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[Superhero Movies] Thread of Future Past

Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal EliminatorRegistered User regular
edited May 2014 in Social Entropy++
Here's the thread, you know the drill. Upcoming movies

Iron Man: May 2nd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMO9_FGeZgU
Apparently Marvel is getting into making movies themselves, but after selling off all the rights to the good heroes, this is all they're left with. So far, it seems they're more inspired by the modern "Civil War" take on the Iron Man character, with RDJ's Tony Stark being a complete dick in the trailer. Still, the special effects look neat. Rumors of this being to set up an Avengers film are almost certainly bullshit, don't be fooled guys.

Incredible Hulk: June 13th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbqNb2PFKKA
Couldn't be worse, could it? Starring Fight Club alumni Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, this one looks like it'll take more inspiration from the 1970's TV show, with Bruce on the run, trying to find a cure. Main villain looks to be Russian Gamma Monster "the Abomination" so it'll be interesting to see how they handle his story given there's no more Cold War. Universal is producing this one, but rumors swirl of it tying into Iron Man in some way. Seriously guys, that's not happening.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army: July 11th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvpuwatbJM
Follow up to the surprisingly good 2004 film, this one looks like it'll be a lot crazier with all sorts of disturbing Del Toro monsters. It looks based more on fairy tale fantasy, with insane takes on fairies, trolls and elves and a titular "Golden Army" of clockwork robots. Hellboy, Abe Sapien and Liz Sherman all look to be returning, but audience stand-in character John Meyers seems to have disappeared. A new character from the comics, Johann Krauss, the meek German psychic who's body was destroyed, leaving him stuck in a mechanic body, will be added to the cast, though given his character I easily can see him being pushed to the background given how soft-spoken and out of his element he is in the comics.

The Dark Knight: July 18th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqmTxTnlJck
Follow up to the well received 2005 reboot "Batman Begins" this movie follows Batman as he takes on new threat of the Joker, played by Heath Ledger. Movie looks crazy, but I'm not so sure about how this new interpretation of the Joker is going to play out. Harvey Dent, played by Aaron Eckhart, looks to be showing up in some capacity, but don't expect them to go full on two-face in this film.

Next year look for Watchmen, directed by Zach Snyder. Hugh Jackman returns to Fox for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. And Michael Bay returns to direct Transformers; Revenge of the Fallen, which can't possibly be worse than the original Transformers film, right guys?

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Man, Hellboy 2 was fucking rad

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Hellboy in general is just rad as hell

    I sort of fell off the wagon re:Hellboy comics, what has been going on with that if anything?

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    He died and went to hell

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    what the hell is a thead?

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    He died and went to hell

    boy

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    what the hell is a thead?

    It's totally what we call threads back here in 2008!

    Not buying that?

    *grumble grumble fine I'll fix it...*

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    what the hell is a thead?

    I think it's one of the Marvel aliens, like a skrull or chitauri

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    what the hell is a thead?

    a miserable pile of secrets

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    An HTML element.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Indiana Jones 4 is fun and I don't care what people say

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    It's no Star Wars Prequel's, i give it that.

    It manages not to destroy my affection for the series as a whole, which is perhaps not a high bar to clear.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    It's better than Temple of Doom

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    hancock was a good premise for a movie

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    It's better than Temple of Doom

    Not even close.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    It was pretty enjoyable, until that one thing happened.

    You know the thing i'm talking about.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Balefuego wrote: »
    It's better than Temple of Doom

    Not even close.

    I agree, it's not close

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    Looks like season 3 of Ultimate Spider-Man is called Web Warriors and stars a team of spider-mans (and girls)

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    if this was literally any other show I'd be so excited for this

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Oh no I've fallen into a time warp of this same fucking Crystal Skull argument

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Don't send me back again Professor X

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I recognize only half of those spiders

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    I've never seen hancock

    but that trailer makes it look awesome

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I'm on the second half of season 2 of Spectacular Spider-Man and growing really bummed that it's almost over and this show didn't get more time.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh no I've fallen into a time warp of this same fucking Crystal Skull argument

    Let's discuss who would win in a fight, superman or Goku

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    It's better than Temple of Doom

    okay... this I have to hear

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh no I've fallen into a time warp of this same fucking Crystal Skull argument

    Let's discuss who would win in a fight, superman or Goku

    That's what SaltyBet is for

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    God that Iron Man trailer is still so good

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    I've never seen hancock

    but that trailer makes it look awesome

    Hancock the trailer, to Hancock the film, was the most incredible bait and switch

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    It's better than Temple of Doom

    okay... this I have to hear

    Everyone who isn't Indiana Jones in that movie is intensely grating

    As haphazard as the writing was in 4, I at least mostly enjoyed the performances

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    I recognize only half of those spiders

    The base cartoon one, Spider-Girl, Miles Morales, 2099, Noir, and someone covered up in the lower left

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Hellboy in general is just rad as hell

    I sort of fell off the wagon re:Hellboy comics, what has been going on with that if anything?

    when did you fall off?

  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    Unfortunately it looks like May Parker Spider-Girl and not the good one

  • FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Hellboy in general is just rad as hell

    I sort of fell off the wagon re:Hellboy comics, what has been going on with that if anything?

    As mentioned above, Hellboy is bumming around Hell. Meanwhile, Liz Sherman is kicking all the ass in the world:
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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    It's better than Temple of Doom

    Maybe not better as "film"

    But certainly more Indiana Jonesey

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    It's better than Temple of Doom

    okay... this I have to hear

    Everyone who isn't Indiana Jones in that movie is intensely grating

    As haphazard as the writing was in 4, I at least mostly enjoyed the performances

    There's really only one character in Temple of Doom who's grating

    She keeps it from being on par with Raiders/Last Crusade, but it's still a damn good movie

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Finally watched the trailer for Gotham.

    That looks like it has the potential to be sit-throughable.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Furu wrote: »
    Unfortunately it looks like May Parker Spider-Girl and not the good one
    What did you just say

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Hellboy in general is just rad as hell

    I sort of fell off the wagon re:Hellboy comics, what has been going on with that if anything?

    when did you fall off?

    I want to say the last Hellboy stuff I read was the Conqueror Worm stuff? And for BRPD the last thing I remember is the Plague of Frogs

    So uh, it's been awhile

  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    Furu wrote: »
    Unfortunately it looks like May Parker Spider-Girl and not the good one
    What did you just say

    I'm kidding!

    Mostly.

  • FakefauxFakefaux Cóiste Bodhar Driving John McCain to meet some Iraqis who'd very much like to make his acquaintanceRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Hellboy in general is just rad as hell

    I sort of fell off the wagon re:Hellboy comics, what has been going on with that if anything?

    when did you fall off?

    I want to say the last Hellboy stuff I read was the Conqueror Worm stuff? And for BRPD the last thing I remember is the Plague of Frogs

    So uh, it's been awhile

    Jeez, no kidding.

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