So I don't know what those Japanese words at the beginning mean but I'm going to assume that this story is the opening plot of a Japanese dating simulator where the good ending involves making love to a dying eight-year-old and the great ending involves the same thing and also a fox girl, your sister, your teacher and your high-school sweetheart.
So I don't know what those Japanese words at the beginning mean but I'm going to assume that this story is the opening plot of a Japanese dating simulator where the good ending involves making love to a dying eight-year-old and the great ending involves the same thing and also a fox girl, your sister, your teacher and your high-school sweetheart.
So I don't know what those Japanese words at the beginning mean but I'm going to assume that this story is the opening plot of a Japanese dating simulator where the good ending involves making love to a dying eight-year-old and the great ending involves the same thing and also a fox girl, your sister, your teacher and your high-school sweetheart.
racist
Hey, if you read that as me being negative then you're the racist.
The only thing I've read that made me cry was The Giver. I mean, other books have come close, but the Giver actually pushed me over the edge.
The ending of Ocarina of Time made me tear up a bit when Navi flies away into the sun.
As for movies there is a scene in the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven where
Sybylla, Queen of Jerusalem, finds out her six year old son has Leprosy, just like her now-dead brother, King Baldwin IV. Its just so fucking tragic when the physician looks up at her and you can see in his eyes the diagnosis and she just falls back against the wall and her lips quiver and she begins to sob silently.
And then she poisons her own son to spare him from his fate. Fucking tragic.
Actual conversation between Brother Paul and his biological brother, Pat:
Pat: "So I see they're doing this Justice League thing on CN."
Paul: "Yeah. It looks pretty good. I'm not much for DC, but what the fuck. I'll give it a whirl at least."
"So...I know Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman and all that shit, right?"
"Yeah."
"Who's the bitch with the wings?"
"I think that's Hawkgirl or something. I could be wrong, but I think that's it."
"So who's the green dude? He looks like the Shaft of the crew."
"Oh, that's the Martian Manhunter."
"So...who is he?"
"The Martian Manhunter."
"And what does he do?"
"He's from Mars, and he hunts men."
"Oh. So who is he?"
"HE'S THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, FUCKHEAD. SO WHAT DOES HE DO?"
"HE COMES FROM MARS AND HE HUNTS MEN. MARTIAN. MAN. HUNTER. WHY IS THIS SUCH A DIFFICULT CONCEPT FOR YOU TO GRASP?"
"I DON'T READ DC. SO WHO THE FUCK IS HE?"
This argument went on for, I shit you not, an hour and a half. It ended with Paul telling him that he was Dickman and that he controls huge dicks, and that he should watch the show if he doesn't believe him. Right after the first episode, Pat calls.
"There ain't no fucking Dickman."
"I know. I told you that to make you shut up."
"You sure that wasn't Plastic Man?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty fucking sure. Especially since they called him the Martian Manhunter in the fucking episode."
"Oh. So I see he does like Plastic man shit. So who is he?"
"Oh FUCK YOU."
*click*
oh man the giver.. wasn't that about some futuristic society where people are assigned roles and the main kid's role is to serve as the memory of the history of mankind? i barely remember reading it but it was pretty badass
oh man the giver.. wasn't that about some futuristic society where people are assigned roles and the main kid's role is to serve as the memory of the history of mankind? i barely remember reading it but it was pretty badass
I read that as "The Guyver" and I was like "FUCK YEAH, THIS THREAD JUST GOT AWESOME!"
oh man the giver.. wasn't that about some futuristic society where people are assigned roles and the main kid's role is to serve as the memory of the history of mankind? i barely remember reading it but it was pretty badass
That was one of the books that taught me I really like dystopian future stuff. Children are assigned to parents by the government and emotions are suppressed by drugs at the beginning of puberty. Everyone can only see things in black and white. After the boy becomes the apprentice to The Giver he stops taking the drugs and one of the first things he notices is how his female friend has red hair and he wants to see her naked.
All that stuff is cool but the ending kinda left me going O_o .
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And the first ticket is free.
It's a recursive loop that never ends.
let's not compare girlishness here because chances are I'll win
"Why didn't you do you best
To bid that girl last request?"
Eat a dick
Dunkaty Darmed Guards
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
SHUT THE HELL UP
I've got a hug with your name on it Casino.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
apparently I broke down in front of my dad like two hours after seeing Friday Night Lights
because I was playing football and doing pretty shitty in school or something
But I honestly don't remember it at all
http://www.gaijinsmash.net/archives/moekos_owl.phtml
mostly because
lol
caboose
cabooooooooooose
such a great word
red vs blooo
red vs abloo bloo blooo
I mean, yeah, it was a nice sweet story, but not really a tear jerker.
man fuck RvB
they're funny and all
but man caboose has been an awesome word since before the internet
just all
CHUGA CHUGA CHUG
I'M THE CABOOSE
I'M HANGIN IN THE BACK
OF THE PARTY TRAIN
UM... GOOSE
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Even butch dykes like Jordyn think cabooses are adorable.
I think tonight i'm making pork roast
cabooooooooooooooose
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they're all
oh snap
dude don't fuck around
tears welled up
Geek you know I am a giant vagina sometimes
man that green guy doesn't fuck around, whoever he is
Is he like Superman's son or something? Superman's an alien right
I bet his name's like Verde or something
I scanned a bunch of "J'onn is a fucking badass" moments.
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I lol'd so hard at this
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So I don't know what those Japanese words at the beginning mean but I'm going to assume that this story is the opening plot of a Japanese dating simulator where the good ending involves making love to a dying eight-year-old and the great ending involves the same thing and also a fox girl, your sister, your teacher and your high-school sweetheart.
racist
Hey, if you read that as me being negative then you're the racist.
The ending of Ocarina of Time made me tear up a bit when Navi flies away into the sun.
As for movies there is a scene in the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven where
I felt like crap for the rest of the day though.
I am so gay.
Pat: "So I see they're doing this Justice League thing on CN."
Paul: "Yeah. It looks pretty good. I'm not much for DC, but what the fuck. I'll give it a whirl at least."
"So...I know Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman and all that shit, right?"
"Yeah."
"Who's the bitch with the wings?"
"I think that's Hawkgirl or something. I could be wrong, but I think that's it."
"So who's the green dude? He looks like the Shaft of the crew."
"Oh, that's the Martian Manhunter."
"So...who is he?"
"The Martian Manhunter."
"And what does he do?"
"He's from Mars, and he hunts men."
"Oh. So who is he?"
"HE'S THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, FUCKHEAD. SO WHAT DOES HE DO?"
"HE COMES FROM MARS AND HE HUNTS MEN. MARTIAN. MAN. HUNTER. WHY IS THIS SUCH A DIFFICULT CONCEPT FOR YOU TO GRASP?"
"I DON'T READ DC. SO WHO THE FUCK IS HE?"
This argument went on for, I shit you not, an hour and a half. It ended with Paul telling him that he was Dickman and that he controls huge dicks, and that he should watch the show if he doesn't believe him. Right after the first episode, Pat calls.
"There ain't no fucking Dickman."
"I know. I told you that to make you shut up."
"You sure that wasn't Plastic Man?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty fucking sure. Especially since they called him the Martian Manhunter in the fucking episode."
"Oh. So I see he does like Plastic man shit. So who is he?"
"Oh FUCK YOU."
*click*
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
I read that as "The Guyver" and I was like "FUCK YEAH, THIS THREAD JUST GOT AWESOME!"
Then I read the rest of the post.
That was one of the books that taught me I really like dystopian future stuff. Children are assigned to parents by the government and emotions are suppressed by drugs at the beginning of puberty. Everyone can only see things in black and white. After the boy becomes the apprentice to The Giver he stops taking the drugs and one of the first things he notices is how his female friend has red hair and he wants to see her naked.
All that stuff is cool but the ending kinda left me going O_o .