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[Mini-Phalla]: 13 Tzameti - Cancelled\Postponed
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[Mini-Phalla]: 13 Tzameti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drnmsi8O_6EIntroduction:
An invitation left on your doorstep last week has led you to an abandoned house out in the countryside. You are not sure exactly what the event is - the invitation didn’t say, but its promise of a large sum of money for a day’s work was enough for you to meet at the indicated spot. You knock on the front door and a large man in a suit grabs your invitation from your hand, hands you a “uniform” and waves you inside.
After changing into your new clothes, you are led into the basement. You find the basement packed with other individuals in the same clothes you are wearing. Along the back wall you see a group of men in business suits, smoking cigars and handing large stacks of money.
Starting to feel a little over your head, you quickly turn for the door. You are stopped by several men with large guns, at least one of whom raised pointed his weapon at your chest. “You cannot leave until the game is over! Instructions will be given shortly”. Confused as to what is meant by “game”, you find a spot against a wall to lean up against and wait.
Just a few minutes later, a PA system turns on and a voice begins:
“Welcome to our game. Many of you know the rules, but some of you may not, so listen closely. Immediately following this message, each of you will be handed a modified revolver, and a single bullet. On my command, you will load the bullet into the revolver and start spinning the chamber. I will tell you when to stop spinning. Then you will watch the light bulb in the center of the room. When it lights up, fire your weapon at the contestant of your choosing. The round is over once everyone has fired their weapon, and we see who is still alive.
“Normally this game continues for 4 rounds, but this year we have a special adjustment. We have captured a group of our rivals. Since we are sporting, the new rules will be as followed: The game will continue until all of the rivals or everyone else* is dead. Good luck”
(*Mafia achieves parity with village in this game)
Rules:
This is a Phalla game, inspired by the film 13 Tzameti. If you are new, you are more than welcome to join but it might be a good idea to look over the linked topic for the basics.
The village faction is the Contestants.
The mafia faction is the Rival Mafia.
The film only really lends the situation, none of the characters are the same, and the situation has been heavily modified to fit a phalla game, almost to unrecognizable status. what I’m trying to say is that not having seen the film will not be a hindrance at all.
This game might also be incredibly swingy. So we’ll see what happens.
Signing Up:
Sign up by posting in bold limegreen. There is no cap on signups, but I would like to have at least 25 players.
Voting:
Elimination votes every day will be cast in bold red. Vote close will be at 10:00 EST. Votes cast\Orders Submitted at 9:59 will be accepted, orders\votes cast at 10:00 will not.
Edited vote posts will be ignored, which may result in an inactivity warning if left uncorrected.
Inactivity:
To be considered active, each player must make at least two posts, make a vote, and submit orders. You will be removed from the game on the second day that you are inactive.
Standard Phalla Rules
-Include the host in all PM’s and Proboards. No anonymous contact
-No sharing, screenshotting etc. of Host PMs
-If you are eliminated, you can make one ghost post, as long as it has no game information.
-You may not add players to preexisting PM conversations. Start a new conversation instead.
Game Specific Rules
Each night you grab your gun and fire it as quickly as possible at a target. Before vote close, each villager must submit a target. If no target is submitted, the target will default to the previous night’s target. If there is no previous night target, the default will be no target.
There are two ways that RNG plays into this game.
1. The order of firing.
2. Which players have a loaded gun.
Only a certain percentage of the guns drawn will have a bullet in the chamber. Most of the guns will be empty.
Sample Villager PM:
Coming soon
Clarifications
Vote Ties: Tied Votes will result in both ‘winners’ being removed from the game.
Order of Operations:
Vote > Some Powers > Other Powers > Fastest Player Firing > Second Fastest Player Firing > …. > Slowest Player Firing
Can we change targets?
-Yes. You select a new target every day.
Player List
1. Capfalcon
2. Buddha73
3. Flarne
4. JPants
5. Assuran
6. Kime
7. Justice for Pluto
8. Gizzy
9. Bedlam
10. Discrider
11. ObiFett
12. Preda
13. TA
14. Wash
15. MRTLicious
16. KetBra
17. Baidol
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19.
20.
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
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Reserves:
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3.
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Narrations
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Steam
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
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Can we change targets?
Where is the vote in the order of operations?
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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You may change targets every day.
Vote comes first. The Order of Ops has been updated to reflect this.
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
Steam profile
No.
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
Island Name: Felinefine
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
Steam profile
Will be out of town from the 9th to the 12th.
When you say "out of town", do you mean "glued to your couch playing Destiny"?
I used to be Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend. It's been around 4 years since I've been in a phalla.
Was pretty sure you guys would've gotten this rolling before I was back at home.
I remember you! Hiiiiiii!
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
Steam profile
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
Steam profile
I can still remember when that phalla used to make me smile
And I knew I had to try
to make all of these people die
and maybe id be the last one alive
But 2014 made me depressed
with every kill claimed by inactives!
Longer time between games
makes me want to blow out my brains
I cant remember all my hubris
when hosting yeah I sure can do this!
But something touched me deep inside
the day the phalla died.
So bye bye Mister Phalla Guy
Hit my vig made it big but I died on day 5
Them good ol boys were swaping PMs while high
Singing this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die.
They say everyone smokes in Hell
But do you have faith in Infidel
If the network tells you so?
Now do you believe that Kime is bad
and day 1 deaths are what hes sure to have
when he cries that manic laugh?
Now I know you love Gizzy
Cause you network with her instead of me
You both fired some shots!
Man I dig when things get hot!
I was a lonely busdriving fool
but man day 3 it sure looked cool
Till post game they called me a tool
the day the phalla died.
I started singing my my this here Zombie H. Guy
Tried to start one said its real fun but nobody would try
them good ol boys were arguing on the fly
saying this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die.
Now for ten days we've been killin mans
and stabbing backs and hatching plans
wondering when the hell the game will end
When Baidol murdered the whole scene
with an awl he borrowed from Langly
cause of a deal we went a made with Rend!
Oh and while MrT was makin claims
and discrider was passing blames
the game went to host victory
no wins for you or me-he
And while Buddha told a thing to Ghosts
about who got seered the mosts
we all yelled a bunch in post
the day the phalla died
We were singing My my these Mafia guys
did a number still a wonder we were ever alive
them good ol boys were claiming mason each night
saying this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die.
Miley Cyrus and TheRoadVirus
reality stars that sure surprised us
and Auralynx did a gambit!
But Egos saw through all the lies
and Cythraul claimed the VI prize
With everyone yelling damniiiiiiiit!
Now the Vig reveal was super news
the other team he sure would bruise
we all got up to cheer
cause victory was here
But the mafia busdrove the guard
and our precious nethead fell hard
and everyone said "what a tard"
the day the phalla died.
We were singing Why Why did this Nethead Guy
put his eggs all in one basket now were surly fried
them good ol boys sunk their heads and they cried
sobbing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die.
We just wanted to have some fun
but this guy named jdarksun
did some fucking math
and it tured out the whole game was broke
and the host was a big ol joke
but he swore next time hed make a splaaaaash!
And Obi did something complicated
with lots of kills the game vacated
No Saberovereasy or Phyphor
Could break that fucking cypher!
And as Capfalcon joined the cult
and Assuran said its all your fault
right as I launched in my catapult
to nuke the fucking sky
I started singing My my this here Phalla guys
Needs destruction and some punching well then tonights the night
Them good ol boys were yelling crazy and sigh
Saying this will be the day we all die
This will be the day we all die.
I met a dude said the End was Nigh
And we let out a collective sigh
And went our separate waaays
I went down to the Penny Arcade
where the phallas once were played
but Bandwagon said sign ups were delaaaaaaaayed
Oh in the sticky games were planed
and people said it was in demand
but no new threads were created
the players all awaited
And all who said that they would host
went and had kids and jobs and they would boast
now we gotta move down to the coast
the day the phalla died.
And they were Singing bye bye Mister Phalla Guy
Had some real fun now its all done maybe see you in July
Them good ol boys all had tears in their eyes
saying this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die.
It is time to do the thing.
@lonelyahava @ecco the dolphin I summon you as well!
is that meant to sound dirty?
It's meant to sound dirty, right?