it's a....like a syringe but without the needle thing, and you fill it up with lube, insert it into the hole you desire and launch the lube up in there. Supposed to help
........supposed to.
Hmmmmmmmmm
MY KEGEL GAME IS STRONG
too strong
one time I squoze and normally that's supposed to feel good but I did too many and Sarks was like "OW. THAT HURT."
My brother snitched on my Kazaa folder. It was some pretty non-standard stuff, too.
My dad later took me on a 7 hour car ride while he lectured me on all sorts of things with a focus on rationally explaining why a fetish isn't a logical thing to have. I guess it was worth a shot? Not really.
7 hours holy fuck
The 'don't be gay' walk with my dad was only, like, half an hour and that was already excruciating enough.
To be honest, I kinda wish I'd gotten into dudes earlier. Had the family found out, I probably wouldn't have worried so damn much about what others would think. Maybe I'd have sent that cute guy on OKcupid a message! I mean, I like where I'm at now, I'm with a great girl and we're awesome together, I just sometimes wish I'd dabbled a bit, you know?
Dipped your wick
in the chocolate fountain
I mean, LadyInfamy has her own wick she's willing to strap on and dip from time to time
She's pretty fuckin' rad in the accommodations department
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
it's a....like a syringe but without the needle thing, and you fill it up with lube, insert it into the hole you desire and launch the lube up in there. Supposed to help
........supposed to.
Hmmmmmmmmm
MY KEGEL GAME IS STRONG
too strong
one time I squoze and normally that's supposed to feel good but I did too many and Sarks was like "OW. THAT HURT."
Actually I was just thinking that might be a good investment for myself.... >.>
it's a....like a syringe but without the needle thing, and you fill it up with lube, insert it into the hole you desire and launch the lube up in there. Supposed to help
........supposed to.
Hmmmmmmmmm
MY KEGEL GAME IS STRONG
too strong
one time I squoze and normally that's supposed to feel good but I did too many and Sarks was like "OW. THAT HURT."
Actually I was just thinking that might be a good investment for myself.... >.>
oh, well it is fun to use!
until you're on the 3rd application and your partner is like "YOU NEED MORE?!"
and you're like
"YES BITCH, KEEP SQUIRTING."
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MortiousThe Nightmare BeginsMove to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
Though we did (do?) have a version of the KKK.
But not nearly as iconic with the dress code and funny ranks and rituals.
Just a bunch of crazies driving around in pickups with guns.
My mom screamed when she found out I had a boyfriend.
was she that excited?
That was an unfun conversation.
...oh.
Excited is one way perhaps to put it. I went to my dad and he let me crash on the couch. I think the only reason she calmed down was she realized I'd burn the bridge with her and not look back.
Peeing. "It's a waste product and not something you should make sexual." I'll get right on that.
Actually, I don't remember what most of it was about. It was an ordeal, but at least it was calm. He shared something with me I don't think he's told anyone else; the tone of the whole thing wasn't accusatory or angry at least.
oh thank god
i was wondering if we had a terminal case of the animes for a second
I don't disagree that factory farming is wrong but I just got 4 1/2 pounds of chicken thighs for $3.87
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
i heard lube launcher and was intrigued for a moment
real talk also probably way tmi
a huge part of the appeal of getting with a dude to me would be the actual ejaculation and in lieu of that, a girl using a strap on becomes less interesting when you can't simulate that so well
i thought a lube launcher would be a thing you could use to solve that problem but alas!
Peeing. "It's a waste product and not something you should make sexual." I'll get right on that.
Actually, I don't remember what most of it was about. It was an ordeal, but at least it was calm. He shared something with me I don't think he's told anyone else; the tone of the whole thing wasn't accusatory or angry at least.
oh thank god
i was wondering if we had a terminal case of the animes for a second
i heard lube launcher and was intrigued for a moment
real talk also probably way tmi
a huge part of the appeal of getting with a dude to me would be the actual ejaculation and in lieu of that, a girl using a strap on becomes less interesting when you can't simulate that so well
i thought a lube launcher would be a thing you could use to solve that problem but alas!
i actually think there is a device like this? I only heard about it in terms of lesbians doing the insemination process and wanting to kind of...mimic the heterosexual process?
but it was on a show and maybe they weren't being serious.
but i do think it exists somewhere...
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
i heard lube launcher and was intrigued for a moment
real talk also probably way tmi
a huge part of the appeal of getting with a dude to me would be the actual ejaculation and in lieu of that, a girl using a strap on becomes less interesting when you can't simulate that so well
i thought a lube launcher would be a thing you could use to solve that problem but alas!
i actually think there is a device like this? I only heard about it in terms of lesbians doing the insemination process and wanting to kind of...mimic the heterosexual process?
but it was on a show and maybe they weren't being serious.
but i do think it exists somewhere...
yeah to be perfectly honest thinking about it now i'd be surprised if there weren't
I've since set my facebook page to bi, but nobody ever reads those so I imagine I'll get a frantic text in 2023 or something
i removed all of my "interested in" bits because back in ye olde days of mim that was an indication something way kinda sorta up
but not really confirming it
and i'm all about being in limbo over here
Dan Savage made a good point that resonated with me a while back, saying that the best way for bi and bi-ish folks to get counted and not kinda forgotten about, the straight-leaning ones especially need to not hide in the comfortable shadows and just admit, yeah I feel attraction to both genders, even if I'm dating or married to the opposite sex. And he's right, and I had been hiding, somewhat. I had no idea it would feel as freeing as it would when I mentioned it to my (somewhat new-ish) friends, but it was mad cathartic.
I've since set my facebook page to bi, but nobody ever reads those so I imagine I'll get a frantic text in 2023 or something
i removed all of my "interested in" bits because back in ye olde days of mim that was an indication something way kinda sorta up
but not really confirming it
and i'm all about being in limbo over here
Dan Savage made a good point that resonated with me a while back, saying that the best way for bi and bi-ish folks to get counted and not kinda forgotten about, the straight-leaning ones especially need to not hide in the comfortable shadows and just admit, yeah I feel attraction to both genders, even if I'm dating or married to the opposite sex. And he's right, and I had been hiding, somewhat. I had no idea it would feel as freeing as it would when I mentioned it to my (somewhat new-ish) friends, but it was mad cathartic.
I don't think I'll stop being "well..maybe i am, maybe i'm not" until someone pops a titty in my mouth.
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What? No. She's not all that bad with the whole race thing. She just has a problem acclimating after the whole appartheid thing.
She just has hangups about a few things. Like she wouldn't stop me dating someone of a different race, she just doesn't know how she'll feel about it.
Overall she knows these types of things are wrong, and I guess is just glad that she doesn't have to try and get over them.
And she feels comfortable enough to talk to me about it, so that's a plus.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
MY KEGEL GAME IS STRONG
too strong
one time I squoze and normally that's supposed to feel good but I did too many and Sarks was like "OW. THAT HURT."
I mean, LadyInfamy has her own wick she's willing to strap on and dip from time to time
She's pretty fuckin' rad in the accommodations department
Actually I was just thinking that might be a good investment for myself.... >.>
oh my god this is hilarious
thor 2 spoilers
was she that excited?
...oh.
oh, well it is fun to use!
until you're on the 3rd application and your partner is like "YOU NEED MORE?!"
and you're like
"YES BITCH, KEEP SQUIRTING."
But not nearly as iconic with the dress code and funny ranks and rituals.
Just a bunch of crazies driving around in pickups with guns.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
Excited is one way perhaps to put it. I went to my dad and he let me crash on the couch. I think the only reason she calmed down was she realized I'd burn the bridge with her and not look back.
look brah
that grand dragon rank is srs bzns
I picked up a coffee bean today that smells just like strawberry jam
gonna have to see what the taste is like
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i removed all of my "interested in" bits because back in ye olde days of mim that was an indication something way kinda sorta up
but not really confirming it
and i'm all about being in limbo over here
The bastards.
oh thank god
i was wondering if we had a terminal case of the animes for a second
real talk also probably way tmi
i thought a lube launcher would be a thing you could use to solve that problem but alas!
boneless i hope
unless you're making a slow-cooked thing where it just sloughs off the bone like so many limbs of napalmed vietnamese soldiers
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
goin hooooome
i actually think there is a device like this? I only heard about it in terms of lesbians doing the insemination process and wanting to kind of...mimic the heterosexual process?
but it was on a show and maybe they weren't being serious.
but i do think it exists somewhere...
yeah to be perfectly honest thinking about it now i'd be surprised if there weren't
Dan Savage made a good point that resonated with me a while back, saying that the best way for bi and bi-ish folks to get counted and not kinda forgotten about, the straight-leaning ones especially need to not hide in the comfortable shadows and just admit, yeah I feel attraction to both genders, even if I'm dating or married to the opposite sex. And he's right, and I had been hiding, somewhat. I had no idea it would feel as freeing as it would when I mentioned it to my (somewhat new-ish) friends, but it was mad cathartic.
I don't think I'll stop being "well..maybe i am, maybe i'm not" until someone pops a titty in my mouth.
No thats what the 3 episode test is for.
today i realized the chicken i used for my slow cooked curry was bone-in
so i had to fish the various bones out of the curry and suck the shreds off meat off them before discarding them
the
the sounds
which effectively means starting tonight