Oh man, oh man.

Grandaddy Delicious

William Monahan, the co-writer of the Departed screenplay, has been tapped to write Jurassic Park 4.

Everyone dies.

SA

roar

PiptheFair

raptors will be cast as irish-americans and every third word will be fuck

PiptheFair

also none of the cast will know fear

Scrumtrulescent

what if the second word is also fuck

Grandaddy Delicious

Scrumtrulescent wrote: »

what if the second word is also fuck

The it is likely they are irish and they stutter.

Abracadaniel

Ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word

The Geek

So many jokes to make here, but everyone else is going to do them because they're obvious, so I'm just going to make this post about not making jokes.

Pretty senseless waste of time, really.

GABBO GABBO GABBO

I took this photo on the ranch where they shot the stampede in Jurassic Park.


(Raiders Of The Lost Arc too)

Faricazy

raaawwwk rawwwwwwk fucckkkkk rawwwwwwk

ShimSham

That's what she said.

Skull Man

Hooray Jurassic Park and everything, but there is no goddamn reason to go back to that island.

candanavian

The Geek wrote: »

So many jokes to make here, but everyone else is going to do them because they're obvious, so I'm just going to make this post about not making jokes.

Pretty senseless waste of time, really.

welcome to SE++

Grandaddy Delicious

I'm hoping they go with the trained super-raptor idea from the last bastardized attempt.

Faricazy

Skull Man wrote: »

Hooray Jurassic Park and everything, but there is no goddamn reason to go back to that island.

orgies?

Scrumtrulescent

I think 4 takes place in the city

or is that 3 I'm thinking of

fuck, I don't know

Lord Dave

writer of good script tapped to do crappy film!

crappy scriptwriter writes oscar winning script!

cats lying with dogs!

mass hysteria!

helen mirren in national treasure 2!

ShimSham

I'm still convinced Jaws and Jurassic Park were documentaries.

Tossrock

Skull Man wrote: »

Hooray Jurassic Park and everything, but there is no goddamn reason to go back to that island.

Maybe this time everything will go alright and we can have a nice theme park!

Ronjon

is this the one with the super awesome raptors that are a commando unit to fight off the flyers that are eating people?

Skull Man

Scrumtrulescent wrote: »

I think 4 takes place in the city

or is that 3 I'm thinking of

fuck, I don't know

2

SA

Skull Man wrote: »

but there is no goddamn reason to go back to that island.

exactly


Life "found a way" onto the mainland and is terrorizing the human population.

Faricazy

hey guys

question

why was JP III even made?

Scrumtrulescent

Faricazy wrote: »

hey guys

question

why was JP III even made?

To make some money

SA

Faricazy wrote: »

hey guys

question

why was JP III even made?

Universal gotsta get paid, homes.

Faricazy

oh.

Scrumtrulescent

SA wrote: »

Skull Man wrote: »

but there is no goddamn reason to go back to that island.

exactly


Life "found a way" onto the mainland and is terrorizing the human population.

the people aboard this life boat thought that any island would be a good place to land...

They were wrong...


ROOOOOOOARWRIAORIWOOOOOOORARARAWRR!

eryu90

This thread is lacking dinosaurs.

The Geek

I liked National Treasure despite it being obviously hokey and dumb.

I always like treasure hunty things. Following clues and finding hidden doors and all that craziness.

There was a pretty awesome MacGyver episode like that where they used a ruby to make a lazer to blow open a cave and then inside there was this one part where they had to use the 4 elements to open a door.

Like they set fire to this one part of a pedestal thing which inturn boiled the water that was soaked into dirt (earth) which evaporated into a gas (air) and then lifted a switch or whatever. That was pretty rad.

The most recent episode of SG-1 had that kind of thing, too. Riddles and trials and stuff.

Skull Man

SA wrote: »

Skull Man wrote: »

but there is no goddamn reason to go back to that island.

exactly


Life "found a way" onto the mainland and is terrorizing the human population.

awesome awesome awesome

now, all we need to do is edit the script so that the population is the city where Predator 2 is set

and also make that city Gotham

Scrumtrulescent

The Geek wrote: »

I liked National Treasure despite it being obviously hokey and dumb.

I always like treasure hunty things. Following clues and finding hidden doors and all that craziness.

There was a pretty awesome MacGyver episode like that where they used a ruby to make a lazer to blow open a cave and then inside there was this one part where they had to use the 4 elements to open a door.

Like they set fire to this one part of a pedestal thing which inturn boiled the water that was soaked into dirt (earth) which evaporated into a gas (air) and then lifted a switch or whatever. That was pretty rad.

The most recent episode of SG-1 had that kind of thing, too. Riddles and trials and stuff.

I did like National Treasure

I'm actually kind of excited for the 2nd one, even though it will suck

Grandaddy Delicious

I mean, you guys have to remember what the previous script incarnation was, right?

I want to tread lightly on what happens over the course of the rest of the film on the off chance that Mary Parent or someone at Universal is seriously going to make this thing. There�s the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist. And then there�s the side of me that says... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT'! Nick is put in charge of training these five dinosaurs, X1 through X5, and the first thing he does is name them. �Any soldier worth his pay has a name to answer to, not a number,� he says. So we are introduced to Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus, each of them a specially created deinonychus, which is sort of like a miniature T-rex. They have super-sensitive smell and hearing, incredible strength and speed and pack-hunting instincts, and they have modified forelegs, lengthened and topped with more dextrous fingers, as well as dog DNA for increased obedience and human DNA so they can solve problems well. All of this is topped off with a drug-regulating implant that can dose them with adrenaline or serotonin as the situation demands.

SA

Scrumtrulescent wrote: »

SA wrote: »

Skull Man wrote: »

but there is no goddamn reason to go back to that island.

exactly


Life "found a way" onto the mainland and is terrorizing the human population.

the people aboard this life boat thought that any island would be a good place to land...

They were wrong...


ROOOOOOOARWRIAORIWOOOOOOORARARAWRR!

"Hey guys... where are we?"

L O S T

Lord Dave

Man National Treasure was so bad.

I do not regret watching it.

Scrumtrulescent

Guys, guys...What if we give the Velociraptors wings this time?

The Geek

Lord Dave wrote: »

Man National Treasure was so bad.

I do not regret watching it.

Exactly.

SA

Scrumtrulescent wrote: »

Guys, guys...What if we give the Velociraptors wings this time?

and more feathers!

Faricazy

Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »

I mean, you guys have to remember what the previous script incarnation was, right?

I want to tread lightly on what happens over the course of the rest of the film on the off chance that Mary Parent or someone at Universal is seriously going to make this thing. There�s the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist. And then there�s the side of me that says... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT'! Nick is put in charge of training these five dinosaurs, X1 through X5, and the first thing he does is name them. �Any soldier worth his pay has a name to answer to, not a number,� he says. So we are introduced to Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus, each of them a specially created deinonychus, which is sort of like a miniature T-rex. They have super-sensitive smell and hearing, incredible strength and speed and pack-hunting instincts, and they have modified forelegs, lengthened and topped with more dextrous fingers, as well as dog DNA for increased obedience and human DNA so they can solve problems well. All of this is topped off with a drug-regulating implant that can dose them with adrenaline or serotonin as the situation demands.

Thoughts:

1) Spartacus, eh?

2) "dog DNA for increased obedience" hahahahahahhahaha

Tossrock

The Geek wrote: »

I liked National Treasure despite it being obviously hokey and dumb.

I always like treasure hunty things. Following clues and finding hidden doors and all that craziness.

There was a pretty awesome MacGyver episode like that where they used a ruby to make a lazer to blow open a cave and then inside there was this one part where they had to use the 4 elements to open a door.

Like they set fire to this one part of a pedestal thing which inturn boiled the water that was soaked into dirt (earth) which evaporated into a gas (air) and then lifted a switch or whatever. That was pretty rad.

Reminds me of that scene in The Fifth Element when they have to use the elements to open the stones.

When Willis looks in his matchbook and there's one left? Oh man, I was tense.

Skull Man

Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »

I mean, you guys have to remember what the previous script incarnation was, right?

I want to tread lightly on what happens over the course of the rest of the film on the off chance that Mary Parent or someone at Universal is seriously going to make this thing. There�s the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist. And then there�s the side of me that says... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT'! Nick is put in charge of training these five dinosaurs, X1 through X5, and the first thing he does is name them. �Any soldier worth his pay has a name to answer to, not a number,� he says. So we are introduced to Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus, each of them a specially created deinonychus, which is sort of like a miniature T-rex. They have super-sensitive smell and hearing, incredible strength and speed and pack-hunting instincts, and they have modified forelegs, lengthened and topped with more dextrous fingers, as well as dog DNA for increased obedience and human DNA so they can solve problems well. All of this is topped off with a drug-regulating implant that can dose them with adrenaline or serotonin as the situation demands.

holy shit on a shingle

why was this not made

or is this going to be made

or are you just reading my darkest desires

Scrumtrulescent

SA wrote: »

Scrumtrulescent wrote: »

Guys, guys...What if we give the Velociraptors wings this time?

and more feathers!

And shit, maybe they can drive

we'd be so fucked