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webcomics are bad....... [nsf56k]

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
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    YES YES IT'S BACK

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS FOR THIS

    Beret is a comic about Art. The creator just finished as the lead director on the Wolf Among Us episode 4, so it's back now.

    Kochikens

    YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    I dunno if we're going to see an actual horse dick but it's a fair bet the dude and the horse are going to fuck at some point, however implicitly

    and that's funny! we are allowed to do jokes about that

    you're still allowed to like the comic. it seems like quite a good comic. I might even read it

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »

    And I think you're being a MAJORLY silly goose for assuming that this webcomic will feature the aforementioned horse dick. Whereas when someone posts a webcomic with hetero couples, you don't assume you're going to get vag in the face.

    To be fair like over half of the comics you post that feature non-heterosexual relationships are also nsfw, so it wouldn't be a stretch to think that the centaur comic is also going that route.

    I doubt it will though; I don't think the art style would lend itself to that.

    chainsawsuit is a webcomic!

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    he did steal the joke from the Onion, but TED is terrible and needs to be poked fun of at every opportunity

    TED stopped being not terrible when it stopped being about fucking science.

    You know, when I saw that there were 147 new posts, I didn't expect 47 of them to be @Kochikens‌ delivering various comics and announcing their horsecock content.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    #horsecock

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    They're two different jokes really. The only bad joke here is TED.

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    I hope Hotblood doesn't go the sexy route. I want to see an old fashioned bromance in the old west.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    hotblood is actually frog fractions 2

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Kochi's rant on comics with and without horse dicks made my day.

    Also I'm glad someone Wiki'd how horse cocks actually worked so I didn't have to explain why trousers aren't needed to hide it.

    Because man horses are pretty filthy animals.

  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    Also basically made out of glass.

    Like if you pick any random object or occurrence in the world there's about a 70% chance the horse can in some way become fatally injured by it.

    Because seriously, having every single bit of an animal be built to make it like a walking tank except the legs is a pretty bad idea.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    aren't horses also the only animal that can't vomit? or hiccup? something along those lines

    basically horses are a very fast moving intake gaskets that only go one way

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    horses are disgusting, dangerous, horrifying monstrosities and we as a society tell little girls to admire them

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    What? Horses are awesome.

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    No horses in this comic to upset your delicate equine sensibilities, tdot.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    nah horses are pretty cool

    they are so, so dang stupid though

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    nah horses are pretty cool

    they are so, so dang stupid though

    I think my two favourite horse spooks was the Irish draft who wouldn't jump over a jump with the Union Jack on and the time a friend was riding my horse. Got him round the cross country course perfectly only to have him spook at the burger van he'd ridden past five times already only ten meters from the finish.

    Though if you really want to get into 'here is why horses are dumb animals' my sister's studying them. There are endless horror stories about how easy it is to break horses.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    which raises the question, were horses like that originally, or did we breed the natural hardiness out of them to make them more effective at doing what we want them to do

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  • Albino BunnyAlbino Bunny Jackie Registered User regular
    I'd have to ask her but I want to say that pretty much from what we'd consider modern horses they've being more or less stupid animals. Mostly due to the fact that even the horses we breed for stuff like cart pulling or hunting and stuff aren't really any better at not breaking their legs and dying.

    Also fun fact, horses understand and are capable of committing suicide. There's instances where a horse with a broken leg when locked in a stable to recover literally bashed its head against the wall until it brained itself.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Mares will abort their baby if they think it's life is in danger in anyway. Even if they only think it's in danger they'll do it.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    aren't horses also the only animal that can't vomit? or hiccup? something along those lines

    basically horses are a very fast moving intake gaskets that only go one way

    I went to Wikipedia to look this up, forgot why I was on the page about horses, and then wound up reading about bears.

    This happens to me on Wikipedia more often than I'd care to admit.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Centaur sex doesn't actually count as bestiality because centaurs are capable of consenting.

    Also I am pretty sure Hugsown has had horse dicks before and nobody complained.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Achewood has shown cat penis on numerous occasions

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Achewood has shown cat penis on numerous occasions
    Only to make dick jokes!

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    aren't horses also the only animal that can't vomit? or hiccup? something along those lines

    basically horses are a very fast moving intake gaskets that only go one way

    I went to Wikipedia to look this up, forgot why I was on the page about horses, and then wound up reading about bears.

    This happens to me on Wikipedia more often than I'd care to admit.

    I wiki'ed every single antagonist organization in Sailor Moon thanks to the video earlier in the thread.

    After the Super Sentai squad based tactics game comes out, I want majo shoujo sim/tactics game. Make it like State of Decay except you've got to build your army of school girls while keeping your secrete identity and getting a boyfriend.......

    Has there every been a good game about having and hiding your secrete identity as a hero?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    aren't horses also the only animal that can't vomit? or hiccup? something along those lines

    basically horses are a very fast moving intake gaskets that only go one way

    I went to Wikipedia to look this up, forgot why I was on the page about horses, and then wound up reading about bears.

    This happens to me on Wikipedia more often than I'd care to admit.

    I wiki'ed every single antagonist organization in Sailor Moon thanks to the video earlier in the thread.

    After the Super Sentai squad based tactics game comes out, I want majo shoujo sim/tactics game. Make it like State of Decay except you've got to build your army of school girls while keeping your secrete identity and getting a boyfriend.......

    Has there every been a good game about having and hiding your secrete identity as a hero?

    Persona?

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    aren't horses also the only animal that can't vomit? or hiccup? something along those lines

    basically horses are a very fast moving intake gaskets that only go one way

    I went to Wikipedia to look this up, forgot why I was on the page about horses, and then wound up reading about bears.

    This happens to me on Wikipedia more often than I'd care to admit.

    I wiki'ed every single antagonist organization in Sailor Moon thanks to the video earlier in the thread.

    After the Super Sentai squad based tactics game comes out, I want majo shoujo sim/tactics game. Make it like State of Decay except you've got to build your army of school girls while keeping your secrete identity and getting a boyfriend.......

    Has there every been a good game about having and hiding your secrete identity as a hero?

    Persona?

    Dammit, the one game I cannot play privately in my home.

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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    sometimes I feel like I would be better off reading comments sections instead of this thread

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i woke up to over 200 new posts and the only good ones were the comics

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    but i think by now we all know that all posts are, in some form, very bad

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    and also, all webcomics

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Centaur sex doesn't actually count as bestiality because centaurs are capable of consenting.

    Also I am pretty sure Hugsown has had horse dicks before and nobody complained.

    If it was the pumpkin comic, then it just had the horse mounting the pumpkin, without actually showing the dick. Also, we weren't allowed to post dicks anyway, so I'm not really sure why there would even be horse dick in this thread anyway.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Also, now's as good a time as any, and I regret not having done this sooner, but anyway.

    Kochi, a bit ago, there were a bunch of us getting on your case and saying shit about all of you ever posted was yaoi and stupid stuff like that. And I was pretty involved, and even when I got called out I gave a really shitty non-apology. So I just want to say sorry.

    Sorry about for being an arsehole to you, and sorry for being a homophobic git.

  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Edit: images haven't been loading all that well for me tonight, so I completely missed that paranatural had been posted.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Centaur sex doesn't actually count as bestiality because centaurs are capable of consenting.

    Also I am pretty sure Hugsown has had horse dicks before and nobody complained.

    I don't think bestiality has anything to do with consent as much as it does one of the things involved being an animal in some way

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    The Deathday Boy

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    Can one purchase a new cake and candles to right a wronged wish? Once I knew a man who experimented with second cake theory. In the moment the flames extinguished from the candles of the reparation cake, he vanished as swiftly as the wick smoke. Some say the candles punished him for his hubris. Other says they ascended him to godhood as per his desire.

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I always knew Ronnie was metal as fuck

  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    I guess I haven't read Supernormal Step enough, but has bunny dude always been that evil? Like I knew he was a dick but is this in character, is what I'm asking.

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    No this is pretty new. I was joking when I said he was gonna kill that guy, I was just expecting horrible maiming at worst.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i woke up to over 200 new posts and the only good ones were the comics

    Tbh
    When i catch up on the thread i scroll past all non webcoms. And i just caught up on like 10 days worth of thread.

  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    I'm actually surprised that anyone here would be upset by something gay/fantastical but then again people get mad at stuff like QC, so.. yeah. I appreciate new stuff being posted, even when I personally don't like it.

    Edit: Not that it matters, but I like the centaur one so far - didn't mean to imply I didn't.

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    Magus` on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i woke up to over 200 new posts and the only good ones were the comics

    Tbh
    When i catch up on the thread i scroll past all non webcoms. And i just caught up on like 10 days worth of thread.

    but kochi you probably missed out on my great posts

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
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    http://handj.thewebcomic.com/

    LOOK EVERYONES OF YOUR OWN SPECIES DONT WORRY

    Is this a webcomic done by picasso?

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