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babyeatingjesus
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I lose my virginity at 1030 am cst on wednesday, April 11th.
The real way.
Not only that, but because I want to be one of the popular girls directly after that I'm deep throating it!
That's right, I'm going in for a "double ender", where they will give me a colonoscopy then scope my throat.
so today I was on a low residue diet and tomorrow it's all clear liquids and industrial strength laxative.
Wish me luck kids, they're going to do me right at the doctor's office in, 35.5 hours now.
The real way.
Not only that, but because I want to be one of the popular girls directly after that I'm deep throating it!
That's right, I'm going in for a "double ender", where they will give me a colonoscopy then scope my throat.
so today I was on a low residue diet and tomorrow it's all clear liquids and industrial strength laxative.
Wish me luck kids, they're going to do me right at the doctor's office in, 35.5 hours now.
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is it parasties?
I mean besides for the fun of it.
(bum bummm bummm bummmm)
youuu'll be a woomannnnn soooon
i love this song
so much
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you have a terrible doctor
you never go ass to mouth.
If you're german you do
He may be a terrible doctor,
but hell if I'm not a terrific lover.
What's up with all this jazz?
on the one hand it appears I have acid reflux. So they got me some nice pills and are scoping my throat to see if there was any damage and if they were correct in giving me said pills.
the other set of symptoms they are pretty sure is just stress, but there is a nice strong family history of colon cancer backing me up, so they just want to be sure. Doc says prep for one is the same for the other, so why not just do both?
Also because who doesn't want to see if they can get cameras in either end of their body to touch?
guaranteed that there is a fetish community that you could sell videos of this to
TO THE INTERNET
and that's crazy BEJ.
Crazy
But like, we're venturing into territory not covered by Canadian Health Care and fuck you I'm going to pay $500 for you to tell me I'm way too young to have cancer and need to reduce my stress levels if I want my stomach to not try and kill me.
Hong Kong Phooey easily.
Because in that battle, he's the underdog. OH HO HO, the irony of it all.
Hopefully someone at least buys you ice cream or something afterwards.
...
GET IT?
The down side of that is thursday I will be two days behind and will get raped.
again
Either way it involved fasting, satanic liquids, then ass raping, IV bag full of white viscous liquid (not shitting you), and then later chalky milkshake and rolling around practically naked on metal beds.
Have fun!