Believing in evolution is just another form of faith.

Cavil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRGdJ2uPwk

More than 60% of Americans actually believe this.

Kwoaru

The ape finger pointing out looks kinda like a messed up weiner

like a weiner that has had a seriously difficult life

Grey Ghost

Kwoaru wrote: »

The ape finger pointing out looks kinda like a messed up weiner

like a weiner that has had a seriously difficult life

That weiner came from Circumstances

Hobnail

My dick is like an ape finger

Chincymcchilla

Nope

The end

Doobh

Believing in ape dicks is just another form of faith.

Uriel

That appears to be a stock image according to a GIS of "creation of adam ape"

DaMoonRulz

Needs lens flare

vermiculture

gorillas have a relative small penis compared to body size considering they are easily one of the larger apes. whereas chimps and bonobos have highly visible boners all the freaking time and they never try to hide them, i almost never ever see gorilla weiner in my day-to-day activities.
also this movie looks awful. i do have people try to argue with me about whether or not humans evolved from apes and if so 'why are monkeys still around, huh?!'

DaMoonRulz

vermiculture wrote: »

gorillas have a relative small penis compared to body size considering they are easily one of the larger apes. whereas chimps and bonobos have highly visible boners all the freaking time and they never try to hide them, i almost never ever see gorilla weiner in my day-to-day activities.
also this movie looks awful. i do have people try to argue with me about whether or not humans evolved from apes and if so 'why are monkeys still around, huh?!'

If evolution isn't real how do you explain Saiyans?

Checkmate.

The Otaku Suppository

Only the fundamentalists could make a young girl learning about evolution into a political thriller. It's like a few gun fights and a Liam Neeson away from being Taken 3.

Sir, you'll never get to her in time! DAMMIT MAN, I have to try! They're teaching her...EVOLUTION

THIS SUMMER

The first sound you're going to hear is me hanging up. The next is my efistle hitting your face.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A FIGHT 65 MILL--I MEAN 8000 YEARS IN THE MAKING

We've got to get out of here! In 24 minutes that class is going to be flooded with facts challenging our antiquated and geocentric view of the universe. DAMMIT MAN, my daughter's in there

GO APE SHIT

Do I burn the blue textbook or the red textbook??!! DAMMIT THEY'RE ALL BLUE TEXTBOOKS!

*explosions and slow motion running*

RUN! RUNNNNNN!!!! GET TO THE CHAPEEELLLLLLLLLL!


A MATTER OF FAITH
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN, KICK THE FIRST ASS
Starts July 18

Raijin Quickfoot

My ape is like a dick finger

Paladin

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

Only the fundamentalists could make a young girl learning about evolution into a political thriller. It's like a few gun fights and a Liam Neeson away from being Taken 3.

Sir, you'll never get to her in time! DAMMIT MAN, I have to try! They're teaching her...EVOLUTION

THIS SUMMER

The first sound you're going to hear is me hanging up. The next is my efistle hitting your face.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A FIGHT 65 MILL--I MEAN 8000 YEARS IN THE MAKING

We've got to get out of here! In 24 minutes that class is going to be flooded with facts challenging our antiquated and geocentric view of the universe. DAMMIT MAN, my daughter's in there

GO APE SHIT

Do I burn the blue textbook or the red textbook??!! DAMMIT THEY'RE ALL BLUE TEXTBOOKS!

*explosions and slow motion running*

RUN! RUNNNNNN!!!! GET TO THE CHAPEEELLLLLLLLLL!


A MATTER OF FAITH
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN, KICK THE FIRST ASS
Starts July 18

Opening night

PiptheFair

I'm Gary

Metalbourne

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

Only the fundamentalists could make a young girl learning about evolution into a political thriller. It's like a few gun fights and a Liam Neeson away from being Taken 3.

Sir, you'll never get to her in time! DAMMIT MAN, I have to try! They're teaching her...EVOLUTION

THIS SUMMER

The first sound you're going to hear is me hanging up. The next is my efistle hitting your face.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A FIGHT 65 MILL--I MEAN 8000 YEARS IN THE MAKING

We've got to get out of here! In 24 minutes that class is going to be flooded with facts challenging our antiquated and geocentric view of the universe. DAMMIT MAN, my daughter's in there

GO APE SHIT

Do I burn the blue textbook or the red textbook??!! DAMMIT THEY'RE ALL BLUE TEXTBOOKS!

*explosions and slow motion running*

RUN! RUNNNNNN!!!! GET TO THE CHAPEEELLLLLLLLLL!


A MATTER OF FAITH
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN, KICK THE FIRST ASS
Starts July 18

I would watch this religious propaganda

Raijin Quickfoot

So this movie is about having sex with monkeys, right?

Raijin Quickfoot

Or is it about monkeys having sex with us? While we sleep!!

I'm terrified now.

Mr Fuzzbutt

apparently the egg is a simpler life form than a chicken

evolution!

Delzhand

Harry Anderson is in this?

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002529

The Otaku Suppository

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

So this movie is about having sex with monkeys, right?

Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey! Give this monkey what she wants! Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard! Yeah, I'm a monkey all right!

Raijin Quickfoot

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

So this movie is about having sex with monkeys, right?

Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey! Give this monkey what she wants! Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard! Yeah, I'm a monkey all right!

I don't know what you're doing here but I'm oddly interested...

Soggybiscuit

So I watched that whole video. I didn't know that robots acted in films these days!

On the plus side, this was in recommendations after the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgFws3AoIUY

I guess it wasn't all bad.

Excuse me while I put some cornstarch on my balls

WeedLordVegeta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4RuVJxAb00

Nirya

EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY.

The Otaku Suppository

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

The Otaku Suppository wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

So this movie is about having sex with monkeys, right?

Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey! Give this monkey what she wants! Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard! Yeah, I'm a monkey all right!

I don't know what you're doing here but I'm oddly interested...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s66_He1rzQE

Nirya

WAIT WAIT

E-BO-LUTION IS A MYSTERY.

Mr Fuzzbutt

EVILution

Invisible

vermiculture wrote: »

gorillas have a relative small penis compared to body size considering they are easily one of the larger apes. whereas chimps and bonobos have highly visible boners all the freaking time and they never try to hide them, i almost never ever see gorilla weiner in my day-to-day activities.
also this movie looks awful. i do have people try to argue with me about whether or not humans evolved from apes and if so 'why are monkeys still around, huh?!'

I really hope you're employed by a zoo or wildlife agency, otherwise I have some questions about your day-to-day activities.

Metzger Meister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRxx8pen6JY

godmode

Light America on fire.

The Otaku Suppository

godmode wrote: »

Light America on fire.

Hey screw you, my part of the country is sane.

DaMoonRulz

I think we can all agree the Pope and his apologists are responsible for this mess

The Betgirl

I really thought this was gonna be another one of the spam threads

Langly

Man there have been a lot of these movies coming out lately.

There was gods not dead and that other one and now this one, all in like five months

Kwoaru

Langly wrote: »

Man there have been a lot of these movies coming out lately.

There was gods not dead and that other one and now this one, all in like five months

Apparently the christian movie market has been making lots of money lately so these sorts of films are making it into actual theaters instead of just being direct to dvd

Chincymcchilla

Kwoaru wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

Man there have been a lot of these movies coming out lately.

There was gods not dead and that other one and now this one, all in like five months

Apparently the christian movie market has been making lots of money lately so these sorts of films are making it into actual theaters instead of just being direct to dvd

.....yaaaay

Langly

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/11/is-2014-year-christian-film-noah-son-of-god/

Chincymcchilla

I liked Noah

The practicing Christians I know who saw it thought it was an abomination or walked out

The Otaku Suppository

Langly wrote: »

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/11/is-2014-year-christian-film-noah-son-of-god/

The Year of Luigi and the Year of Christians.

What a time to be alive.

-Tal

more than 60% of cyrodiils don't believe argonians evolved from lizards

Sheri

vermiculture wrote: »

gorillas have a relative small penis compared to body size considering they are easily one of the larger apes. whereas chimps and bonobos have highly visible boners all the freaking time and they never try to hide them, i almost never ever see gorilla weiner in my day-to-day activities.
also this movie looks awful. i do have people try to argue with me about whether or not humans evolved from apes and if so 'why are monkeys still around, huh?!'

Relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.