

    this one doesn't even try to explain how it works

    chinese people think energy is chi and hey it's ionized

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    Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    get that senile motherfucker in the blue jumpsuit behind this and they're onto a winner

    jack lalane i think

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Goku used one to turn Super Saiyan

    semi related: i went to a party last night, and got a ride home from one of the party thrower's friends this morning. and as we're walking to his car, i notice his fucking license plate reads "rinoa"

    did he show you his gunblade

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man I know they're out there

    this one doesn't even try to explain how it works

    chinese people think energy is chi and hey it's ionized
    That's it, I'm huffin' Xerox machines to balance myself from now on.

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    zkeyzkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DO NOT allow the ends of the bracelet to come in contact with one another.

    guys what do you think would happen if the ends come in contact with each other

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    did he talk in elipses

    the ends coming in contact = ghostbusters all over again

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    zkey wrote: »
    DO NOT allow the ends of the bracelet to come in contact with one another.
    guys what do you think would happen if the ends come in contact with each other
    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Goku used one to turn Super Saiyan

    semi related: i went to a party last night, and got a ride home from one of the party thrower's friends this morning. and as we're walking to his car, i notice his fucking license plate reads "rinoa"

    did he show you his gunblade

    no. but he drives a subaru or some shit and he is all about it. also i looked at my friend's myspace page, and he's on it, and his display name is sephiroth.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    zkey wrote: »
    DO NOT allow the ends of the bracelet to come in contact with one another.

    guys what do you think would happen if the ends come in contact with each other

    it's like crossing the streams

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Wow, a joke from 1994

    way to just learn about stupid bracelet things

    man I know they're out there

    this one doesn't even try to explain how it works

    chinese people think energy is chi and hey it's ionized


    90% of customers reported "Improved feeling" within the first 3 weeks!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Goku used one to turn Super Saiyan

    semi related: i went to a party last night, and got a ride home from one of the party thrower's friends this morning. and as we're walking to his car, i notice his fucking license plate reads "rinoa"

    did he show you his gunblade

    no. but he drives a subaru or some shit and he is all about it. also i looked at my friend's myspace page, and he's on it, and his display name is sephiroth.

    hey i know a guy like that, too!

    he's a "huge final fantasy fan"

    meaning he's played final fantasy 7 and I think 10

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Goku used one to turn Super Saiyan

    semi related: i went to a party last night, and got a ride home from one of the party thrower's friends this morning. and as we're walking to his car, i notice his fucking license plate reads "rinoa"

    did he show you his gunblade

    no. but he drives a subaru or some shit and he is all about it. also i looked at my friend's myspace page, and he's on it, and his display name is sephiroth.

    beautiful

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Goku used one to turn Super Saiyan

    semi related: i went to a party last night, and got a ride home from one of the party thrower's friends this morning. and as we're walking to his car, i notice his fucking license plate reads "rinoa"

    did he show you his gunblade

    no. but he drives a subaru or some shit and he is all about it. also i looked at my friend's myspace page, and he's on it, and his display name is sephiroth.

    hey i know a guy like that, too!

    he's a "huge final fantasy fan"

    meaning he's played final fantasy 7 and I think 10

    well duh they were the only good ones lol

    8 was complicated and 9 didn't have any spaceships

    kind of weird they started the series with 7 though

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