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ITT: Mocking of whores

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    600 dollars

    Do you have any idea what kind of whore you can get for that much?

    A good looking one.

    i mean, come on

    i'd do it for a tenth of that

    potatoe on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I heard a recording of a virtual "gang-bang" of a chick in SWG on a Teamspeak server.

    Basicly this bitch who sounded like she gargled with gravel begging these 40 year old virgins to fuck her harder while you could hear her vibe going in the backround and all the guys panting and calling her a dirty whore.



    I showered for 2 hours after hearing that.

    pix or it didn't happen


    If you throat fucked me with a cactus I could probably do a really good imitation. That sound bite is burned into my memory so fierce I still hear the guys panting and her screaming about being a slut in mandalorian armor.


    "Make me cum with the force Tokito..... do it!!"




    Some things just never leave you.



    I will accept a MSpaint example as well.

    precisionk on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I heard a recording of a virtual "gang-bang" of a chick in SWG on a Teamspeak server.

    Basicly this bitch who sounded like she gargled with gravel begging these 40 year old virgins to fuck her harder while you could hear her vibe going in the backround and all the guys panting and calling her a dirty whore.



    I showered for 2 hours after hearing that.

    pix or it didn't happen


    If you throat fucked me with a cactus I could probably do a really good imitation. That sound bite is burned into my memory so fierce I still hear the guys panting and her screaming about being a slut in mandalorian armor.


    "Make me cum with the force Tokito..... do it!!"




    Some things just never leave you.

    Make some thermite and burn the hard drive it's stored on.

    You must clense it with holy fire.

    Uriel on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You can get get like 2 good ones, I'll bet

    or 3 decent ones

    or 6 ehh ones

    or 12 horrible ones

    or 24 jesus god awful but on the other hand it's 24 women

    Skull Man on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    It's 100% fake. Pals 4 Life did it as a joke. Same guild that did Leeroy Jenkins.

    Edit: the use of "Punks" is a reference is to a guy who plays on the server.

    If you know this, you play way too much WoW.


    SUNLIGHT IS YOUR FRIEND

    The WoW-tan is being replaced with the library tan now. I played on the server for about a year; it's not really a big in-joke for the people there.

    I give you credit for moving outside of your house.


    WE CAN BE FRIENDS NOW

    precisionk on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man, i wonder what kind of stuff is gonna weird me the fuck out twenty years from now

    what will the world produce

    Paku on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    penny.png

    potatoe on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    The point is that he was so desperate to lose his virginity that he paid 600 bucks to bang an ugly, equally desperate chick.

    Who has herpes.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    You can get get like 2 good ones, I'll bet

    or 3 decent ones

    or 6 ehh ones

    or 12 horrible ones

    or 24 jesus god awful but on the other hand it's 24 women

    i like the way you think

    Paku on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    penny.png

    :^: for jailbait

    precisionk on
  • FromAlpha2OmegaFromAlpha2Omega Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    WE CAN BE FRIENDS NOW
    Pass. :P

    FromAlpha2Omega on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd go on her Uranus Mission

    scarlet st. on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    You can get get like 2 good ones, I'll bet

    or 3 decent ones

    or 6 ehh ones

    or 12 horrible ones

    or 24 jesus god awful but on the other hand it's 24 women

    i like the way you think

    let's get some steak sometime

    I don't eat meat but I like steak fries

    Skull Man on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Even if this is an elaborate joke...the last little bit makes my head spin.

    Yknow, the part where she mentions seeing him again.

    "So mom, how DID you and dad meet?"

    "Well sweetie, back in our day there was this game..."

    Arch on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    WE CAN BE FRIENDS NOW
    Pass. :P

    man what

    precisionk on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm going to go out and buy myself a superwhore.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The chick who played Penny in Lost in Space is like ten times hotter now.

    Uriel on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    The chick who played Penny in Lost in Space is like ten times hotter now.

    i disagree

    potatoe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    god that sounded bad, didn't it?

    potatoe on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ^^^^^^
    Pedophile.

    Uriel on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I predict this has a 33.333...repeating of course, percent chance to be funny.

    jwalk on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm sorry, Stale. I'm so sorry.

    were you Tokito?

    or greyblade?

    or turkle?

    or Kaprin?


    If you were none of those men then you have nothing to feel sorry about.

    Stale on
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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    The chick who played Penny in Lost in Space is like ten times hotter now.

    i disagree

    are you thinking of the chick from the orginal show, or do you just not like girls

    EDIT: oh, you mean...haha, nevermind

    Paku on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm going to go out and buy myself a superwhore.

    Here ya go:

    13583.a.jpg


    wait

    precisionk on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seriously stale.

    Holy fire.

    Uriel on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Seriously stale.

    Holy fire.


    can it be applied to the forehead? becasue thats the only place within any kind of reach where that file resides.... forever festering in my darkest corners.....

    Stale on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    man, i wonder what kind of stuff is gonna weird me the fuck out twenty years from now

    what will the world produce
    The internet is going to be in our brains.

    There will be brain rape.

    Callius on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Seriously stale.

    Holy fire.


    can it be applied to the forehead? becasue thats the only place within any kind of reach where that file resides.... forever festering in my darkest corners.....

    Sure but there are a few side effects

    Uriel on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    were you Tokito?

    or greyblade?

    or turkle?

    or Kaprin?


    If you were none of those men then you have nothing to feel sorry about.
    I'm glad you remember their names.

    Do you remember what force powers?

    Callius on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    man, i wonder what kind of stuff is gonna weird me the fuck out twenty years from now

    what will the world produce
    The internet is going to be in our brains.

    There will be brain rape.

    it will be awesome

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    my mom picked me up a green lantern shirt when she was at the goodwill the other day

    last night i found out it glows in the dark

    so happy

    potatoe on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Directly To The Forehead

    Staleghoti on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    my mom picked me up a green lantern shirt when she was at the goodwill the other day

    last night i found out it glows in the dark

    so happy

    it will be a good masturbation shirt

    precisionk on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man my anal sex joke wasn't that bad, was it?

    scarlet st. on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man my anal sex joke wasn't that bad, was it?

    it was beautiful

    potatoe on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, I can't believe that any of you bought this.
    I'm so disappointed.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man my anal sex joke wasn't that bad, was it?

    Not as bad as one of my jokes, but yeah it was pretty corny.

    Uriel on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Man my anal sex joke wasn't that bad, was it?

    it was beautiful

    You're just leading me on

    scarlet st. on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think it's time to hang up your keyboard, scarlet.

    Jordyn on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Man my anal sex joke wasn't that bad, was it?

    it was beautiful

    You're just leading me on

    no, really

    it was clever and topical

    potatoe on
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