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I BRING YOU [Love]

HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
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Looooooooooovvvve!

We all know it, or at least know of it. It's that strange, special feeling that happens in the pit of your stomach, the cockles of your heart, and the folds of your bank statements. It keeps you warm on cold nights, lifts you up when life tries to bring you down, and manipulates your emotions and finances like a Sicilian confidence man. What is it? Where does it come from? How do I get rid of it? Is heartbreak what death feels like? All of these questions and more will surely be left unanswered in this latest edition of the SE++ Love Thread!

Come for the salacious gossip, stay because you're a sad, lonely person with nowhere else to go.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I have an 18 year old telling me about the time he slept with his mum's mate as a way to convince me that it wouldn't be wrong to sleep with him. This is my love life.

    BogeytynicceresTheySlashThemThe BetgirlUsagiTankHammerOghulkVegemyteQuidDarth_MogsAnialosHellaJeffFyndirHeadCreepsZilla360Dis'Darth WaiterKwoaruNullzoneWheatBun01SkeithTheodore FlooseveltMadEddycabsypixiecowNightDragonwanderingDisruptedCapitalistSlacker71Corehealersarukun
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Again I point you to the revelation I had this weekend vis a vis: unicorns, and my Six Degrees of Kevin Baconing thereof.

    Also the fact that apparently her landlord is a swinger and hosts swinger parties in their living room.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Basically what I'm saying is, I'm glad I've never not stopped not drinking.

    Usagi
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm drunk. I love everyone.

    Donovan Puppyfucker
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    They must have a very big living room to have a swing set in it comfortably.

    tynicOdinVegemyteDis'
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Gross.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    I have an 18 year old telling me about the time he slept with his mum's mate as a way to convince me that it wouldn't be wrong to sleep with him. This is my love life.

    I have a crazy spanish dude trying to convince me to move to california and work in real estate. But you win.

    AngelinaUsagiVegemyteAnialosBé ChuilleDarth WaiterDis'KwoaruNightDragonSlacker71
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    People wonder why I'm single. Then they meet the men I know.

    tynicMadEddyNightDragon
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm drunk. I love everyone.

    I love... most.

    Well, pretty much everyone, yeah.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
    Donovan PuppyfuckerRaijin QuickfootTankHammer
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ceres... I know :p

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Angelina wrote: »
    People wonder why I'm single. Then they meet the men I know.

    Clearly you're single because all the good English men took off to find their fame and fortune in American cinema.

    Hacksaw on
    NeoTomaAngelinaKwoaru
  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    My friend is convinced that's he's a liar and actually a virgin. So instead of sleeping as I have to be up at 6, I'm trying to get details. I also need to find out if I kissed him on Saturday night. Damn vodka.

    Peter Ebel
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I can think of better ways to spend an evening than testing the virginity chops of a mouthy 18 year old, yeah.

    PlatyDonovan PuppyfuckerHacksawceresNeoTomaUsagiAngelinaWeedLordVegetaVegemyteAnialosButlerKwoaruWheatBun01MadEddypixiecowReynoldsKochikensTofystedethsarukun
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Just give him the classic Virgin test:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn3IRHhPXMo

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bad Company Feel Like Making Love just came one.

    Yes I do to everyone

    HeadCreeps
  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    I wanna know what love is

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Generally speaking, a bad idea.

    tynicXaquinjoshofalltradesDarth_MogsDonovan Puppyfucker
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    No love for me!

    Hacksaw
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    I wanna know what love is

    no seriously, what's it like

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
    HunteraTamSlacker71
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I thought I felt love one time

    It was just indigestion.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    I wanna know what love is

    A miserable pile of secretes

    XaquinOdinUnbrokenEvaBrainleechfightinfilipinoDonovan PuppyfuckerMetalbourneNullzoneMadEddysarukun
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    A miserable pile of secretion

    Joolander
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I am super lonely but also submerged in a deep-sea trench of self-loathing and terrified of human contact. It's a good combination.

    TheySlashThemEtiowsaTankHammerEvilCakeBrovid HasselsmofCalica
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    I wanna know what love is

    A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    GOD DAMN IT JESS

    The BetgirlUsagiXaquinUnbrokenEvaTankHammerDarth_MogsHeadCreepsMetalbourneDarth WaiterMadEddy
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Usagi wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    I wanna know what love is

    A miserable pile of secretes

    Biologically speaking, yes.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
    UsagiBrainleechCalicasarukun
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I am super lonely but also submerged in a deep-sea trench of self-loathing and terrified of human contact. It's a good combination.

    Yes this.

    One Thousand CablesTheySlashThemSorce
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm so drunk. Someone take advantage of me

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    GOD DAMN IT JESS

    GHOSTED

    UnbrokenEvaTankHammerfightinfilipinoDonovan PuppyfuckerDarth WaiterNullzoneMadEddyRandy ButternubbsReynolds
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ladies...

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I'm gonna send someone a message on OkCupid

    Just because

    Her profile says she likes Star Wars

    Any advice

    Brovid Hasselsmof
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Love is like pie.

    It tastes good and it makes you all warm inside and it is best if you have the whole thing to yourself because then you don't have to worry about eating too much of it and someone else not having enough you just get the whole goddamn thing and you can just put huge scoops of ice cream right in the middle of it so that it melts all over the place and is the best and whipped cream, too, you can have the can right next to you and squirt some onto every bite if you want to you can do that because it's all yours that's love that's love

    Mr FuzzbuttSlacker71
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    no chico I think that's just pie.

    XaquinEvilCakeKilroypixiecow
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pie's pretty great though.

    UsagiChicoBlueKaplarXaquinEvilCakeHellaJeffDonovan PuppyfuckerDis'KilroyJoolanderMadEddyCalicacabsypixiecowNightDragonSlacker71TofystedethCorehealer
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Now I want pie

    DirtyDirtyVagrantMadEddypixiecow
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've got pie in my pants


    Ladies...

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Strawberry rhubarb would be just about perfect right now

    Biscuits and GravyKilroyTofystedeth
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Raijin go to bed

    TamjoshofalltradesEvilCakeDonovan Puppyfucker
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    I wanna know what love is

    A miserable pile of secretes

    One day I'll get credit for making this joke first.

    One day...

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