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In Which I Realize I Am Getting Old, And You Do Too.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Ew.

    Arts students.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I know. All that dreadful arting.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    You had me at "Ew".

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I know. All that dreadful arting.

    How would you like a hot, fat, pasty call center worker instead? *takes off shirt*

    *gyrates*

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    pssh, of course

    for one thing I know for a fact you'd bring better booze to the table.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I've had some gray hairs since early 20s. it's hard not to notice them since they are right in my bangs

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    I get white hairs here and there. Original hairline though!

    Weaver on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Rocking the salt and pepper temples and stubble here

    Gotta own it

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    pssh, of course

    for one thing I know for a fact you'd bring better booze to the table.

    ...
    I don't drink

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Well what do I even pay you for???

    (Don't answer that in front of the kiddies).

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Well what do I even pay you for???

    (Don't answer that in front of the kiddies).

    Mostly to wear the gas mask and smack his ass with a
    (Whoops)

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I get white hairs here and there. Original hairline though!

    Fuck you.
    <3

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Rocking the salt and pepper temples and stubble here

    Gotta own it

    Same here. I'm pretty incapable of growing real facial hair, but the 5 or 6 hairs that do grow on my face are starting to turn grey as well. A friend of mine says the silver at my temples is getting to the point where I could easily go as Reed Richards for Halloween. I don't think it's quite there yet but it's steadily progressing!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Rocking the salt and pepper temples and stubble here

    Gotta own it

    Hell no I don't

    Not while this electric hair trimmer is sitting right here.

    Begone, foul follicles!

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    my hair is so thick that having a receding hairline just feels so impossible right now

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    my hair is so thick that having a receding hairline just feels so impossible right now

    Mine is thick but I am doomed with my mother's families baldness
    That widow peak from hell

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    And nose hair
    Sigh

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Salt 'n' Peppers here

    In my chest hair and beard

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    I decided to start scalping when I noticed a thinning patch on the crown of my head at 25.

    It was a simple decision, very much nope, we're not playing this fucking game, nopenopenope.

    On the plus side, I have exceptionally smooth skin and a decently shaped noggin, so I'm considering spending the morning watching football with the lovely bartender who, last evening, asked ...

    "Can I ... you know ... grope your head?"

    "Will it be vaguely creepy and sexual?"

    "Yeah ....."

    "Knock yourself out."


    Hmmm ...

    brb ...

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I ended up with a buzz cut once on accident really and didn't find it to my liking.

    I don't have any gray in my beard, I have red for some reason

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I am pretty lucky with my hair thanks to genetics. My mom's side of the family had good hair, thick and dark brown. I got that and it has been receding only the smallest amount, with a few gray hairs here and there. My dad was bald by 25 so I'm glad that I got my mom's hair.

    I got my dad's facial hair though, so there's a pretty stark contrast between my dark hair and my copper-red beard.

    Nose hair is the worst and I hate it.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Creepy little spider legs curling and poking outta your nostrils.

    Trimming my nose hairs is a source of great pleasure for me.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    My left knee has been hurting all morning, so while sitting I just straightened my leg and flexed my leg muscles and when that happened there was a horrible rippling popping noise from the front of my knee that's still making me ewwie shudder just thinking about it

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    I am pretty lucky with my hair thanks to genetics. My mom's side of the family had good hair, thick and dark brown. I got that and it has been receding only the smallest amount, with a few gray hairs here and there. My dad was bald by 25 so I'm glad that I got my mom's hair.

    I got my dad's facial hair though, so there's a pretty stark contrast between my dark hair and my copper-red beard.

    Nose hair is the worst and I hate it.
    No my friend, ear hair is the worst.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Sorce wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    I am pretty lucky with my hair thanks to genetics. My mom's side of the family had good hair, thick and dark brown. I got that and it has been receding only the smallest amount, with a few gray hairs here and there. My dad was bald by 25 so I'm glad that I got my mom's hair.

    I got my dad's facial hair though, so there's a pretty stark contrast between my dark hair and my copper-red beard.

    Nose hair is the worst and I hate it.
    No my friend, ear hair is the worst.

    But it keeps my ears warm

    DaMoonRulz on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Boys, and maybe some girls too

    ...when a lover tells you, "we need to talk," it may actually be more than a contrived sitcom convention that you're going to be broken up with. It may actually be a request to, you know, actually talk. Avoiding the situation may actually lead to that breakup you've been imagining and dreading.

    So that's Emby's advice for today.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    P.S. I has teh sads.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Emby, nooooooo.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    What are you talking about? You and I are still a thing deedubs

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Metal, do you require hug jpgs?

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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Ok, here's the biggest marker that I was old...

    Classic rock station was playing Metallica in their normal rotation, specifically Enter Sandman and Unforgiven.

    My reaction was "Why the fuck are they playing this it isn't that old! It's only... 20...25... shit... it is old. Well, at least they're touring with 3/4 of the original band so that's better then some of the other groups..."

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Listening to the radio is a sure sign that you're a fogey of the wrinkliest sort.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Metal, do you require hug jpgs?
    No!
    *sniff*
    ...yes

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Hey man, sometimes a guy just wants to listen to Back in Black for the 78,569th time

    on the same day

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Metal, do you require hug jpgs?
    No!
    *sniff*
    ...yes

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    LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Couldn't decide whether to post this here or the Game of Thrones thread, but figured it was more appropriate in this here Oldy Olson thread.

    In this Youtube video, Maisie Williams and other teens unravel the mysteries of the truly ancient Nintendo Entertainment System.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOZbvE01Fk

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    oh god those kids/teens react to technology videos are killers

    Psykoma on
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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I don't remember having that much trouble getting them working. Am I remembering wrong, or is it just that their console is an antique?

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    LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    I remember having to blow into the games multiple times to get it to work even back when it was new.

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