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[PA Comic] Wednesday, May 14, 2014 - Sore Subject

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edited May 2014 in The Penny Arcade Hub

image[PA Comic] Wednesday, May 14, 2014 - Sore Subject

Sore Subject

Sore Subject

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/05/14

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I don't really have a problem with the Kinect. It'll be nice to save on the cost, but other than that, nothing.

  • mnihilmnihil Registered User regular
    Honestly, I'm a bit proud that people actually put their foot down and put their money where their mouths were (to mix metaphors). When Microsoft marketed its console badly and people got upset, it boded badly, but mostly, people don't follow up on what they say. And Microsoft is still on hot coals, backtracking - to the point that their entire Xbox One philosophy has almost evaporated.

  • PurgePurge Registered User new member
    There was a lot of good in the philosophy - such as being able to trade in digitally purchased games - but it was too publisher-centric. Requirements like having console online during the trade-in process makes sense, but heartbeat? F*** that.

    The Kinect implementation in games has yet to feel like it adds anything. Whether that be due to processing time or simply the developer, it always feels forced. Leaning, for instance, requires you to be playing the game in a position which makes sense, and it isn't worth it. During Tomb Raider there's what, six moments MAX? And voice commands are often too slow to make sense.

    That said, Kinect != Herpes. The biometric and voice controls offered in the OS work well (switching controllers moves profiles, turn on/off, use voicecomm to move around).

    This change simply does one thing: It guarantees games that are not Kinect-centric will never have key Kinect-only controls offered... so devs cannot count on install-base all having the Kinect sensor. I'm undecided if that's a good thing or not - but with what's been offered sofar, it doesn't hurt a thing.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    What about the early herpes adopters? Do they get anything from embracing full blown herp? Other than the effects of it that is.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    Maybe my daughter's watched Beauty and the Beast one too many times recently, but to me Phil really looks like Gaston. Which only adds to the comic.

  • OmegaDezOmegaDez CanadaRegistered User regular
    Microsoft really doesn't understand the market anymore.
    ...I don't think anybody does.

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    The market is self-aware, and it's a huge troll.

  • illuminated.spaceilluminated.space Registered User new member
    I can't wait to hear the DLC/see the 4th panel for this one. Is it just about bashing the X-Box One?

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    They also might remove the Live Gold requirement for things like Hulu and Netflix, which really, it's about damn time.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I can't wait to hear the DLC/see the 4th panel for this one. Is it just about bashing the X-Box One?

    More just the Kinect. I remember multiple times in the podcast when Gabe mentions how much he loathes the Kinect (particularly when at one point it starts listening to him after he says the word "box").

  • supermunchkinsupermunchkin Registered User regular
    I had an xbox one and hated the Kinect. My wife hated the Kinect. Any one I had over hated the Kinect. I am now much happier on a PS4. This may make me take another look. I can wait for the inevitable price drop on this new version as well.

  • FeefafoozleFeefafoozle Registered User regular
    A nice touch would've been to add the silhouette of a crowd going nuts with joy in the last panel. WooooOOOO!

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I'm not against the Kinect. I'm against consumers' arms being twisted with it.

  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

  • AndyD273AndyD273 Registered User new member
    edited May 2014
    See, I thought that the comic was talking about not needing Live Gold for things like Netflix and Hulu, not the lack of Kinect...
    I haven't cared that much about the 360 version of the Kinect. Some of the games were a lot of fun, like Kinect sports and Kinect adventures, and the kids love the Double Fine Kinect game.
    My XBox 360 wasn't really seeing much use though until Child of Light came out and I could let my daughter help me by playing with the firefly.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

    NBA 2k14 (I think that's the one) cites you with a technical foul if you curse while playing the game. Its purpose has been achieved.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

    NBA 2k14 (I think that's the one) cites you with a technical foul if you curse while playing the game. Its purpose has been achieved.

    Not until it kicks people from COD when they talk about banging my mom.

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

    NBA 2k14 (I think that's the one) cites you with a technical foul if you curse while playing the game. Its purpose has been achieved.
    Disagree. Swearing at video games is what separates man from the animals.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

    NBA 2k14 (I think that's the one) cites you with a technical foul if you curse while playing the game. Its purpose has been achieved.
    Disagree. Swearing at video games is what separates man from the animals.

    People who swear at video games are probably compensating for something

  • belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    If you haven't sworn at a video game, then you haven't lived.

    also, you probably haven't played a dark souls game.

  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    I would describe my feeling toward the kinect as 'apathy,' not 'hatred.' I'm sure a few developers are doing some compelling things with it, just not any things that I'm interested in.

    the whole reason to own a console in the first place is to be able to pick up a controller and play a game relatively quickly with a minimum of stupid bullshit being involved in the transaction. Microsoft's gradual stripping the 'stupid bullshit' out of the process of owning their console I can only attribute to poor sales, so, good.

    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    It's users like you, who just want a game console to play games, who keep breaking the hearts of all those developers who want their box to become the One All-Encompassing Media Solution and Gateway to the Shining Digital Future.
    For shame.

    Commander Zoom on
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

    NBA 2k14 (I think that's the one) cites you with a technical foul if you curse while playing the game. Its purpose has been achieved.
    Disagree. Swearing at video games is what separates man from the animals.

    People who swear at video games are probably compensating for something

    That's what @KalTorak‌ 's mom said.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    If you haven't sworn at a video game, then you haven't lived.

    also, you probably haven't played a dark souls game.

    or Mario Kart

  • streeverstreever Registered User regular
    @Kagera
    The early herpes adopters clearly get the joy of having it for longer than if they bought it later! Sometimes, early adoption is it's own reward.

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

    NBA 2k14 (I think that's the one) cites you with a technical foul if you curse while playing the game. Its purpose has been achieved.
    Disagree. Swearing at video games is what separates man from the animals.

    People who swear at video games are probably compensating for something
    Compensating for the lack of swearing.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    forty wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    YoungFrey wrote: »
    Kinect seems like a really cool tool for a number of workplaces. But I have yet to see it's use in games being at all worth it.

    NBA 2k14 (I think that's the one) cites you with a technical foul if you curse while playing the game. Its purpose has been achieved.
    Disagree. Swearing at video games is what separates man from the animals.

    People who swear at video games are probably compensating for something
    I'll just put this right here...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAnNK-zDDpY

    :D

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