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BACK TO BACK [CHAT]BURGER [CHAT]PION

surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
edited May 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
GREETINGS MEN IT APPEARS I AM BAK

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BAK AGIN

TEL A FREN

OK RELEVANT CHEESY DRUM AND BASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvm5cXEj5vo
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BONUS CHEESEBURGER MAC AND CHEZE

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Scheck, just so you know, in my head you are a girl.

    So the sooner you bite the bullet and resolve my dysphoria-by-proxy the better it will be for everyone.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    what is being identified in that picture of a cheeseburger? the cheese?

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Once again, i'm the only one who thinks i'm bad at things.

    I wonder if i'll ever market my weird magic cavemen cardgame now.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    couscous wrote:
    It can't be both? There are tons of normal things that are annoying.

    Perhaps, but at least people tend to think about the things that annoy them. I'm apparently a member of the pro annoyance league.

    Haphazard on
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Scheck, just so you know, in my head you are a girl.

    So the sooner you bite the bullet and resolve my dysphoria-by-proxy the better it will be for everyone.

    i only play girls in vidya games

    girls are better...

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    couscous wrote:
    It can't be both? There are tons of normal things that are annoying.

    Perhaps, but at leat people tend to think about the things that annoy them. I'm apparently a member of the pro annoyance league.

    People are annoyed by alarm clock yet rarely directly think about it other than to turn it off automatically and without much thought.

  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Oh my god this OP is making me hungry. Give me the greasiest, cheesiest pensi you can find.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i had a burger on tuesday but it wasn't very good and just made me sad

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    couscous wrote:
    It can't be both? There are tons of normal things that are annoying.

    Perhaps, but at leat people tend to think about the things that annoy them. I'm apparently a member of the pro annoyance league.

    People are annoyed by alarm clock yet rarely directly think about it other than to turn it off automatically and without much thought.

    Noone will annoy you with inquiries about the alarm clock murders, I hope.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I had burger on Friday at a place which normally makes excellent burger

    this burger was not excellent

    i am betrayed

  • YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    Happy momma's day peoples!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mother's Day was six weeks ago. Y'all are slowpokes.

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    redx wrote: »
    Scheck, just so you know, in my head you are a girl.

    So the sooner you bite the bullet and resolve my dysphoria-by-proxy the better it will be for everyone.

    i only play girls in vidya games

    girls are better...
    did u see the hitbox on that one?

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Oh my god this OP is making me hungry. Give me the greasiest, cheesiest pensi you can find.

    I googled cheesecock, and Google gave cockcheese.

    Worst thing, or worstest thing?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Oh my god this OP is making me hungry. Give me the greasiest, cheesiest pensi you can find.

    that's a freudian slip if I ever pensid one

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    finley woke me up at 8 because he is a jerky puppy.

    he didn't even need to pee but knows that going outside is a precondition to getting food, and he really wants food

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Scheck, this is not the first time you've posted a lady wearing a burger.

    Oh brilliant
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    finley woke me up at 8 because he is a jerky puppy.

    he didn't even need to pee but knows that going outside is a precondition to getting food, and he really wants food

    How old is he?

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Scheck, this is not the first time you've posted a lady wearing a burger.

    You have a very loose definition of "wearing" Raven

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I just walked past a house with an old man peering out an open window. He said, as I passed by "ich bin ein Berliner...bastards!".

    Not to me I think

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Did we lose the war or something??

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I just walked past a house with an old man peering out an open window. He said, as I passed by "ich bin ein Berliner...bastards!".

    Not to me I think

    German accent or a Brit? A weird thing to say, anyway. But who am I to judge people who think of themselves as pancakes.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I just walked past a house with an old man peering out an open window. He said, as I passed by "ich bin ein Berliner...bastards!".

    Not to me I think

    German accent or a Brit? A weird thing to say, anyway. But who am I to judge people who think of themselves as pancakes.

    The way he pronounced bastards sounded decidedly non Anglo but that's about all I have.

    He was white too.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    finley woke me up at 8 because he is a jerky puppy.

    he didn't even need to pee but knows that going outside is a precondition to getting food, and he really wants food

    How old is he?

    he is coming up on two years

    i have failed at dog training

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I just walked past a house with an old man peering out an open window. He said, as I passed by "ich bin ein Berliner...bastards!".

    Not to me I think

    German accent or a Brit? A weird thing to say, anyway. But who am I to judge people who think of themselves as pancakes.

    The way he pronounced bastards sounded decidedly non Anglo but that's about all I have.

    He was white too.

    Icing sugar, obviously.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    finley woke me up at 8 because he is a jerky puppy.

    he didn't even need to pee but knows that going outside is a precondition to getting food, and he really wants food

    How old is he?

    he is coming up on two years

    i have failed at dog training

    Or succeeded, difficult to say! My kitten is two years old now and it seems like he's slowly coming out of his teens (or equivalent thereof).

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I just walked past a house with an old man peering out an open window. He said, as I passed by "ich bin ein Berliner...bastards!".

    Not to me I think

    so that's where they put kennedy

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I just walked past a house with an old man peering out an open window. He said, as I passed by "ich bin ein Berliner...bastards!".

    Not to me I think

    German accent or a Brit? A weird thing to say, anyway. But who am I to judge people who think of themselves as pancakes.

    The way he pronounced bastards sounded decidedly non Anglo but that's about all I have.

    He was white too.

    Icing sugar, obviously.

    I shouted " kek" back at him

    Obvs

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My cat is old enough to vote, or would be if we didn't live in a fascist hominocracy.

    It was weird the other night to realize there are plenty of famous people younger than him.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    My cat is old enough to vote, or would be if we didn't live in a fascist hominocracy.

    It was weird the other night to realize there are plenty of famous people younger than him.

    Take solace in the fact he's a better person than Bieber.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Anyway, I like that I have an elderly German living near me who peeops out windows while talking about pancakes and Irish American refugees

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    My cat is old enough to vote, or would be if we didn't live in a fascist hominocracy.

    It was weird the other night to realize there are plenty of famous people younger than him.

    Take solace in the fact he's a better person than Bieber.

    Also a million times as badass.

    He's this deathly-thin ancient thing with a thyroid condition and creaky bones, and yet last time I was at home he somehow found and killed a rat and ate it next to me while I slept.

    Considering his physical condition I was just mind boggled.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    LOL, i posted about my doubts on the Gamechef Google+ community forum thingy and now the organizers of the French version of Gamechef want me to submit my game in French instead of English. i guess they want a ringer? :P

    @simonwolf‌

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    I wish I could just go up to people, be like "Meow" and curl up on their lap and have them pet me.

    I wish I was a cat,

    Or at least a stripper.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    This is the same cat that brought in one half of a rabbit at age 15 and last year fought a rattlesnake while I was sleeping (which I grabbed him from and then had murdered once I woke up).

    He is super sweet and annoying and takes no shit from other species, it's the best.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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