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Rise of Nations: [chat] Edition

JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
edited June 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
RISE OF NATIONS IS COMING BACK THIS MONTH ON STEAM.

(please ignore the uploader's stupid logo before the video proper starts, and another stupid one after it ends):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnwi0QCrxyk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgzFNlaNqMA
Wikipedia wrote:
Rise of Nations is a real-time strategy computer game, developed by Big Huge Games and published by Microsoft Game Studios on May 20, 2003. The development of the game was led by veteran game designer Brian Reynolds, of Civilization II and Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. The game has taken several concepts from turn-based strategy games such as territories and attrition warfare.[3] Rise of Nations features 18 civilizations, playable through 8 ages of world history.

On April 28, 2004, Big Huge Games released Rise of Nations: Thrones and Patriots, an expansion pack. Later that year, a Gold edition of Rise of Nations was released, which included both the original and the expansion.

In May 2006, Big Huge Games released Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends, a fantasy-themed spin-off with similar gameplay.

Rise of Nations: Tactics, a game for the iOS was in development at Big Huge Games but was cancelled.[4]

Rise of Nations: Extended Edition is a re-release of the main game and the expansion on Steam due to be released in June 2014. Graphical changes to the game include updated textures, lighting and water. Other changes to the game include Steamworks integration which will add cloud saves, Steam Trading Cards, achievements, Twitch integration and multiplayer with Elo ranked matches to the game. Extended Edition is developed by SkyBox Labs.[5][6]

...

Rise of Nations received many positive reviews for both its soundtrack and gameplay from many websites and magazines and won several awards. It holds an 89% rating at review aggregator site Metacritic.

Reviews[edit]
PC Gamer (UK) - 88%
PC Gamer (US) - 95% (Editor's Choice)
PC Format - 93%
LeveL Turkey - 92%
Gamesmaster UK - 89%
GameSpot - 9.3/10 (Editor's Choice)
IGN - 8.2/10
GameSpy - 90/100
Eurogamer - 9/10
Maximum PC - 10/10
Awards[edit]
GameSpy 2003 Game of the Year - PC RTS[9]
GameSpy Top 10 RTS Games
Best Strategy Game of 2003 by GameSpot
Best PC Game of 2003 by GameSpot

One of my favorite RTSes of all time. It's like Civilization meets Starcraft meets Age of Empires hilarious insanity. Ever wanted to see an army of samurai fight a squad of WWI tanks? YOU CAN. Ever wanted to stealth bomb a Mongolian horde? YOU CAN. Every country gets a special unit and a special power - one of my personal favorites is Russia, whose power is that when you move through their territory your dudes start losing hit points really quickly because LOL WINTER.

This game has been unfairly overlooked for years, partly because it's been so hard to get a hold of for so long (and even harder to get running in widescreen). Now it's on Steam, in glorious widescreen, available to preorder for the low low price of fifteen of bux, or ~$45 for a 4-pack.

BUY.

PLAY.

CONQUER.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    corporate plant confirmed

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Rise of Nations! Woo!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    rtses are p boring imo

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I prefer crusading my kings.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Henroid wrote: »
    I prefer crusading my kings.

    because RTSes might be just a little too exciting

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    stealth bombers in Crusader Kings: 0

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    stealth bombers in Crusader Kings: 0

    You can mod those in.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    it's not a trailer, it's just the intro to the game

    it always put me in the mood for some pillaging

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    That's not a trailer, it's the intro. It's the movie that plays when you start up the game.

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    That's not a trailer, it's the intro. It's the movie that plays when you start up the game.

    I HATE THOSE TOO K?

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    so guys

    Playing House is like one of the funniest shows on television right now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    @syndalis‌

    older dubstep had a more "muted techstep" sort of sound and is maybe better background information job music than the later beer-soaked Rusko type stuff

    benga is an original don of the sound

    http://youtu.be/dEZBDce3nkE

    skream is reliable

    http://youtu.be/KandVSZbZAM

    plastician did a lot of early "sublow" style stuff

    http://youtu.be/WHGYj1kuozc

    desc on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    @desc‌

    Okay then - is there a good playlist or itunes/pandora radio suggestion or anything I could drop in as a starting seed?

    I guess I'll just say "dubstep" and start thumbs upping and downing stuff.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    That's not a trailer, it's the intro. It's the movie that plays when you start up the game.

    I HATE THOSE TOO K?

    [never mind this post. I posted too hastily and didn't check my stuff]

    21stCentury on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I prefer crusading my kings.

    because RTSes might be just a little too exciting

    Haters gonna hate.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    sweet, those are some p great suggestions.

    I'll start there.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    streaming dubstep

    unsure if sound cutting out is because of inferior wi-fi connection, or because it's part of the song

    AresProphet on
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Henroid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I prefer crusading my kings.

    because RTSes might be just a little too exciting

    Haters gonna hate.

    i don't hate

    i've tried to enjoy CK2 like four times now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    just thumbs down all the dubstep

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    so guys

    Playing House is like one of the funniest shows on television right now

    speak to me of this, I have never heard of it

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @desc I saw you got Antonio Carlos Jobim's "Wave"

    that is basically the soundtrack to my high school years at home (my dad played it on the piano every night)

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    so guys

    Playing House is like one of the funniest shows on television right now

    speak to me of this, I have never heard of it

    it's on USA

    the one lady was a big business lady in china and got fired

    her best friend is a pregnant lady who caught her husband sending money to an overseas mail order bride and so is now single

    hilarity ensues

    i'm not a good describer but watch 'is

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ZCDcQLtmk

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    seriously though

    I feel like there is something asinine about, when someone tells you about a thing - a movie or book or game or song or whatever -immediately going "well I prefer (foo)"

    taste in media isn't the fucking Highlander

    there can be more than one

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    seriously though

    I feel like there is something asinine about, when someone tells you about a thing - a movie or book or game or song or whatever -immediately going "well I prefer (foo)"

    taste in media isn't the fucking Highlander

    there can be more than one

    True. Counterpoint: This is the internet, which deals only in absolutes.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/12/101209074359.htm

    Continuing the talk from the last thread, USE LUBE

    LUBE GOOD

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    @‌syndalis

    also maybe Loefah

    http://youtu.be/Fo6V8rvmQ7g

    coki

    http://youtu.be/aMV8XlY7WzQ

    and then of course there is all the goofy fun late period wobbly stuff

    http://youtu.be/3HVKN3iwU_U

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    so guys

    Playing House is like one of the funniest shows on television right now

    speak to me of this, I have never heard of it

    it's on USA

    the one lady was a big business lady in china and got fired

    her best friend is a pregnant lady who caught her husband sending money to an overseas mail order bride and so is now single

    hilarity ensues

    i'm not a good describer but watch 'is

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ZCDcQLtmk

    huh this actually sounds pretty cool

    I am super behind on my stories I need to add this to the list

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @desc I saw you got Antonio Carlos Jobim's "Wave"

    that is basically the soundtrack to my high school years at home (my dad played it on the piano every night)

    I like it but I think I like Stone Flower more

    hmm

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    that's not the funniest clip or anything, just the first one i could find :P

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/12/101209074359.htm

    Continuing the talk from the last thread, USE LUBE

    LUBE GOOD

    That was less of a talk and more of an attempt to talk.

    BUT HERE IT IS.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    seriously though

    I feel like there is something asinine about, when someone tells you about a thing - a movie or book or game or song or whatever -immediately going "well I prefer (foo)"

    taste in media isn't the fucking Highlander

    there can be more than one

    just fyi if any of ur opinions deviate from mine...

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    also watch some Marquese Scott videos because omg and maybe you will find some songs you like that way

    https://www.youtube.com/user/WHZGUD2/videos

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    That's not a trailer, it's the intro. It's the movie that plays when you start up the game.

    I HATE THOSE TOO K?

    [never mind this post. I posted too hastily and didn't check my stuff]

    ok no see this is a prime example of what im talking about.

    you see this cool video w/ all these armies running around and cool buildings and shit and then you get in the game and all you actually see is a map. civ SEEMS like it would be totally up my alley based on videos like this, but then when you get in game its a completely different feel. when i first tried it was confused about why i couldnt click on a city on the map and go in to it to view it and build buildings and shit. then i realized it was because you just fucking couldnt.

    my god it burns my grits.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    That's not a trailer, it's the intro. It's the movie that plays when you start up the game.

    I HATE THOSE TOO K?

    [never mind this post. I posted too hastily and didn't check my stuff]

    ok no see this is a prime example of what im talking about.

    you see this cool video w/ all these armies running around and cool buildings and shit and then you get in the game and all you actually see is a map. civ SEEMS like it would be totally up my alley based on videos like this, but then when you get in game its a completely different feel. when i first tried it was confused about why i couldnt click on a city on the map and go in to it to view it and build buildings and shit. then i realized it was because you just fucking couldnt.

    my god it burns my grits.

    you ninja edited on me!

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    That's not a trailer, it's the intro. It's the movie that plays when you start up the game.

    I HATE THOSE TOO K?

    Like ludious never left. ;)

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I feel like there is something asinine about, when someone tells you about a thing - a movie or book or game or song or whatever -immediately going "well I prefer (foo)"

    taste in media isn't the fucking Highlander

    I prefer Forever Knight

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    sorry but i fucking hate trailers like that. i want to see real gameplay. not some video they put together to look amazing that looks nothing like the actual game.

    its one of my pet peeves

    That's not a trailer, it's the intro. It's the movie that plays when you start up the game.

    I HATE THOSE TOO K?

    Like ludious never left. ;)

    oh my

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    (I don't actually prefer Forever Knight.

    Highlander was the shiznit.)

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    I'll always be a Age of Empires 2 kinda guy, but shit like C&C and Rise of Nations are great too.

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