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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    what's the difference between tampons and sorority girls?
    nothing, they're both stuck up b!tches.
    I think you misspelled "bitches" there.
    And fucked the joke up. The punchline is "They're both stuck up cunts."
    Yeah, I never heard the joke before, but "cunts" does work a little better.
    Thats what she said!
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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn you have a DCAU screenshot for every occasion.

    Pata on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    what's the difference between tampons and sorority girls?
    nothing, they're both stuck up b!tches.
    I think you misspelled "bitches" there.
    And fucked the joke up. The punchline is "They're both stuck up cunts."
    Yeah, I never heard the joke before, but "cunts" does work a little better.
    Thats what she said!
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    Hunter on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Jordyn you have a DCAU screenshot for every occasion.

    Well, that one is particularly useful around these parts.

    (the internet)

    Jordyn on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Someone please play Day of Defeat: Source with me.

    Uriel on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Jordyn you have a DCAU screenshot for every occasion.

    Well, that one is particularly useful around these parts.

    (the internet)


    Jordyn I am drawing a picture for youuuuuuu

    Brolo on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    O:

    Oh man oh man

    Jordyn on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gee that was fun shooting WW2 guys.

    I went around 30 kills in 32 deaths and would of done better but I switched out to assault cause our guys were not rushing. At one point I actually was even, and was going to start going positive but then I swapped classes. And unless it's a tommy gun or a sniper rifle I usually suck with it.

    Uriel on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No one cares

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So, yeah, I was going to make my first post ever on this thread. Like, you know, not going off topic or anything.

    But, now that I've read the whole thread, I find myself not really knowing what we are talking about.

    Is this normal?

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Abraham F. Hawk wrote: »
    So, yeah, I was going to make my first post ever on this thread. Like, you know, not going off topic or anything.

    But, now that I've read the whole thread, I find myself not really knowing what we are talking about.

    Is this normal?

    Oh my yes.

    I think it's coincidence that any of my posts actually have anything to do with the posts I'm quoting.

    Hell, I haven't even read what you typed.

    Bob The Monkey on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sometimes is't amazing if posts contain actual words

    potatoe on
  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bob The Monkey wrote: »
    Abraham F. Hawk wrote: »
    So, yeah, I was going to make my first post ever on this thread. Like, you know, not going off topic or anything.

    But, now that I've read the whole thread, I find myself not really knowing what we are talking about.

    Is this normal?

    Oh my yes.

    I think it's coincidence that any of my posts actually have anything to do with the posts I'm quoting.

    Hell, I haven't even read what you typed.

    I... I didn't type anything.

    Abraham F. Hawk on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    I gotta take a crazy dump.

    Rankenphile on
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  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I gotta take a crazy dump.

    See, it's things like this that makes me confused.

    Abraham F. Hawk on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited April 2007
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Abraham F. Hawk wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I gotta take a crazy dump.

    See, it's things like this that makes me confused.

    pretty self explanatory.

    I had to take a dump.

    Turned out it was hard gas.

    What's to be confused about?

    Rankenphile on
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  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mr. Far Side, it's just so... so... Confusing.

    I mean, couldn't mr. Rakenphile just NOT say that, take the dump, and then be back?

    This is all so new and exciting.

    Abraham F. Hawk on
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Abraham F. Hawk wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I gotta take a crazy dump.

    See, it's things like this that makes me confused.

    pretty self explanatory.

    I had to take a dump.

    Turned out it was hard gas.

    What's to be confused about?

    I imagine there was a bit of confusion on your end for a few seconds.

    BigDes on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    here's the thing

    99% of the people here aren't real, they are simulations of people. occasionally the simulation puts a task it is to simulate into the foruming sequence rather than just a bodily function subroutine, and that's what we saw there.

    potatoe on
  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Now I'm scared, becuase the odds are against me being real.

    Abraham F. Hawk on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Abraham F. Hawk wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I gotta take a crazy dump.

    See, it's things like this that makes me confused.

    See, the trick is to accept that people will make non-sequitir comments on their own, but not get tempted into doing it yourself. Generally until you've been here for a few months, just stay on topic on threads that are still on their current topic. If it's an off topic thread, reply to people who are posting off-topic stuff.

    Don't start a new topic unless you really have to. Threads about news and current events are sometimes covered already in previous topics or by other forumers, and people will jump all over you for making a duplicate. Generally the best threads are ones that everybody can participate in or tells stories about, but if you make them too specific or convoluted nobody will bother participate.

    Other than that, just lurk a bit and have fun.

    Brolo on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Abraham F. Hawk wrote: »
    Mr. Far Side, it's just so... so... Confusing.

    I mean, couldn't mr. Rakenphile just NOT say that, take the dump, and then be back?

    This is all so new and exciting.

    LUUUUUURRRRRRRK

    Also, taking dumps is fun. You should try it, it might make you feel better about living in Sweden.

    Defender on
  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender, I like Sweden. We've got.. er.. you know. Like, polar bears and stuff, running around the streets of Stockholm. Acutally, I just saw one. A street, that is. But there COULD have been a polar bear running around there. Totally.

    And Rolo, thanks for the advice.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If you like it so much how about you stop attacking Ireland with your horned helmet and gigantic beard?

    Defender on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    here's the thing

    99% of the people here aren't real, they are simulations of people. occasionally the simulation puts a task it is to simulate into the foruming sequence rather than just a bodily function subroutine, and that's what we saw there.

    I'm as real as space aliens and rice krispies treats.

    Jordyn on
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  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    We could to that, but the polar bears demand blood. Blood and pots of gold. Or maybe just pot, I can never remember.

    Now I have to sleep, 'cause I live in the future, and it's like the middle of the night here.

    Abraham F. Hawk on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    OK see you in the morning. Which I guess is three months from now.

    Defender on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    here's the thing

    99% of the people here aren't real, they are simulations of people. occasionally the simulation puts a task it is to simulate into the foruming sequence rather than just a bodily function subroutine, and that's what we saw there.

    I'm as real as space aliens and rice krispies treats.

    poop hats are to be introduced in version 7.3.45, you are simply a more advanced iteration with certain aspects still being tested

    potatoe on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wish I had some snacks like some milk duds maybe

    Jordyn on
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  • Tibetan Yak FarmerTibetan Yak Farmer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me, sometimes I find I need to scream

    Tibetan Yak Farmer on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I wish I had some snacks like some milk duds maybe

    Rap snacks?

    Also, how are things going with your young, thugged out ward? Have his parents been murdered yet?

    Brolo on
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I hate when one second I'm walkin' along just fine and then the next second I'm prairie doggin' it. Then I go to the bathroom and squeeze out what feels like a kielbasa, but then I take a look and it's about the same size as that baby gerkin that sits in the bottom of the jar for six months because you're too damn lazy to get a fork.

    Shorty on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I wish I had some snacks like some milk duds maybe

    Rap snacks?

    Also, how are things going with your young, thugged out ward? Have his parents been murdered yet?

    My what?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Also, that was like poetry, Shorty.

    Jordyn on
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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I wish I had some snacks like some milk duds maybe

    Rap snacks?

    Also, how are things going with your young, thugged out ward? Have his parents been murdered yet?

    My what?

    I think he is talking about the hooligan that you work with.

    Seg on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh, FineBitches.

    He's a fuckhead.

    Jordyn on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    oh, FineBitches.

    He's a fuckhead.

    You have to train him to fight crime, Jordyn. Teach him your detective skills. Change his thirst for revenge into a hunger for justice.

    Brolo on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Thirst for revenge?

    it's a thirst for "fine bitches."

    Jordyn on
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Thirst for revenge?

    it's a thirst for "fine bitches."

    Villains usually hang out with "fine bitches".


    His interests would go well with crime fighting. Kill the bad guy, get the girl(s).

    MKR on
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