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Dog Vs Crayfish [chat]

CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
This was going to be drunk crayfish [chat] but then I found a YouTube video of a dog fighting a crayfish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU1TdsHfW1M&app=desktop

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    There was a surprising lack of good drunk crayfish videos on the internet.

    I do love the way they do that "COME AT ME BRO" stance you can see at like five seconds in.

    Also they are absurdly strong.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I was at a picnic at Brooklyn Bridge Park and there was a nearby large picnic gathering of a bunch of gay bear type fellows
    Like 50 fellows many of whom were burly and bearded
    And some of them reminded me of Skippy!

    poo
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Aw, I was hoping for a Quebec/Catalonia theme.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I swear geth only chooses me because he knows I'm away from home and only have a tablet.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Too slow

    poo
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Why are Ubisoft games "a Ubisoft production" instead of "an Ubisoft production"?

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    aww, poor dog

    aRkpc.gif
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Why are Ubisoft games "a Ubisoft production" instead of "an Ubisoft production"?

    you be soft

    you filthy casual

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Except imagine it doesn't get stuck. Then it's hilarious.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    There was a surprising lack of good drunk crayfish videos on the internet.

    I do love the way they do that "COME AT ME BRO" stance you can see at like five seconds in.

    Also they are absurdly strong.

    True facts

    The top hit for drunk crayfish was just a crayfish walking backwards for seven seconds

    You are the only one here able to fix this shiv

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have decide the Queen family in Arrow are actually are all super villains.

    It is actually Bizarro world. Good is bad, bad is good.

    And everyone gets an arrow in the knee.

    u7stthr17eud.png
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Why are Ubisoft games "a Ubisoft production" instead of "an Ubisoft production"?
    can you not see hear why when saying it aloud

    an-you sounds terrible

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited May 2014
    Chanus wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Why are Ubisoft games "a Ubisoft production" instead of "an Ubisoft production"?

    you be soft

    you filthy casual

    Wow, I hadn't even considering pronouncing it that way.

    Edit: I've been pronuncing it oo-bee-soft

    mrflippy on
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    crawdad

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    The pinnacle of cinema achievement that is Pacific Rim is on

    I cannae decide if a sequel with bigger badder Kaiju or a prequel with inferior scrapper Jaegers would be cooler

    Oh brilliant
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    That dog is like every tough guy Ive ever met.

    All bark (lol) but wont ever commit to the fight because they may get hurt.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    There was a surprising lack of good drunk crayfish videos on the internet.

    I do love the way they do that "COME AT ME BRO" stance you can see at like five seconds in.

    Also they are absurdly strong.

    A crawfish once beat me up and stole my wallet.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    crawdad

    CHOWDAH!

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Why are Ubisoft games "a Ubisoft production" instead of "an Ubisoft production"?

    you be soft

    you filthy casual

    Wow, I hadn't even considering pronouncing it that way.

    Edit: I've been pronuncing it oo-bee-soft

    Me neither

    I'm sure I've always heard it pronounced oo-be-soft in interviews and such

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Shivahn wrote: »

    Which one again proves my theory: "Science" is just "Act like a 7 year old boy".

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Why are Ubisoft games "a Ubisoft production" instead of "an Ubisoft production"?

    The "U" acts as a consonant sound.

    Same reason it's not "a honor."

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Why are Ubisoft games "a Ubisoft production" instead of "an Ubisoft production"?

    you be soft

    you filthy casual

    Wow, I hadn't even considering pronouncing it that way.

    Edit: I've been pronuncing it oo-bee-soft

    Me neither

    I'm sure I've always heard it pronounced oo-be-soft in interviews and such

    Yeah its oo-be-soft

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Oh hey, free pizza from Grubhub because they screwed up our order last time.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Shrimp do the same thing, but they have those big stabby hojos on their head.

    I can't tell you how many times I've been shivved by a shrimpface on fishing trips.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.

    Hrmmm

    Keep that badboy in drafts for next time

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Atomika wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    There was a surprising lack of good drunk crayfish videos on the internet.

    I do love the way they do that "COME AT ME BRO" stance you can see at like five seconds in.

    Also they are absurdly strong.

    A crawfish once beat me up and stole my wallet.

    Heh, yeah they'll do that.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

    the lift on their backs with their feet up in stirrups because ain't nothing coming out naturally that way

    also it's more comfortable for the spotter

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    UGH, CASUAL I WAS SO CLOSE TO CREATING THE PERFECT [CHAT]

    YOU WAIT YOUR TURN DAMMIT

    NU.

    I HAD SQUATS.

    What we talking here? Ladies in Lycra doing squats?

    yes!

    and abs of men and women

    for those who like either, or, or both.

    AND A PREGNANT WOMAN WEIGHT LIFTING.
    is

    is that okay

    is that a thing they can do

    won't their uterus fall out

    I thought the uterus was absorbed by the body and turned into additional muscle.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    This chat was dedicated to shivahn and all the hard work she does for her crayfish fighting ring science

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    science crayfish fighting ring

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    While looking for videos I found this question:

    "Can you drown while swimming when your drunk? | ChaCha"

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    While looking for videos I found this question:

    "Can you drown while swimming when your drunk? | ChaCha"

    When your drunk is what??

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