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In Which I Realize I Am Getting Old, And You Do Too.

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    @ASimPerson‌ that google doc is set private.

    Also a 5 year reunion? Why? What has anyone done in five years worth draggin everyone back together for?

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I will not be at my reunions

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  • CreaganCreagan Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Fishman wrote: »
    Also, young families with kids can't afford to get on the property ladder in nice suburban locales with low crime rates.

    You can actually witness socioeconomics forcing families into less affordable and less desirable areas by following school enrolments. Watch as Gen X and Gen Y are forced further and further out into marginalised suburbs to raise their kids, while baby boomers lament why their grandkids are so much hassle to visit.

    I'd agree with you, but my town has a total area of one square mile, and the K-8 school three blocks away from my house services that area alone. Roughly 600 kids attend that school. You'd think with 600 kids contained to a square mile of land, I'd have seen at least a couple children playing outside.

    Also, most of the kids in this town are spoiled brats who would have every single electronic distraction known to man at their fingertips. The kids I used to baby-sit got a full-sized bouncy castle for Christmas one year. And every St. Patrick's Day, the "leprechaun" would visit them at night and give each of the girls $50 in gold dollar coins. They weren't even Irish.

    Creagan on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I will not be at my reunions

    Nor have I gone to any
    Well that is a lie as I did go to someone else's and felt like a 5th wheel or arm candy
    I knew none of those people who they were any relationships they had and such
    I only knew T and it was ever so awkward.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    Narbus wrote: »
    ASimPerson‌ that google doc is set private.

    Also a 5 year reunion? Why? What has anyone done in five years worth draggin everyone back together for?

    Whoops. Fixed.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    I think I've gotten to the point where I don't understand a lot of young people's music. I also liked EDM more when it was called Electronica.

    I feel so old.

    I too let it slip when I someone was playing Daft Punk songs on their phone at work but only off one album
    So I asked what else did they listen to in that genre. They looked confused for a second and said don't you mean EDM? I said music really has a hard time being in one category over time.
    But then I showed him Grimes and he ignored the conversation going on around him while he watched the video.

  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    What makes me feel old is thinking about all the things I should have done by now, but haven't.

    At least I have a good job. I really dodged a bullet by graduating the year that I did.

    We'll get back there someday.
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    One of the weirdest things that makes me feel old is the prevalence of social media, and the fact that it boomed just as I was exiting high school

    I graduated in May of 2004. No one I knew had Myspaces, that wasn't a huge thing. Facebook wasn't even really a thing that existed yet. Smartphones didn't exist. Twitter was a few years away.

    So when I see now just how entrenched social media has become to the high school experience, it feels like some weird generational gap formed completely overnight and that I just missed out on that generation, and that makes me feel pretty old

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    Facebook when downhill the moment they let high schoolers on there, I'm tellin' ya.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    One of the weirdest things that makes me feel old is the prevalence of social media, and the fact that it boomed just as I was exiting high school

    I graduated in May of 2004. No one I knew had Myspaces, that wasn't a huge thing. Facebook wasn't even really a thing that existed yet. Smartphones didn't exist. Twitter was a few years away.

    So when I see now just how entrenched social media has become to the high school experience, it feels like some weird generational gap formed completely overnight and that I just missed out on that generation, and that makes me feel pretty old

    yes, except replace "old" with "lucky"

    Jars on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Narbus wrote: »
    @ASimPerson‌ that google doc is set private.

    Also a 5 year reunion? Why? What has anyone done in five years worth draggin everyone back together for?

    well I have no idea, I didn't go to find out

  • CreaganCreagan Registered User regular
    When I was younger, you avoided taking a bad picture of yourself at all costs, unless you were doing a "silly" picture you weren't going to ever show anybody. But now, half of my sister's interaction with their friends involves pulling ridiculous faces and sending them to each other via Snap Chat. You're supposed to take bad pictures on purpose? What?

    Also, my friends made me get Snap Chat. I've had it for months, and still can't figure out how to use it.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    No kidding, Jars.

    The shit people can do to each other now online is kinda crazy.

    I'm glad that wasn't a thing when I was in high school.

    Not that social media ever really made much of a dent in my life anyway.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Most of the people in high school that I hung out with now have MBAs and own businesses and work in fortune 500 companies

    Not fucking going anywhere NEAR those reunions until I have my shit together

    e: Eh. Not even then.

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Back then, every picture mattered because it all had to be developed.

    When's the last time anyone here had a roll of film developed?

    Now you can store thousands of photos on your phone so it's no big deal.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    My ten year reunion is coming up. I might go?

    If anyone asks what I've done since high school, I can now say "I have a car"

  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Jars wrote: »
    One of the weirdest things that makes me feel old is the prevalence of social media, and the fact that it boomed just as I was exiting high school

    I graduated in May of 2004. No one I knew had Myspaces, that wasn't a huge thing. Facebook wasn't even really a thing that existed yet. Smartphones didn't exist. Twitter was a few years away.

    So when I see now just how entrenched social media has become to the high school experience, it feels like some weird generational gap formed completely overnight and that I just missed out on that generation, and that makes me feel pretty old

    yes, except replace "old" with "lucky"

    I'm old enough to remember when MySpace was pretty much only used by teenage anime fans.

    And when Youtube was all AMVs and full-length movies and no one said anything about it.

    Dragkonias on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Yeah, parents . . .

    A few years ago, my dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Already a depressive personality, he sat imagining his death for 2 years. Then they retracted the diagnosis, so as of the last few years, he just has an undiagnosed Alzheimer's-like neurological disorder. Oh, but sorry, even though Alzheimer's drugs were helping, eh doesn't have Alzheimer's, so he doesn't get those any more. Enjoy watching his descent into madness! This is, for the ease of the audience, skipping over the digestive problem he had and the 18 months of incontinence he fought in the midst of the Alzheimer's misdiagnosis. Oh, and the lifetime of physical labor he put in -- completely unappreciated by our family, by the way -- have already cost him a knee, and he doesn't seem to be able to stand up straight any more.

    Mom's had it relatively easy though. Allergies and asthma forced her into early retirement. Nothing like highschoolers spraying on perfume right before class to force an allergic teacher out. Every year since then (maybe 10 years now?), it's wheeze wheeze wheeze No I'm all right I don't want to wheeze go to the hospital wheeze wheeze. Actually, she didn't go to the hospital at all last year, that was a big deal for her. Of course, she should have, just refused a couple of times, and was probably only a little close to having a stroke from her heart pounding so hard trying to carry oxygen-starved blood (oxygen tank? no! those are for old people!).
    So yeah, she's probably going to kick it in... I'd be surprised if she made it another 5 years. Which leaves my dad slowly losing his mind all by himself unless I move him up here with me -- a elder facility or whatever they're called these days won't take him without insurance and he didn't opt in for that back when he would have needed to.

    Wow, I'm depressed now.

    Getting older. I don't recommend it.

    Wait so

    they stopped giving him medication that was helping him because they don't have a classification for whatever the fuck he does have?

    That's completely fucked, man. I'm sorry he has to go through that. And sorry you guys have to see it happen. :(

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    You will never guess how old I am, thread

    Really fucking?

    I was there when @Druhim came into being

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  • CreaganCreagan Registered User regular
    I remember before area codes were a thing. I still forget to say the area code when I give out my phone number.

    I've used a typewriter to write an essay because my parent's didn't have a computer.

    The first computer I ever used was an old IBM thing with a green screen, no mouse, and dials to adjust brightness.

    I used a dial phone fairly regularly as a child.

    The house I grew up in had push-button lights, not the flip and toggle switches that are standard today.

    I feel much, much older than twenty three.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I was 14 when Oregon finally got a second area code.

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    I remember when Myspace was the only game in town (I was able to count the number of people I knew on Friendster on one hand).

    And then, on move-in day at my dorm at the beginning of my sophomore year in college, my roommate turned to me and said, "So there's this new thing called Facebook."

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    One of the weirdest things that makes me feel old is the prevalence of social media, and the fact that it boomed just as I was exiting high school

    I graduated in May of 2004. No one I knew had Myspaces, that wasn't a huge thing. Facebook wasn't even really a thing that existed yet. Smartphones didn't exist. Twitter was a few years away.

    So when I see now just how entrenched social media has become to the high school experience, it feels like some weird generational gap formed completely overnight and that I just missed out on that generation, and that makes me feel pretty old

    yes, except replace "old" with "lucky"

    I'm old enough to remember when MySpace was pretty much only used by teenage anime fans.

    And when Youtube was all AMVs and full-length movies and no one said anything about it.

    Well, full-length movies broken into 12 parts because videos couldn't be longer than 10 minutes.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    My mom was about 7 years old when the Oregon Department of Transportation thought it would be a good idea to use a huge pile of TNT to 'remove' a dead 8 ton whale on a beach.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    Which means that it, of course, has a great Wikipedia URL:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale#Oregon

  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    I stay off social media so people from high school cannot find me. My mom has been good about not giving out information. "Where's she at?" "West." "What's she doing?" "Stuff." "Like what?" "Stuff. Out west." Though I should ask her if she'll lie and say I died in an awesome avian-related accident.

    It's not just the reunions. They would start inundating me with pictures of their supposedly oh so cute grandbabies. I am not old; I am not quite 30. That is disgusting and they are disgusting people. I would get a momentary kick out of telling them they should take their fourteen year olds to get abortions, but then it would be nothing but JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JAYSUS JAYSUS LORD KEEE-RYST! and getting spammed with religious texts and chain emails and people harassing my mom.

    I hope to age like my mom, who was still mistaken for someone in her mid-30s well into her 50s.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I never realized a photo of a child was offensive.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Well if it's a photo of you as a child, it would be

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I never realized a photo of a child was offensive.

    Having grandchildren at 30ish does raise some uncomfortable questions

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I never realized a photo of a child was offensive.

    Having grandchildren at 30ish does raise some uncomfortable questions

    not here surprisingly
    I would get asked why I was not married nor had children when I first moved here. I was a little confused at first.

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    I don't have a Facebook or Twitter or anything

    Social media is for people who aren't me

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I have a joke facebook and twitter account because people are lazy

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I count myself as lucky to have made it basically all the way through childhood without social media. The confrontation I am bound to have with my future wife over what our kids should and should not be exposed to as far as technology is going to be a very weird new-age debate comparable to the ones I imagine catholics have about sending their kids to public school versus private school.

    It's one of these things where it's so pervasive that all you're doing by preventing them access is making them an outcast among their peers

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My ten year reunion is coming up. I might go?

    If anyone asks what I've done since high school, I can now say "I have a car"

    I kind of want to because I deleted my Facebook and have the mot intense curiosity as to what happened to everyone.

    At the same time, hell no, I do not really want to see everyone again.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    I have a Facebook account because I do like to see what former classmates are doing and keep up on news from home. But to be fair, my class was only 11 people so it's not this overwhelming glut of people that others might have on their Facebooks. I think I have less than 100 people total.

    I like Facebook when it is pictures of family vacations, new pets, or videos of a kid's first steps (pets being my favorite). Political crap, messages about religion or any other stuff like that pretty much drives me nuts.

    I think that's my age though - like someone else said, the older you get the more you want to cram into your limited time. I like my social media time to focus on the actual meaningful events or news in my friends' lives, not that people think we need more Jesus in the classroom or that Obamacare is going to allow the government to kill people.

    In other aging news, my son started 5th grade today and will be 10 in a few weeks (shares a birthday with the Dreamcast). That makes me feel a bit on the old side of things much more than my 37 years.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    At this point in my life I'm somewhat hesitant to have children for various reasons.

    I think I'll just stick with acquiring all of the doggies and kitties instead.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    There is really only a handful of people I am rather curious about I went to high school with other than that I could care less
    I ran away from Cheyenne as far as I could get at the time and tried not to look back.

  • wrong_buttonwrong_button Registered User regular
    My twenty year just went down a couple weekends ago. I never had any inkling to attend, and was surprised when I woke up Sunday morning with a few drunken "hey why didn't youuu come back for the reunion we missed youuuuuu" texts and VMs from some HS friends. Which is extra weird considering some of these people never call or text anyway. Nice to be missed, I guess?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Though I wish someone would invent a way to just check out what a couple's potential offspring would actually look like, because that's something I'm super curious about.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Though I wish someone would invent a way to just check out what a couple's potential offspring would actually look like, because that's something I'm super curious about.

    I thought they had that stuff already because Conan used it as a joke for sometime

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