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I heart New York

FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
I get on the train feeling crappy and exit feeling awesome. Here's why:

Some old black dude is going on about how the whiteman is keeping the blacks down and always will be and whatnot. People argue with him.

Black woman across from him goes "You know what, go back to africa."

He tells her that shes an oreo.

"Yeah? BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR MOM."

"You haveno respect!"

"OUT OF YOUR MOM"

ITT the unwashed masses entertain us

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    hahaha

    oreo

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Two weekends ago, when I visited New York, I saw a dude in a fancy business suit just get punched in the face by someone who calmly left the train. He just had a WTF look on his face afterwards.

    I like the DC Metro better, because its cleaner and our hobos are cooler.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This made my day.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i've never been to NY

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    awesome story

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "EAT MEAT AND RUIN YOUR FEET"

    "TELL THAT TO MY DOG"

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I thoroughly enjoyed your description of this conversation.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I came in here to say "New York sucks!" but that story is made of wonderous things.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Later he started going on about how black women gave birth to everyone and this sicilian woman pointed at a black chick and went "She's not my mom, my mom's name is FLorence, she's an electrician!"

    I had to leave the train to go to work and post about it though.

    Dammn.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR MOM

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    she should have told him to go do a gay naked wango and tango dance.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Next time I am in New York, I'm so stalking you.

    Also, there is a little hole in the wall ramen place on 10th, between 1st and 2nd street. Best ramen EVER

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Later he started going on about how black women gave birth to everyone and this sicilian woman pointed at a black chick and went "She's not my mom, my mom's name is FLorence, she's an electrician!"

    I had to leave the train to go to work and post about it though.

    Dammn.
    Essentially he seems to be correct. The evidence strongly suggests that H. sapiens originated in Africa and emigrated around the world from there.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR MOM

    OUT OF YOUR MOM.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Later he started going on about how black women gave birth to everyone and this sicilian woman pointed at a black chick and went "She's not my mom, my mom's name is FLorence, she's an electrician!"

    I had to leave the train to go to work and post about it though.

    Dammn.
    Essentially he seems to be correct. The evidence strongly suggests that H. sapiens originated in Africa and emigrated around the world from there.

    But did we turn dark before or after said birth? It all has to do with the amount of sun we had and the phase of evolution we were in at the time, as dark skin protects you from sun burns where light skin absorbs vitamin D better in cloudy places like northern Europe.

    Or, if you're a creationist/intelligent designist... you don't believe in the origin of mankind beyond [God: BAM! = humans] so ignore this.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Later he started going on about how black women gave birth to everyone and this sicilian woman pointed at a black chick and went "She's not my mom, my mom's name is FLorence, she's an electrician!"

    I had to leave the train to go to work and post about it though.

    Dammn.
    Essentially he seems to be correct. The evidence strongly suggests that H. sapiens originated in Africa and emigrated around the world from there.
    THe evidence strongly suggests I am hungry. Make me a sandwich dru.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the new temp will not stop giving me the eyes and she walks by my desk to give me said eyes as often as possible. She just did it again, right now

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Next time I am in New York, I'm so stalking you.

    Also, there is a little hole in the wall ramen place on 10th, between 1st and 2nd street. Best ramen EVER
    we will have ramen and bubble tea

    oh yes

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    the new temp will not stop giving me the eyes and she walks by my desk to give me said eyes as often as possible. She just did it again, right now

    Do her.

    Do her now.

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am eating a jello cup

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hahah someone giving weaver "the eyes" hahahahah

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    see Rolo this is the torture of being engaged/married

    escaping into the archives room with a coworker isn't an option

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh I forgot if Jordyn doesn't find someone attractive that means nobody else can either

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    hahah someone giving weaver "the eyes" hahahahah

    But weaver knows science. It brings all the boys to the yard.

    EDIT: and girls

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn probably thinks I act the same way at the office as I do when all relaxed on the couch

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey Weaver show her that picture where your face is a lovely crescent moon, that'll get her motor going.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey Jordyn go have a baby

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You haven't told her a joke yet, have you?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    haven't read the thread but the show is quite possibly the worst thing humanity has ever done

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    haven't read the thread but the show is quite possibly the worst thing humanity has ever done

    What show is this, pip?

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Most of the time I take the subway people just sort of sit/stand around quietly.

    Have you ever seen the duo of a black guy and a 10~ year old kid(who is also black) that go around doing a breakdance number to a boombox in moving subway trains? I saw them a couple times on the L train, it was pretty impressive. The finale was when they did kind of a combined roll and then the guy tosses the kid up into the air and he grabs onto the handrails.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    haven't read the thread but the show is quite possibly the worst thing humanity has ever done

    What show is this, pip?

    I love New York

    youtube clips of it or something


    it is ENRAGING

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There's this little troll that rides the red line from Clark and Division to Jackson in Chicago some mornings.

    I think she has emphysema or something. She coughs like Gollum.

    She starts fights with any pretty girl she passes. It's amusing.

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  • RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    that sounds amazing

    i always get the same spanish dude playing acoustic on the 7

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    why would I even be trying to impress her

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I like watching the white dudes on that show. They so crazy

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zek wrote: »
    Most of the time I take the subway people just sort of sit/stand around quietly.

    Have you ever seen the duo of a black guy and a 10~ year old kid that go around doing a breakdance number to a boombox in moving subway trains? I saw them a couple times on the L train, it was pretty impressive. The finale was when they did kind of a combined roll and then the guy tosses the kid up into the air and he grabs onto the handrails.
    Haven't seen that but I'm at the Union Square station almost every day and there are these guys who I think have a legal spot on the green train platform. A guy on bongos and either a white guy or a latino chick tap dancing. Cool stuff. THey're goood.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Later he started going on about how black women gave birth to everyone and this sicilian woman pointed at a black chick and went "She's not my mom, my mom's name is FLorence, she's an electrician!"

    I had to leave the train to go to work and post about it though.

    Dammn.
    Essentially he seems to be correct. The evidence strongly suggests that H. sapiens originated in Africa and emigrated around the world from there.

    But did we turn dark before or after said birth? It all has to do with the amount of sun we had and the phase of evolution we were in at the time, as dark skin protects you from sun burns where light skin absorbs vitamin D better in cloudy places like northern Europe.

    Or, if you're a creationist/intelligent designist... you don't believe in the origin of mankind beyond [God: BAM! = humans] so ignore this.
    If H. sapiens emerged in Africa as it appears we did, then we would have evolved from ancestors who were already practically human and presumably would have already adapted to the strong sun of the region. You question assumes that H. sapiens could have started spreading out from Africa before many generations would have already adapted which doesn't make any sense. It seems pretty safe to assume that the first humans had pretty dark skin since that's the environment they evolved in.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    one time one of those people with the blanket covered in DVDs set up on the L platform right next to the track and blocked one of the doors, i was like "what the fuck" and almost missed my train because of it

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    why would I even be trying to impress her

    That's why I'm asking if you told her a joke yet, it'd probably get her off ya.

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