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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
These are all cribbed from Transmet but they are all some of my favorites.
"I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock" for truly not giving a shit.
"The best part of you dried up on your mother's thigh" to insult someone.
"Suck out my farts" as a general "fuck this" or "fuck you"
Though I mean, I toss them around for humor more than anything else, if I am genuinely upset with someone or something I just get quiet and excuse myself.
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GreenStick around.I'm full of bad ideas.Registered Userregular
I'm a fan of creative cursing more than insults
My favorite is probably JESUS CHRIST WITH A LASER GUN
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you are a monster
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Welp we can shut it down already!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I hope that you get stuck in traffic when you really, really have to poop.
I hope you find yourself speaking ill of someone, only to discover they're right behind you.
I hope you get an irremovable stain on your absolute favorite shirt.
Besides the ones from Christmas Vacation and Billy Madison, I quite like fuckwit.
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Alternative curse: Go find a disease and hop into bed with it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nxp8hTYrg0
holy crap
I just
I don't
what does this mean
If it is anything like I think it is...
You really don't want to know.
Now I want some virgins Mimolette.
it's actually a bad quote
in the monologue "your" does not appear
what the quote means is that the longer you keep your virginity, the less desirable it becomes
it's an entire monologue about how awesome getting laid is, because shakespeare was a dirty bastard
After a certain point I stop pulling punches.
though we never clarified if it means you're a monger of ogling or that you ogle mongers
"I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock" for truly not giving a shit.
"The best part of you dried up on your mother's thigh" to insult someone.
"Suck out my farts" as a general "fuck this" or "fuck you"
Though I mean, I toss them around for humor more than anything else, if I am genuinely upset with someone or something I just get quiet and excuse myself.
My favorite is probably JESUS CHRIST WITH A LASER GUN
I would pass on the second hand knowledge I have from my girlfriend but I think it would be better to leave it to a pro like @SimBen
Whoa what
we're gonna need to spend page 2 of the thread on this one