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You Have Been Chosen (Bioware Viral?)

MatevMatev Cero MiedoRegistered User regular
So, I was just on my way to bed, and checking my email, like you do, when I saw one form Bioware labeled "You've Been Chosen"

It lead me to a fucked up video with a link to this site at the end of it.

All right Bioware, you caught me at just the right time. Let me in on the joke so I can get some damned sleep.

Anyone else have any ideas as to what the hell this is for?

"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
Hail Hydra

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    They said they were working on a new ip at E3

    A paranormal/dream-based thriller would be novel for them

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Certainly feels like a different direction for them. It'll interesting to see what other bits get teased out.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Free to play match-3 game. With seasonal crossovers from other Bioware IP.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Ah, so I'm guessing this is what they've been collaborating with Failbetter on

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I never thought about it before but horror really is perfect for bioware. They've experimented with it a little bit in previous games but never gone full hog

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Twin Peaks dating sim.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    So, Hood Guy:

    Romanceable???

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Horror normally is something I stay well away from, but it's Bioware so I'll definitely keep an eye out.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

    This just in: all game development companies banned from working on more than one IP at once. More at 11...

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Speaking of Horror, I was just playing the demo for Among the Sleep.

    God damn if that ain't creepy as hell, and now I gotta wait till payday to play the full version.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

    This just in: all game development companies banned from working on more than one IP at once. More at 11...

    No they aren't

    So where is it

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    InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    I got excited because I thought the email was from Blizzard and I thought Heroes of the Storm! Sweet!

    Then I read what it really was. Interested, just less so than initially.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Blankzilla wrote: »

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    LARPing, a bold new direction for bioware

    Brolo on
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    You've been chosen...to play the world's first moba with a dialogue wheel.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

    It must be absolutely exhausting to be a game dev.

    "Ugh, another E3 of all sequels and reboots."
    "Oh, okay, here you go."
    "Ugh, a new IP in a genre I don't like. More sequels, please."

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Wouldn't it be great if Mr. Smoke-for-a-Face was the protagonist

    Character generator all letting you choose the color and opacity of the smoke billowing out of your neck hole

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

    This just in: all game development companies banned from working on more than one IP at once. More at 11...[/quote]

    No they aren't

    So where is it[/quote]

    It was just announced on June 9th. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

    It must be absolutely exhausting to be a game dev.

    "Ugh, another E3 of all sequels and reboots."
    "Oh, okay, here you go."
    "Ugh, a new IP in a genre I don't like. More sequels, please."

    Furthermore, Montreal is working on ME4, and Edmonton appears to be working on this game, so it's not like one is delaying the other.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I mean, I personally want a new Resident Evil, a cross between the style of RE2 and RE4, but with the pretty graphics and more advanced combat of RE5 and RE6.

    Doesn't mean I want Capcom to stop work on every other project and dedicate like 500 developers to one project...

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

    It must be absolutely exhausting to be a game dev.

    "Ugh, another E3 of all sequels and reboots."
    "Oh, okay, here you go."
    "Ugh, a new IP in a genre I don't like. More sequels, please."

    "THREE ENDINGS MOAR LIKE THREE COLORS MIRITE"

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    You can have any color, so long as it's smoking corpse black

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    You've been cho-[TO SEE THE REST OF THIS MESSAGE PLEASE IMPUT CREDIT CARD DETAILS AND PURCHASE THE ADVERTISING DLC]

    Buttcleft on
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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    Whatever it is, I hope it's not a free to play.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i saw this and thought, man are they relaunching The Secret World as a single player game because fuck yeah

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Twin Peaks dating sim.

    im also totally okay with this

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    ME4 - has worse ending than ME3

    THE HORROR

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    ME4 - has worse ending than ME3

    THE HORROR

    OH HO HO ME3 ENDING JOKE

    HO HO HO

    MY SIDES.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    welp looks like it's nightmare time
    that part where he's already in the car nope noPE NOPE NO NO SEND HELP

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Wouldn't it be great if Mr. Smoke-for-a-Face was the protagonist

    Character generator all letting you choose the color and opacity of the smoke billowing out of your neck hole

    Actually that does sound fun.

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Twin Peaks dating sim.

    im also totally okay with this

    I'd walk through her fire

    'Just youuuuu and iiiiiiii' .avi

    "Diane"

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    KhoshekhKhoshekh Registered User regular
    Ah, so I'm guessing this is what they've been collaborating with Failbetter on

    They've been collaborating with Failbetter on something?

    Oh, oh now that could be very interesting...

    "Baby," I said. "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me."
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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Live-action video game teasers.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I mean, I personally want a new Resident Evil, a cross between the style of RE2 and RE4, but with the pretty graphics and more advanced combat of RE5 and RE6.

    Doesn't mean I want Capcom to stop work on every other project and dedicate like 500 developers to one project...

    Strongly disagree

    Capcom make a new fucking mega man game that isn't an iOS garbage port

    (yes I know about Mighty No. 9)

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Horror is not my thing at all

    Where's ME4

    It must be absolutely exhausting to be a game dev.

    "Ugh, another E3 of all sequels and reboots."
    "Oh, okay, here you go."
    "Ugh, a new IP in a genre I don't like. More sequels, please."

    Well I mean

    I doubt the people saying that first thing are also the people saying that second thing

    It's just simply a case of you can't please everyone, not a case of you can't please anyone

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