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[PA Comic] Friday, May 16, 2014 - Thwarter
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[PA Comic] Friday, May 16, 2014 - Thwarter
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"You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."
Though, I'd say that a toilet person would know shit about ass. They have a very specific skill set.
A lady I work with does a very simple lab test but it's a monkey thing. I typed up the procedure for her step-by-step in a very detailed way and she just follows along not knowing why she's doing what she's doing because she doesn't care. Every once in a while she does something dumb to try and speed up the process and I have to explain to her why the thing she did is dumb, and she still doesn't get it so I just sigh and tell her not to do that thing next time.
Similarly, I imagine a toilet person could do their thing on a regular basis and know very little about ass.
Wow, you just perfectly described several people that I work with in my job. I train newer people and deal with questions and issues from the ones who have been around for awhile. Some days I just want to shake some of them. =P
-Tycho Brahe
Or are we talking some sort of animated porcelain golem?
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Toilet Person
Artifact Creature - Golem
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a Fecal counter on Toilet Person.
T: Put 1/1 Poop Creature token with haste onto the battlefield equal to the number of charge counters on Toilet Person
If at the beginning of your end step, Toilet Person has 7 or more Fecal counters on it, you lose the game
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